Bret screwed...Gail?
 

I doubt it's true given the noname site that is reporting this, but it would be funny if it was real.

lol

atta boy!

He did, he was behind me in the queue.

I'm calling BS. Unless that marriage with Basham was a real short one and news fell through the cracks sometime ago.

BRET HART..IS THE HITMAN...FIRST HE HIT SUNNY WHEN SHE WAS HOT, NOW GAIL..I HOPE HE BANGED TRISH TOO.

His breath smells like sweet and sour sauce now

That was so wrong.

But I laughed.

Another reason why he is the best there is, was and ever will be.

Shawn Michaels would have fucked her first if it was the 1990s.

Gail: I love you, Bret.
Bret: *cries* You're the love of my life Gail.

*HBK walks by*

Gail: OOOHHHH SHAWN!

*Gail runs to HBK*

Bret: But but what aboot me? Why are you gonna to the boy toy?

HBK: Bret, I screwed you once, now I'm gonna screw your girl!

Bret: :'(

Have you read Bret's biography? On that front, he almost look like a bigger jerk than Michaels. And I say "almost" because I haven't read Michaels'.

Fuck Bret is a legend. He can nab any chick he wants, seemingly.

Kapoutman, just always remember this: Bret screws girls, HBK screws guys.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Zen v.W.o

Do you have some sort of notification service for when a Bret Hart thread comes up, or do you surf the boards and only post in them?

Fucking hell. There is no way someone as old as Bret can get someone as hot as Gail. No fucking way.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ng/14603_2.jpg
I think relative to age/hotness this still works.

Bret as GM would be great.

...and HBK isn't?

Bret has yellow feeeevvvaaaaa

Bret screwed Doug Basham. That's all there is to this.

Seriously, though, anyone who bangs Gail Kim is immediately more man than Xero Limit.

Wow, a manly joke. Are you going to insult my mother and tell me I have an ugly face next?

Someone who's a standup comedian must have some originality in their arsenal. If you have to result to that, it's time to hang up the mic and start flipping burgers.

And for the record, I love how you've become what you've been so against. You can't fight fire with an empty water pistol.

That's so funny I forgot to laugh!
Noid's a poopoo head. Furthermore, his mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Let me sum it up for you.

My name is Shawn Michaels. I always loved wrestling. Through my career I partied a lot but everything everybody ever said I did wrong, I really didn't. I am pretty much innocent on all charges. I love God.

The end.

Seriously, I'm just curious to how you came to that conclusion on reading his book. It's the most honest thing anyone in wrestling is ever gonna put out.

Depends how big the fire is. Simple joke for a simple person. Also, the joke was more a rib than intended satire to completely shake your foundations as a person. That you decided to take it as such is your prerogative. Seems like you took it pretty harshly judging by the attempted ferocity of your "comeback." Or that you decided to "comeback" at all, yet alone so childish. "No, you're stupid! Your profession is a joke!"

Also, I treated you as a heckler. You respond to hecklers the way you do a drunk jackass. Mainly because they are the same thing. See, Xero, you may consider yourself an entity worthy of great thought and wit, but to me you're just a jackass not worth something as classy as a joke about your mother. Besides, I wouldn't joke about that woman. She is amazing in bed.

It's good to see that the irony that I am stooping to your pitiful level of college-level sophomoric attempts at humour was not completely lost on you, although you seemed to miss the obvious -- that I did it intentionally. I've not become what I loathe, rather I have made peace with the decision to mock it through imitation. You overrate the allure and strength of your persona.

LOL! Classic <s>Hooch</s> Jeritron.

By the way, Jeri, I love you, but please don't make fun of my mother's paralysis because of her cordless phone injury. :(

And I retract and adjust my original statement. Anyone that bangs a woman is immediately more man than Xero.

By the way, since I wrote my post, my Bret Hart book has arrived. It was better than Shawn Michaels' book before I was even a quarter of the way through. Over halfway through now, and it's a tremendous read. To me, it's on a level with Foley's book (both good in different ways) and a shade above Jericho's.