TNA Impact! Live from who gives a shit
 

Hey it's on. Post and stuff. Velvet Sky has a sweet ass and Christy Hemme has a creepy face.

Dont you dare knock Christy Hemme!!!

I haven't seen her in forever actually but I still love her.

Millionaire's Club 2: Still shitty and lame.

Sting's character reminds me very, very much of Travolta's character in Swordfish.

I actually like the angle, I liked the angle when they first tried it until WCW fucked it up. I liked it when TNA first tried it with SEX until they fucked that up, and I like it right now and am hopeful they don't fuck it up again.

M.E.M. feud M.O.M.

Main Event Mafia vs. Mid-Carders On a Mission

t n gay

i mean a

RESPECT!
RESPECT!

Booker T got fused with Coffee Kingston

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!

Captain Charisma...IN HD!

Booker T > Lil Jon

RESPECT!

SERIOUZ BOOKER KINGSTON

TNA is stealing TEH CYBER SUNDAY concept

Abyss looks like he ate too much pizza.

Abyss needs PAIN

Abyss should not talk. And the stipulation of making someone join your team if you beat them seems silly. If he loses that easily, why would you want them?

I don't understand the concept of the Legends title. What makes it different from any other title? Do you have to be a "legend" to compete for it? Booker T. wasn't really clear

Yeah that was shit.

The show has been pretty good so far. ROFL @ the Flying Fire Crotch Guillatine or however you spell that.

Uh...wasn't that the title shot Jay Lethal earned on the last PPV? And he lost in two minutes or something?

So they wasted that damn Steel Aslyum match for a 3 minute throwaway TV match?

Soma Joe looks hungry.

It's just Dibiase's million dollar title all over again. Booker is just using is as leverage to get Christian Cage into the M.E.M.

TNA Impact: All the moves...well except the ones they didn't have enough memory for.

Rhyno X-Division champion?

Please no.

We're supposed to pay money to tell them which weapon to use in one spot or less in the match? ...why?

...no, damnit. Too much lighter fluid. This is what went wrong last time and it took an eternity to put Abyss out.

And then fire never even happens? What?

Motor Shitty Machine Guns, huh? Yeah, figured that was his opinion.

That was one hell of an annoucement :shifty:

Yes, Velvet Sky's ass is sweeeeet.

I still don't care about TNA...

You apparently cared enough to post about it :roll:

LOL Legends Championship? C'mon now. Also the Main Event Mafia. Jesus.

Are they actually called the Main Event Mafia? Please tell me that is just KingofOldSchool's answer to "The Priceless Players." Oh fuck, that one is making me cringe all over again.

Nope, Main Event Mafia. Because they're going to shoot up their school, or maybe produce some generic rap.

Hey, 1400.

http://www.tnawrestling.com/content/view/1135/84/

TNA is paying me well, by the way.

The only reason I actually watched TNA tonight was because I had already seen the episodes of House that were on USA (the two Euphoria episodes, btw).

I had almost forgotten why I didn't follow TNA. Then, after watching Impact, I got reminded as to why I didn't follow TNA. Noid could book TNA better. I have some E-Wrestling acquaintances (sp?) who can come up with something better than what I watched. Shit, I think if I had some oxycontin and mixed them with methamphetamines, I could book a show with that same amount of quality.

Who am I kidding? Me on drugs would be more coherent than TNA.