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So who had September in the "Jake Roberts Falls Off The Wagon" Office pool?

Because you won!

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from Impact Wrestling

I just wanna let you guys know, wether you report it or not is up to you. But Jake The Snake Roberts appeared at Phantasy Theater in Lakewood, Ohio this last night for Firestorm Pro Wrestling. Video has even surfaced online. He was booked in the main event to face JT Lightning one on one. As soon as me and my friends arrived there everything was ok. Jake was sitting off in the corner at a little table with pictures of himself selling autographs and taking pictures with the fans. As the night progressed though everything went downhill. It was the 2nd to last match involving a match for firestorms world title. Jake had come out, clearly drunk or drugged up, and grabbed the microphone during that match (completely unscripted as everyone could tell by the owner of firestorm coming out and trying to get Jake to go back in the dressing room. ) Jake was on the mic trying to encourage the guys in the ring, then he started swearing. the second to last match ended and it was time for the main event which was Jake vs Jt Lightning. JT came out, followed by Jake The Snake. Jake grabbed the microphone and at first said he came here to do this for the fans, But he didnt feel like we were giving him the same respect hes giving us. He started talking incoherently, it was obvious he was on something. after about 3 minutes of talking he put the mic down and staggered into the ring. JT attacked him to start the match. . Jake didnt sell one shot, he just backed into the corner and it seemed like he was out of it. JT Lightning clearly got pissed and just pushed Jake to the ground and got on top of him to cover him and just end the match within 30 seconds of the start. Jake was trying to kick up. JT pushed his arms down and the ref just did a 3 count to end the match because Jake was in no shape to wrestle a match. Afterwards JT Lightning grabbed the microphone and said along the lines of "I've wrestled with drug addicts like Tommie Rich, Jimmy Snuka but you are by far the biggest piece of sh## I've ever been in the ring with/" JT was literally shooting on Jake. Jake just stood in the ring and flipped JT off. Another Firestorm wrestler J Rocc came in after that match was over and attempted to give the crowd a show by doing an attack on Jake so the fans wouldnt be as pissed off about the main event lasting a whole 30 seconds. Which Jake also curled in the corner and no sold. That made J rocc mad who then tried to actually fight Jake. A wrestler named Ray Rowe came out and was trying to calm J rocc and JT down as Jake just stood in the middle of the ring flipping people off. Jake then proceded to pull his penis out and shake it in front of the whole crowd. Security and Ray Rowe were trying to keep the peace. The fans were asked to leave as the show had ended with this nonsense. Out in the parking lot about 15 minutes Jake apparently wound up fighting somebody backstage and there was concern that the angry wrestlers were going to gang up on him. At one point there was a bunch of the wrestlers and security out back, one screamed "Its going down. " in which they all ran inside. Im not sure what happened but I can only speculate that it was a fight involving Jake Roberts. Cops arrived after this along with an ambulance. The ambulance didnt take Jake away, but the police stayed and escorted Jake to a truck where he was given a ride from the building.

It looks bad to us from the outside, but I bet Jake had a blast.

ahahah I love Jake The Snake. Good stuff. That peice of shit company doesnt even know they just put on the best show of there lives.

This same angle is gonna happen with CM Punk on Raw one day. COUNT ON IT!

i love and hate him so much

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Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2283591)

Who was the guy "holding" Jake back? He looks familiar.

Jake should form a tag team with David Crosby.

Title of this thread cracked me up

So Jake got "Damien" out in front of the fans?

..........................JAKE WAS ON THE WAGON!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

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Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2283939)

..........................JAKE WAS ON THE WAGON!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

For like a week...then his two BFF's Jack and Jim showed up to give him a good time.

Heres a longer video of the incident

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Anyone remember that angle when Jake was feuding with Jerry Lawler and Lawler was constantly making jokes about Jake being a drunk. And then the match came along and Jake came out with a bottle in a brown paper bag in his hand, stumbling to the ring and Vince on commentary was all sad and disappointed while Lawler just stood in the ring laughing into the microphone. And then Jake gets in the ring and it turns out he was faking it and DDTs Lawler.

They should do that angle with Punk. Make and angle heading into a match with Orton or something where Punk just disappears. Have him no show the cage match against Jericho and for weeks, no one knows where Punk is. Then Orton comes out one night on Raw and says he has been looking and has found Punk on the streets of Chicago.

Orton shows a kinda choppy home video of a homeless guy walking the streets of Chicago who kinda looks like and unshaven, dirty, CM Punk with a bottle in his hand, stumbling around the sidewalk. Orton says Punk was so depressed over losing the title, he's become an alcoholic and has been living on the streets. Then it comes time for the match and Punk does what Jake did where he stumbles out, alcohol in hand, Michael Cole shouting "No! This can't be! Say it isn't so Punk!". Then it turns out Punk is faking it and just jumps Orton.

lol. Good times.

So Jake the Snake stole Delerious' gimmick?

This is easily the best publicity this organization ( if you call it that ) will ever get. I dont see the problem here. They should triple his pay.

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Originally Posted by Rectal Pertruder (Post 2284192)

This is easily the best publicity this organization ( if you call it that ) will ever get. I dont see the problem here. They should triple his pay.

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2283997)

For like a week...then his two BFF's Jack and Jim showed up to give him a good time.

Feel sorry for Jake, he could have contributed so much to wrestling if he had been able to overcome his problems.

"Jake was booked at a show this weekend in Cleveland. He went to this show, doing a live interview earlier in the morning for the promotion, that by all reports went very smoothly. His appearance at the show did not.

Before I tell you what I know about what happened to him at the show, and that knowledge is very limited, I was not there, I will tell you this. Jake's behavior would normally be construed as completely unacceptible. I understand from the promoter that he spend endless time wandering back and forth to the bar. Jake took his rehab from the WWE very seriously, and has not done such a thing in months, so this behavior made me really scratch my head as to the REASON. My sincere apologies go out to JC, the over the top kind natured promoter who did nothing to deserve this, and has been nothing but kind to Jake, and by association, myself as well. My sincere apologies to the fine fans of Cleveland, you did not deserve this at all.

That for this, again. Jake was given an open container of what he was told was a cold drink. That happened when he got to the venue. He remembers nothing between that time, and the time he woke up the next morning in the motel, alone, beaten, injured. I had a really fun time getting him back on the same page, by phone, to just get him to the airport to try to get back home. It was a constant string of conversation just to get him to MOVE. This is not how he behaves ever. On his worst days, Jake has always had total recall.

Jake was drugged. He has been home since Saturday afternoon about 4:30PM and up until last night about 8:30PM, had not eaten or slept. His standard answer for everything the last two days has been "I don't know.
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That is the other side of the story, folks, believe it or not, it is certainly your choice. I'm dealing with the guy they sent home, and folks, it is frightening to both me, and to him, and really not much fun. To the guy's that did this, and I say this often when confronted with sub-human behavior, something I see far too often I'm sorry to say, God's a funny guy. You'll get yours, I have no doubt at all.

Thank you for reading.

Shannon, Jake's assistant
Team Snake~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:>~"

That's a load of shit.

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Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2285468)

That's a load of shit.

You can always trust a man with Phillip Schofield in his avatar.

They can take blood tests. Obviously that didnt happen because Jake is a drunk peice of shit.

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Originally Posted by Rectal Pertruder (Post 2286341)

They can take blood tests. Obviously that didnt happen because Jake is a drunk peice of shit.

He has no blood, only a mix of Jim Bean and Jack Daniels running through his veins.

who would want to drug jake, now druging a hot diva on the other hand now that would be funny.