If you were in a coma...
 

If you were in a coma from the height of your favorite era - whether it be the Flair era, Hogan WWF era, Attitude era, etc - to now, and you turned on the TV to watch wrestling, what would be your first thought?

Aside from "what's that Wookie doing holding a title?"...

What's that heroin addict doing holding the title?

"Who are all these strange people? Oh well... I'm just glad to be out of my coma!"

"Shawn Michaels and Undertaker are STILL wrestling?!?"

'What a shitty belt....is that, is that, SPINNING? Fuck that.'

I should check the internets and see what Benoit has been up to. :)

"What the fuck is the internets, and why is this big guy going to kill me for using it?"

What. The. Fuck.

Val Venis. Noid Post. Must be a 20 time World Champion by now. Noid Post. Hmmm, not on TV. Noid Post. Must be injured.

Rock v Austin XXIX. What? They're in Hollywood doing WHAT????

lol nice.

Mine would be

"When Did Jericho become a Lesbian?"

I would be like "Why aren't Benoit and Eddie in the WWE anymore? Oh..."

I'd also be really disappointed that Triple H was the WWE Champion again, and would be a little miffed that he was on SmackDown!, as was Jim Ross. I'd also be remarkably surprised that ECW was a new brand. CM Punk as World Heavyweight Champion would seriously freak me the fuck out.

I'd also question why TNA and the WWE were so much alike. Kurt Angle, Christian Cage and Booker T being over there would be kind of weird to me.

I'd be surprised at the concept of the brand split, at first wondering why certain people showed up on one brand, and others on another. Then I'd be surprised at the return of ECW, only to be severely disappointed at its lack of having anything to do with the original ECW. Then, I'd notice the women's divison being taken seriously, WCW having been replaced essentially by TNA, and then eventually noticing that WWE dominates all.

How about,
"Whats the deal with the spinner belt?" Wher'd that come from?

Only a one day reign as world champ for kane?! bullshit!

A SIX-sided ring???? :wtf:

The belt doesn't spin anymore, so I probably wouldn't be wondering about "the spinner belt". I WOULD be wondering why it looked so funny, but nothing to do with spinning.

Who's that guy with the WCW title on RAW???

:lol:

Or who was that midget in the mask who had it not so long ago?

Why is there a silverback gorilla doing with a belt around his waist? And why is it called ECW? And why doesn't it fit around his waist?

"Well it's good to see Little Guido still has a job, but why is Taz the color guy, and when did ECW get a budget?"

Little Guido doesn't have a job. :p

...............would you believe me if I was said I was talking about Hornswaggle?

I would, but I would be very upset that you compared James Maritato to Hornswoggle. :mad:

:kiss:

That can't be Kane. WHAT?

To be honest, I'll prolly be pissed that Austin has retired and Rock went to Hollywood that it would prolly take me a LONG time to start watching again.

I'd also wonder why Kane shaved his head and keeps missing the back half of his scalp.

He talked about that in an interview a few years back. He said it's just so people ask questions.

If I were in a coma...

...I'd probably find WWE very entertaining.

"Where did the wrestling go?"

Has Barry Horowitz got a push yet?

"Errr....can I go back to my coma now?"

Yay...I'm out of my coma, time to switch back between Raw and Nitro tonight...

Wait WTF...Where is Nitro!!!!

"Why did WCW change its name? And who is this Don West, and why is he having trouble breathing properly? Breathe, Don West... breeeeaaaaathe."