Game: Wrestling scenes from a hat Version 2
 

Corky did this before and now I am going to do it.



Conversations being held in meetings on how to raise ratings on RAW

Vince: Our plan has worked perfectly. Soon you will be back on top of RAW, my son.

Triple H: You're a genius d-

*Jericho bursts in the door*

Jericho: Hey guys! What are you talking about?

Vince: Boats.

Triple H: Golf............ing boats.

Vince: You know what would boost ratings? Another Diva search!

Vince: Why don't we bring back the Gobbledy Gooker?

Vince: What is we bring back...KAIENTAI!

Vince: You know what we need?

Christopher Walken: (pops in) More Cowbell?

Vince: No, whoever you are. We need more random run ins!

(Big Dick Johnson runs in and starts dancing in a thong. Followed by an appearance by of Santino Marella, Boogeyman, and Trevor Murdoch.....


's hat.)

Vince: We need a new hip guy to run at the top. Anyone got any ideas?

Writer #1: Hmmm....... CM Punk?

Vince: NO!

Freddie Prinze: Kendrick?

Vince: Next.

*A knock is heard on the door*

Vince: Who's there!?

Voice: I'm... *Bursts in the door* Braden Walker, and I'm here to save your promotion!

Vince: I don't see any potential in a fat ass like y-

*Braden puts his hands on his hips*

Vince: .......My friends, we have the WrestleMania 25 main event.

"Vince looking around the room..."

"Is Russo here yet?"

Ranjin Singh: What we should do is get a cardboard box with "RATINGS" written on it, and put the box into the hand of The Great Khali, and have him stand on a step ladder. Then ratings will literally be higher.

Brian Gerwitz: Hmm...how about we send him up with it in a cherry picker? Or a hot air balloon?

Vince McMahon: Gentlemen, that sounds like a brilliant way to follow up the Khali Kiss Cam and Khali Dialing a Phone, but we need something else. Something...different.

Brian Gerwitz: How about another Diva Search?

Stephanie McMahon: Triple H could return to RAW, daddy.

Ranjin Singh: How about we have more little "Did You Know" segments talking about how much money the WWE makes? People love successful corporations.

Shane McMahon: But how will segments advertising our show reach anyone but our current audience?

Triple H: I could return to RAW, Vince.

Brian Gerwitz: We could put the top face of RAW against the top heel? Shawn Michaels versus Chris Jericho, anyone?

Vince McMahon: Screw it, I'll just have John Cena return from injury early again.

In the spirit of a great former poster in these things
 

Brian Gerwitz: Let's put on a great quality product, with better wrestling, better promos and more exciting storylines!

Vince McMahon: Yes, I agree, that will be the best way to increase ratings.

K I figured what I would do here. I'll make the decision who does the best and ill grade you guys 1-3. First to 50 wins.

I'll give you guys till sometime tommorow afternoon until the next one

The points don't matter.

The points are like KK.

Whatever then




Things being tossed around at a TNA creative meeting

Vince Russo: how about a whole PPV where we have 2 full size swimming pools, put 1 wrestler in each pool, freeze all the water in the pools so the wrestlers are stuck in them, then we have fans armed with nothing but ice picks who will try to thaw their wrestlers out. The first wrestler to come out of the frozen pool wins! We have the fans send videos in begging themselves to be part of the match! We choose the best fans to participate!
We can call the PPV: TNA Sub-Zero!

A beach ball

wweisneat:

Writer: Let's write tonight's show.
Vince Russo: Okay.

Vince Russo: Okay, lemme see this script. *Russo grabs a script*
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." *Russo sets down the script* Hmph, I guess it's true. Okay, let's run with this, and give that Kong family a bunch of bananas!!!

Dixie Carter: What? Did you really hire a room full of monkeys and with typewriters AGAIN?

Vince Russo: And how much do you know about wrestling?

Jerry Jarrett: BRB, gonna take nuther hoss to WWE. kthxbai!!!!

Jarrett: We need to cut down on our expenses
Russo: You know what Jeff?
Jarrett: What?
Russo: The number of guitars you break is equal to the combined salary of the rest of the TNA roster.
Jarrett: OMG!
Braden Walker: I am your savior.
Russo: You are good for nothing!
Braden: I can rap.
Russo: Let me hear some.
Braden: Yo Dre! Yo Yo Yo
Jarett: What the...
Braden: You're the bitch, you couldn't rap a christmas gift!
Jarett: Wait a minute thats John Cena lyrics!
Russo: Wait a minute you watch the competition's show!

Russo: ok, let's write tonight's show. Ok, Dutch, write some names on post it notes and stick them to the wall. Jeff, write some angle ideas on post it notes and stick them to the wall. Dixie, get me some darts...

:lol:
10,000 points!

Writer: Get Pacman in here.

Russo: ....And the ghosts?

BTW, what happened to wweisneat?

I wonder just how many times I can bring up Jarret's dead wife in my next promo before I start to get booed.

"Stick it in my ass!"

I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour! I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour! I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour! I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour! I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour! I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour, I'm a tumour!

"I'm writing my mom a letter with a broken-freakin-pencil"

nothing

"That Scotty 2 Hotty is nothing but a little punk. nothing but a little fag. nothing but a punk little gay. Worse than Michael Jordan. Michael... Jackson!"

I put him in de ankell lock, brick his fuckin ankell, mek him humbell. Amen.

I fucking love Class Act Carl for that! I seriously fell out of my fucking chair laughing!!!!!

Why do people take everything I say so literally??????!!!!!!

It's like the time I told Michael Jackson to lighten up. :shifty: