Get ready to potentially point and laugh at Jeff Harvey...
 

"Jeff Hardy is the best man for the SmackDown! brand to hold the title! He's not flaky at all! He wouldn't fuck up AGAIN."

Honestly, I'm not surprised. I believe it's true because, well, it's Jeff Hardy.

Already laughing.

So, can someone explain what an "Issue" is?

A fan tried to steal his joint. You know the rest.

It was at an airport, it could be anything.

They probably found drugs on him, which means Strike 3.

I'm just glad they didn't put the title on him. He does not deserve it (whether this is true or not I feel that way).

I am manicuring my pointer finger as we speak.

In 90 days, Jeff will whip out his penis at some no name indy show.

aka Bound For Glory

I wonder who will be the first to book Jeff Hardy vs Jake Roberts vs Sandman.

crackpipe on a pole match

Three-Way Dance 60 Minute Draw

2 minutes of wrestling and 58 minutes of rolling around in their own vomit.

The winner gets a week's supply of the drug of their choice.

If it is strike 3...please welcome the newest member of the Smackdown roster...


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Thats entirely my point. Just because its Jeff doesn't automatically mean its drugs.

Pedigree Sandwich with a side of shitty title booking?

That's why I said "potentially". ;)

And to replace Punk on Raw:

http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/imag...-hardy-pic.jpg







And to replace Matt Hardy on ECW:
http://aggregatemadbox.com/bloggrega...rodwetrust.jpg

Even if it's not drugs, it sounds like an issue where he's pretty much gone.

And if it's not drugs, that just shows that Jeff is completely careless in OTHER aspects in his life/career.

I think he did a Rex Kramer when he arrived at the airport.

Maybe he got high and sort of just wandered off...

Fixed.

I'm going to laugh when the "issue" was that he had a lighter on him and was taken into security to be searched and was then released from the airport security, no problems abound for his career.

And I won't be laughing at Jeff Hardy.

That's not something you triple source.

And I have been laughing at Jeff Hardy for about a year.

I just find it hard to believe that Jeff would do anything so stupid as bringing illegal drugs onto a plane. Especially in September. I mean, he'd have to be REALLY stupid. And I just don't think...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...rdydressup.jpg

... nevermind.

Also, as soon as I read this thread title I thought of a new picture with Jeff and the lampshade.

Who the fuck saw that and thought it would be a good idea to sign it?

Its moments like this I'm glad I know where the rep button is.

I'm sure it'll be hilarious whatever it is :roll:

Do you think WWE will wish him the best in all future endeavors?

Maybe he had a seizure?

Maybe they lost his bags? Forgot his ID? Overpaid for a cup of coffee?

Ah jeez, bye bye harvey

Charlie Hardy can take his place at the PPV!

"That ain't my dope yo dot com!"

Charlie Hardy: I just want to say to all of my fans, visit me at my new superstar page. It's TNAWrestling.com, dude!

There is specualtion out that Jeff Hardy was involved in a situtation at the airport this morning. This is totally not a surprise. Twenty big name superstars were downtown at the bar until about 3:00 a.m. in the morning. There is no show until Sunday for them so they spent the night in Nashville. The Hardys, Miz, Maryse, Maria, and quite a few other notables were partying hard. Numerous people were buying them drinks and they were taking shots. At one point the Miz did karoke with some others on the stage. These guys were in good spirits I do believe because of getting a few days off. But, the sad thing is Jeff Hardy was one of the guys being held up at the end of the fiasco. It is also noted he had a 6:00 a.m. flight so he was drunk for sure during whatever happened at the airport

http://nodq.com/columns/223702070.shtml

Cops sure do know how to kill a buzz :nono: