Let's Fuck with Cyber Sunday's results
 

Ok so if everyone here votes for the least likely candidate to win we can easily switch the obvious results to more interesting ones.

Instead of SCSA let's all vote for Orton

Instead of Honky tonk man (or god forbid RRP) let's all vote for Goldust.

Let's just use our votes to fuck with the results.

Yeah, because the 20 of us who vote once are going to sway the votes away from the morons who will vote 200 times at $1 a text...

Hey, if 450 REALLY wanted to see Goldust...

I was gonna make both of the points above but I'll leave it with this...

I back this idea 100%. Sadly I can't help by voting as I don't live in the US.

You can vote using an online text messaging system.

Ok you can only vote 10 times, so we all have to vote ten times, and I'd say it'd be way more than 20 of us on this site who read this. plus all the guests.

we can all vote from the text messaging services online infinite amount of times, most people don't know about that fact.

Sliiiiiightly off-topic, but I believe note-worthy.

Here in Aus, many people have recently been the victims of an SMS scam.

The common thread to it is that all of these people sent a vote via SMS to a Big Brother competition on TV. Unbeknownst to them, the producers sold a database of their mobile numbers to some yet-to-be-revealed company who then sent unsolicited SMS's out from a 1900 number at a cost to the recipient of $19.95.

The communications ombudsman said there is nothing he can do. The telco's don't want to do anything because they obviously get a cut from this scam.

Just be careful with these SMS voting competitions.

Fucking Aussies :foc:

Double post :$

Actually, the company sending the SMS's is based in the UK.

In order for our votes to be able to have an impact on it, they'd have to counted to begin with. Ask Hulk Hogan about the value of a Kidman vote.

Worst idea ever.

You have a better chance at winning the amount of money 450 did right now then this idea going through.

I still maintain they should throw kayfabe out the window and let the fans pick the finish instead of stipulations or opponents

They should also give us the option to pick who gets fired every few months

I was kidding. but I didn't mean the finishing manuever. I meant "Chris Jericho over Batista via submission"

or "Fire Mark Henry and don't wish him well in any endeavors"

Chris Jericho puts HHH in the Liontamer until both quads tear. Nash would be in HHH's corner and suffer sympathy quad tears. Jericho unifies the belts.

You have a better chance of your current boss firing you and telling you Vince called him personally to have you fired then this happening.

First they have to book a storyline where Nash begins to feel the same sensations of HHH, as if HHH was a living voodoo doll. When it's revealed that it's Papa Shango, Nash runs him over with a white hummer.

LOL Jeff Hardy fired via Matt's myspace

Diva Search held via Craig'slist.com casual encounters

I just wanted to say something. :(

While I would be all for bringing back Papa Shango, I am pretty sure just looking at a quad tear would be enough to cause Nash to tear his own quads, if nothing else at least psychosomatically.

Speaking of that, why does the Godfather always get to come back? Why not Papa Shango or the Supreme Fighting Machine Kama, or Kama Mustafa, that guy who was part of the Nation?

Maybe they could book a Vertigo like storyline where his quad tears become a phobia all in his head, and it ends up being his tragic flaw. He conquers it to win the cruiserweight title at Wrestlemania and tears both quads for real as the show closes

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Scott Hall storyline comes in a Rear Window ripoff where Nash is at home with a quad tear and he begins spying on his neighbors out of boredom.
Shawn comes by everyday to feed him soup and read him scripture, much to his dismay.
Naturally, Scott Hall lives in the pool house in his own filth. Scott Hudson lives in the garage and spends all day doing chores.
One day, Scott Hall kills Scott Hudson with a slammy over the last snack pack.
Nash witnesses it and nobody believes him...the story continues from there.

aired weekly on Raw

I hope it's the Slammy for "Stick a Fork in 'em, He's Done!"

Death would be good for you.

Not that it would matter anyway.