WHAT NON-WRESTLING LESSONS FROM WRESTLERS
 

What non-wrestling lessons would like to learn from wrestlers?

I'd like to learn..
From RVD : How to roll the perfect joint
from Bret Hart: How to spit in someones face

Jeff Hardy: How to properly shoot a syringe

Sid: How to wash shit in your pants

For 2000 points

Which wrestler would show you how to murder your family members and commit suicide once finished

Who is Chris Benoit

JBL: MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!

From Jericho: The secret of the perfect lesbian haircut.
From Austin: How to drink on the job and get away with it.
From Matt Hardy: How to get a promotion in just eight short years.
From Soma Joe: How to eat a cheeseburger without chewing.
From Bret Hart: How to ride a motorcycle...Too soon?
From Santino: Maria's number.

From Ric Flair: How not to fight your daughters boyfriend.

RVD: how to fuck up your time in the lime light

Dude, don't step on my gimmick.

Mamajuana extreme dot com?

:(

HBK: How to find god in a giant pile of Cocaine.

from vince:how to make out with your hot employees infront of your wife and not get divorced or sued for sexual harrassment.

John Morrison: How to get chiseled abs
The Miz: How to be a chick magnet

:cool:

Curry Man: How to be hot AND spicy, yet taste great at the same time
Nick Dinsmore: How to convince people you meet that you aren't actually retarded
Finlay, Boogeyman, and Doink: How to get your very own midget replica
Paul Burchill: How to show up to work dressed as a pirate, and earn more respect from your peers and clients than you normally would
Perry Saturn: See: Nick Dinsmore
HHH: How to move up the corporate ladder
Kurt Angle: How to enhance your performance in life, WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK

this just in :

Bret Hart : how to bang hot wrestler chicks (sunny when she was hot and now gail kim)

Undertaker: how to rise from the dead on numerous occassions

Kane: How to burn and not get scarred

That's no secret. He uses SPF 5,000.

Hulk Hogan: How to create a dynasty out of nothing

Kevin Nash: Office Politics

Bret Hart: How to hold a grudge

Kanyon: How to fail epic stylee when being the first OOC openly gay wrestler

Steve Lombardi: How to keep your job for minimal effort

Vince Russo: How to make two hours from five minutes of thinking

Tommy Rich: How to get the NWA title out of nothing

Actually...scratch the last one....some things are better off not knowing

Stevie Richards: How to show people things so they'll see.

Undertaker: You can still have an active life, even after death!

shawn michaels: how to be an asshole for so long and still have people love you.

Blue Meanie: How to be the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

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Am I wrong? :wave:

Yeah, I'd say you're pretty wrong there.

blue meanie:how to put JBL over.

Shawn Michaels:
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