The Colons
 

Is anyone else chuckling a little at this?

For those who don't know, Carlito returned (skinnier than ever) to team up with his newly-hired brother, Primo Colon (pronounced ko-LOAN, supposed to be spelled with an accent over the 2nd "O"). Though not announced as such, the big bottom screen said "THE COLONS" in huge lettering.

It's just the WWE. Don't be so anal.

Who is the asshole who came up with this name?

Sid could be their man on the inside.

I don't get it, what else are the WWE meant to call them? The San Juan Southpaws?

Come now, they've bucketloads of intenstinal fortitude.

THE COLONS WILL PUSH YOUR SHIT IN.

The Colons are the shit.

And who's being anal? I was just chuckling at this. A little high school humor, if you will.

They should just made it 'Los Colons' so people would pronounce 'colon' (i would assume) in a spanish way.

El Colons.

are you really this dense

Or....

"Get your head outta the tag division".

Yes, apparently I am.

Sorry, I'm just used to people bitching about my posts no matter what I type in them.

COLONS
ANAL

these aren't even funny jokes, let alone difficult to comprehend.

El is singular.

Los is plural.

Thank you. Maybe I only comprehend the funny jokes then. You can drop it now.

Cologne.

IT'S THEIR REAL LAST NAME!

lol omg come on

Wow.....wonder who's ass that name was pulled outta.

So when they get fired... will it be called an enema?

<font color=goldenrod>I think the bigger problem here is that WWE once again shows that it has no idea what its doing with someone. :o They stick Primo on Raw, then after one show they realize there's nothing for him to do there so they move him.

Not a complaint, as I like the tag team and it's the right move...I just find it funny that they couldn't decide to team him up with Carlito BEFORE bothering to have him appear on Raw.</font>

I'm calling it now. Terran's going to really spaz out in the next few weeks. This post is a warning sign.

Maybe they'll bring in RP as their manager?

Spaz out? Far from it.

Guys, that joke went over my head, because I'm just used to being crapped all over for some of my posts. That's all. I apologize for missing the obvious humor.

Is it that big of a deal?

A quote like that is cause for concern and the tell-tale sign of someone like darkpower who got defensive and can't trust anyone, which is exactly what you did here.

It's coming, though now you'll probably turn it into a gimmick and do it on purpose, losing all its effect.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining TerranRich's spaz, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know TerranRich will spaz, he is my favourite poster, seeing his damn spaz out would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters forever. [/color]

Okay, I guess a spaz is forthcoming then.

And didn't I already turn it into a gimmick? That's how I make light of things.

You guys are silly. :P

He was making a crap/anal/colon joke, Xero. Get with it.

It's kind of weird that Carlito is now wearing black and white baggy pants. These guys need to get on the same page and get some matching attire.

This thread had hope, it quickly flickered out :nono:

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Honestly Xero, are you that dense?

lol

I can't believe Xero missed that, to be honest. Just after bolding it, too. :nono:

Carlito and Primo will be WWE Tag Team Champions soon, methinks. It's a good thing. I could actually get into them as a team. Part Hardy Boyz, part Los Guerreros.