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As Eric gloated and laughed, Paul knew he shouldn't have related his story of what Brock had done when he had caught Heyman on the internet just before Lesnar left. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/02.jpg Heyman: "There's someone under the podium." (rep for the reference) http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/03.jpg I didn't know RAW was in San Francisco last night... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg Jericho: "Dammit! This Dupree Wheelbarrow is IMPOSSIBLE! I feel like Hardcore Holly with an Easy-Fold Chair!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg Though he was leaving for SmackDOWN!, HHH knew that his new Faster-Pouncing Invisible Crucifix would be more than a suitable substitute until he returned with the WWE Championship and the SD! roster's credibility. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/06.jpg Much do Renee's dismay, Austin proved to be as good of a line-dance instructor as he was an American Idol contestant. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg At that moment, Austin regretted his earlier words in the lockerroom: "If drinking on national TV is a sin, may God strike me down before the people!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/08.jpg Kane had the win all sewn up until he spotted the shiny quarter. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/09.jpg First he gets buried by the Undertaker, then he's forced to strip naked and dance around until Bischoff and Heyman run into act as human censors. And they said Kane's career couldn't sink any lower... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg Jindrak and Cade shared a heart-warming goodbye before Mark departed to fight the Anti-Triple H Crusades in the distant lands of SmackDOWN! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg Nidia figured the narcs would never catch her if she smuggled drugs in her "enhancements," but they proved cleverer than she anticipated. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg Heyman was pissed off. How come Cena got a Microphone Lollipop and he didn't??? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/13.jpg Cena: "Paul, you're about to be drafted onto RAW so that Stephanie can replace you on SmackDOWN! and ruin all the great work you've done recently. Take this red pill, and you can forget it all and save yourself from your impending humiliation." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg Flair and Hunter couldn't believe it. So it was BATISTA who had drawn that marker beard on Flair's face! OR Ric and Hunter didn't buy into Batista's urgent claims that Gollum was sneaking up behind them to steal back his precious. OR Batista: "Hunter! You're leaving? But now who will make the Kool-Aid?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/15.jpg Roses and chocolates were nice, but when it came to winning Trish's heart, nothing compared to the bravery of picking your nose with two fingers live on the air. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/16.jpg The match quickly degenerated when Christian and the ref became caught up in a "You're a homo"/"**** you" gesture war. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/17.jpg The single negative side effect to dating a bombshell like Trish Stratus was that she had the most unnerving ability to point and make the glass ceiling crash down on your head at random, as Christian unfortunately found out. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg Steven Richards debuts his "Random Anal Rapist" gimmick. OR As you can see, their horrible intro music was enough to make even Booker T keel to the ground in disgust. OR Booker wasn't exactly sure, but having an RVD grow out of your back was definitely NOT one of the listed side effects of drinking Evolution Kool-Aid. OR Booker T gathered up what was left of his credibility after it was dropped to the floor by Triple H, who had finished vilely degrading it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg Booker: "Ric, get up! Now is NOT the time to play Patty Cake!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/20.jpg Flair had the match won until Chioda unleashed the Referee's Elbow on him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Batisa: 'Must... resist... urge... to dig into.... his ass..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/22.jpg Flair: "You just had to dig in there, didn't ya?" Batista: "Hey, at least I pulled out these nifty belts!" OR They might have won, but Batista was disgusted when he learned that his impending push had beeh given to Rhyno, who would be coming to RAW. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/23.jpg Wow, Rhyno didn't even have the move locked in and Hebner had already called for the bell and was now walking to the back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/24.jpg With a newfound appreciation for all food vendors, Rhyno decided to support them and buy something whenever a vendor came by, no matter what was happening at the moment. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/25.jpg Heyman: *reads a piece of paper that says Upcoming Angles: Stephanie will take over SmackDOWN! and then singlehanded bury your future ECW faction when she defeats all of them herserlf in a gauntlet match. Signed, Vincent K. McMahon* "Dammit, Eric! WHY THE HELL DID YOU CONVINCE ME TO TAKE THE BLUE PILL???" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/26.jpg At first I thought that was Triple H, and I was wondering how he went from a lether jacket to changed and ready for a match so quickly... :$ A returning Edge didn't endear himself to the fans when he started spitting loogies at people sitting at ringside. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/27.jpg It also didn't help that he'd aligned himself with Rita Repulsa. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/28.jpg Ah yes, the determined look of a man who has a whole new roster to bury. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/29.jpg First order of business: Enlist the gravitational manipulation services of Chavo to make Eddie's lowrider flip over and kill him, thus forfeiting the WWE Heavyweight Championship to Hunter Hearst Helmsley. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/30.jpg Hunter: "The belt is mine! Give it to me!" *pat pat* "What the... you mean it's NOT attached to your torso?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/31.jpg Eddie couldn't believe his luck. In this position, he was actually holding Triple H down right now! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/32.jpg Eddie had finally met his match, as Hunter lied, cheated, then stole Belty away from him and ran like heck to the back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg When the zombies ambushed RAW, Big Show found himself in an unfamiliar ██████████ this time, other wrestlers were trying to eat him! |
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PAUL: ...and that's why the signs say "Low Bridge." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/02.jpg Unfortunately, Shopzone's new "Paul in a Box" toy wasn't a very hot seller. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/03.jpg Watching at the White House, George W. Bush gets a sudden urge to bomb Scarsdale, NY. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg CHRIS: Well, Rene, I have good news and bad news. RENE: Give me the good first. CHRIS: You're no longer severed in half. RENE: Bien. What is the bad? CHRIS: ...I was holding the directions backwards. RENE: Merde! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg RENE: Ayyyyyyyyyy! Ha ha ha! I mock you! CHRIS: But my band's name is "Fozzy," not "Fonzy." RENE: Merde! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/06.jpg RENE: I 'ave seen zis done on RAW before, but I cannot remember what comes ne--merde! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg GOD: Who drinketh from mine communion beer? AUSTIN: I'll be damned... GOD: Yes, I'm afraid so. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/08.jpg Jackie stifles a laugh. Kane still hadn't figured out that she'd spread Chia seeds all over his pillow! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/09.jpg KANE: I did NOT have sexual relations with that corpse. This press conference is over! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg While Cade and Jindrak say their goodbyes in the foreground, Bubba Ray Dudley attempts to subtly remove the invisible plungers from his forehead. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg The skies opened, and God said... "Put on a freakin' shirt!" And lo, the shirt did falleth from the sky. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg CENA: Yo, I was gonna cut a killer freestyle, but since I'm in Detroit and wearing a Lions #20 jersey...I'm just gonna quit. See ya! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/13.jpg CENA: Nah, just kidding. If I ever tried anything like that, Vince would rip off my testicles. Like so! PAUL: :eek: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg DAVE: I can't BELIEVE this! I mean, I'd heard the rumors about you guys, but-- RIC: It's not what it looks like! DAVE: For the love of Christ, Ric, you've got some still on your face! KANE: Heh heh heh... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/15.jpg Christian attempts to hold back the surging bile after Trish finished telling him about her first lesbian experience...with Moolah. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/16.jpg CHRISTIAN: Hmm... American in fatigues with his head between my legs... But I'm not Saudi. *Political BaZING! ... :shifty:* http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/17.jpg TRISH: And then Mae joined us...on that table right there! XTIAN: My head... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg When the announcer claimed it was time for "Hunter Positions..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg ...EVERYONE got ready. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/20.jpg RIC: Hey, ref, look! His femur is sticking through his skin! REF: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Nobody was ever the same after taking Booker's "Standing Wazzup." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/22.jpg In the background, Operation Evolution Takedown began to take effect as the sniper took aim... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/23.jpg Earl had given up on trying to figure out when to ring the bell when people get put in that damned thing. Instead, he had to practice for his next hieroglyphic modeling job. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/24.jpg RHYNO: Hey, Earl. I'm Rhyno. Good to meet you. EARL: Hi. I'll just shake your ha-- CHRIS: No, Earl! It's a trap! RHYNO: Heh heh heh... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/25.jpg PAUL: You need to get me a doctor right NOW! ERIC: I don't see what's so important. John castrated you, like, an hour ago, and you're still walking around just fine! PAUL: But it's turning BLUE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/26.jpg EDGE: My thin purple Schwartz is bigger than yours! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/27.jpg EDGE: Long, dirty blond hair...check. Leather jacket...check. Ripped physique...check. Making long-awaited return from injury on live television...check. Boning the boss' daughter... :naughty: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/28.jpg BITTER BEER FACE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/29.jpg EDDIE (reading): "Caution: Ramp may become icy?" Yeah, right, es--WHOA! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/30.jpg BRIAN: ...and then I cup my hands like this and say "Zero-time zero-time zero-time zero-time zero-time WCW Champion!" Then I do a Spinaroonie. Pretty cool, huh? EDDIE: Shouldn't you say "Zero-time" zero times? HHH: How does he do that? EDDIE: Heh heh heh. *Roll-up - One, two, three.* JR: BAH GAWD LIE CHEAT STEAL SUMBITCH RATTLESNAKE UNPRETTIER BARBECUE SAUCE GAME! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/31.jpg Why WWE hasn't banned the Giant Swing yet is beyond me. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/32.jpg Crippling depression: Another side effect of burial. Hungry? Eat the boss' daughter! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg RIC: GRANDMA! YOU'RE BACK! |
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Hi folks You May remember me, Paul Haymen, Former owner of ECW, where today's WWE jobbers were ECW main eventers. Well folks, ECW is gone and I have got to sell some of these old wrestlers. Our first bidding item is a former ECW champion, Rhyno, do I hear one dollar? Come on folks he hasn't jobbed in 24 hours. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg Vince trying to out do the Zack G angle, unvails his newest superstar Gimpy, the man with no legs. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg See what happens when RVD's luggage gets lost at the airport. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg Fans were shocked when the headless, zombified corpse of Austin came to the ring and attempted to drink some beers. or What do you mean hit it in the brain, I hit the ****ing brain! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg The two young lovers embraced one last time before they were sent to two diffrent jobbing shows. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg Strip powerball lottery has become an overnight sensation. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg Triple H, excited at the fact he has a whole new roster to bury, accidently blinds batista with his hold down aura optic blast. This blast, if focused enough, can melt the eyes and careers of mid carders. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg RVD and Booker's reaction at their first viewing of the Best of Triple H 2002-2004 video or Booker: Rob I'm gonna be sick I don't think I can watch that HHH-Steph wedding night video anymore. RVD: Dude, just think of your power animal and slide. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg Flair didn't realize it, but he was in the Triple H position again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Batista: I'd like to see you bastards at tpww.net come up with something new, because I've been in this same postion for 3 months! or Batista: "Ric, Hunter, Randy, another one is stuck down there again!" Hunter off stage: "Damn it, 3 weeks in a row with this shit!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/22.jpg Batista was so excited about his title win that he accidently Sid's his pants http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/28.jpg lets see April: Cena, May: Guerro, June: Angle, and maybe if I have some time at the end, RVD. Yep my Smackdown burying vacation is all booked. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg wow, that was one hot burrito! |
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Eric: "Haha you forgot the cream cheese on Hunter's bagel didn't you." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/02.jpg Heyman: "Vince said I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight, and not mention poop. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/03.jpg With Rene Dupree added to Smackdown, the midcard roster now consisted of a mexican midget, a flaming homosexual, a white rapper, and a French fifi. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg Jericho: "Don't try and run away, you got your ass kicked in World War 2, and you're going to get it agian." Dupree: "Well we going to kick your ass in World War 3," Jericho: "What?" Dupree: N..nothing. :shifty: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg Jericho: "Oh God do you bathe in tripe?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/06.jpg Rene: "I just got a new timex, check it ouuuuuuuuttttttt." Austin: "oooooooooooooooooooooO" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg Rene thought Austin would be more of a gentleman if he replaced the beer in Austin's cans with chardonnay, but it just got him more drunk. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/08.jpg Kane managed to retrieve the boots from the blob. The world was safe for another day. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/09.jpg Kane: "Like, OH...MY...GOD, where did you guy buy those blazers? AHHHHHHH!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg Cade: "I'm going to miss you man." Jindrak: "I got something for you to remember me by, here's my pants." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg Contrary to the unpopular "Paul-in-a-Box," the new "Nidia-in-a-box" sold like crazy. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg Heyman was not pleased to see Cena doing his Stephanie McMahon impression. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/13.jpg Heyman: "Betcha 20 bucks the name in that ball is Triple H." Cena: "You're on!" After the show Cena was found hunting for change underneath people's seats. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg Triple H: "I'm drafted to Smackdown? It's a miracle, another roster to bury! This is the best day of my life!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/15.jpg Christian's Stephanie McMahon impression wasn't quite as good as Cena's. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg Booker T was definitely not used to RVD's pre-match burn outs. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg Ric: "Hey look man, when Vince told me to whack you, I didn't know he meant this." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/20.jpg The ref couldn't stop acting like a gorilla while Flair had RVD in the figure four. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Batista: "UH OH!" Booker T: "Tell me you did not just do that." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/24.jpg JR: "To the owner of a yellow Hyundai, your car is being towed." Rhyno: "Oh this is the perfect time to tell me that JR!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/25.jpg Heyman: "My dad could beat up your dad any day of the week." Eric: "Na-uhhh my dad's the strongest man in the world." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/26.jpg Much to the surprise of the fans, Edge wasn't forced to cut his hair despite looking remarkably like Triple H. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/27.jpg Molly Holly REALLY freaked the fans out when she grew a goatee. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/28.jpg I say old chap you know what's funny, a man in a woman's t-shirt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/29.jpg That was the last time Eddie gave the Big Show a ride anywhere. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/30.jpg In fear of losing the match, Triple H placed the bomb in Eddie's tights. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/31.jpg Triple H: "What are you doing?! I'm the pitcher and you're the catcher damnit!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/32.jpg Long into the match, Eddie was wishing he didn't sample any of Rene Dupree's chardonnay. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg Ric: "OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!" Big Show: "What? All I said was you'll be jobbing the tag team titles to Scott Steiner and Test." |
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Eric: Paul, what's that for? I didn't know you broke your neck. Paul: Yeah, I kept twitching in the booking meetings and eventually I got whiplash. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/02.jpg We all knew that Paul was in pain, but to take six darvocet pills before the show may not have been such a hot idea. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/03.jpg Paul happily shook Dupree's hand, winning his bet that eventually SmackDown! would have less Americans than foreigners. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg Jericho's new finisher, The Sharp Figure Cloverleaf Tamer was devastating. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg Rene' proves to us all that the French do indeed enjoy being crucified. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/06.jpg For once, investigators were able to recover the small black box, when Rene's career crashed hard somewhere in Detroit. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg Austin had become such an alcoholic, that he would remove his own head just to be able to pour the beer straight into his neck. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/08.jpg Kane: So that's how you tie a shoe... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/09.jpg Kane: NEVER COPY MY WHOPPER AGAIN. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg Cade and Jindrak show us footage of where they first became a tag team, at a Star Wars convention. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg Bischoff: Alright, Nidia, it's your turn to draw from the golden box of buried gimmicks! Nidia: Whoa, Sable's leftover silicon! Bischoff: Er, that works. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg It was bad enough that he already broke his neck, but Dennis the Menace would not stop pestering Mr. Wilson. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/13.jpg Dennis: Look Mr. Wilson! A hand grenade! Mr. Wilson: Ah, shi</>t. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg Batista: Dude, Hunter, Flair! I can see the future. Hunter: No way. What does it look like? Batista: Take a look. (As Hunter and Flair peer into the future, they see Triple H putting over champions and younger talent on SmackDown.) Kane: (laughing) Welcome to my world. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/15.jpg And finally... Edge and Christian were reunited. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/16.jpg Christian was slick and all, but there was no way he'd be able to pull off getting head from Spike and calling the REF a homo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/17.jpg Trish: Shoot this man in the ass! Christian: Ow, my head... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg Rob Van Dam guest stars in Busta Rhymes's new video, "Gimme Some Dope." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg Flair: (Grabs a piece of glass from the ceiling) Back! Back! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/20.jpg When Flair refused to break the hold, the ref had to take matters into his own hands by showing them that it was ten o'clock, and he didn't even know what deodorant was. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Batista: AHHHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER ON MY CROTCH! Triple H: (In the back) Don't fall for it Dave, it's a trick! (see Triple H tapping out to Benoit caption in the Wrestlemania ones, for joke reference) http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/22.jpg Batista was confused, when after he won the title, some old drunk guy from the crowd came to help him celebrate. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/23.jpg Rhyno: Well, The Rock does it, you do it, so why don't I give it a shot? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/24.jpg Rhyno: WTF!? How did I end up in the crossface!? Benoit: Sorry, only works for foreigners. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/25.jpg Paul and Eric sing their karaoke duet, "We're Not Gonna Take it!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/26.jpg Edge: So! I'm here, and I'm on RAW. Hm. Why wasn't I put on SmackDown!? I wonder. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/27.jpg Edge: What's this? I got brought to RAW to be buried by Triple H!? Ha, are you joking? Vince isn't going to bury me. I just gave him a groin massage last night. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/28.jpg Edge: See? You people have no faith. No faith. (Shaking his head) http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/29.jpg It was cool for Eddie to pick up chicks with his car and all, but did he really need to pick up the fat ones too? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/30.jpg Triple H: So um, why am I not champion yet? Hebner: Sorry Hunter, but that gene skipped a beat in my DNA. Triple H: Damn. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/31.jpg When Triple H lost his title, he had to revert to desperate measures to try and sleep with someone other than Steph. Sleeping with a champ came to mind, however, Eddie proved way much to Triple H to handle. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/32.jpg Triple H had an idea. Maybe if he hit a 619 on Guerrero, maybe the people on SmackDown would think he was a Latino and let him keep this belt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg Show: NEVER COPY MY WHOPPERS AGAIN! |
Ok I'm back after a little hiatus, my turn to stink up the joint
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/01.jpg Eric: na na na na na na na, I stayed in business longer than you did! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/02.jpg Paul Heyman bobblehead doll, on sale now for 4.99 http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/03.jpg Heyman thinks its Rene Dupree, little does he know Hogan found the fountain of youth! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg Jericho: Hey look a midget with a bb gun Rene: Oh shit! I surrender! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg Ladies and gentlemen, a French Man winning a fight http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/06.jpg Both: Twins powers activate! Austin: Form of...steam Rene:...we got these in a box of crackerjacks http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg Austin: Aliens invading?!? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking beer! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/08.jpg HGA Kama Sutra # 102: Filthy Midcarder http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/09.jpg Kane: Don't you just loooooooove the feeling of silk between your fingers? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg Cade: I LOVE YOU MAN! Mark: I know I'm leaving and all but you're still not getting my Bud Light http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg This is the most X-rated game of Bingo I've ever seen http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg Cena was drowning in his promo, luckily Paul had his promo life-saver by his side! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg HHH: Wait...theres a guy on Smackdown whose ....over?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/15.jpg Christian cmon, its a family show http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/16.jpg God is one of the peeps! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/17.jpg Christian: Whoa...where am I? Trish: Christian its 2004, we're an item now Christian: Well Hello Shirley! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg Booker, being the partner he is, covers up RVD's "wardrobe malfunction" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg Ric: Booker ... I am your father Booker: Damn sucker how retarded you think I am?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/20.jpg Even in the middle of the match, the ref has to break out into the Safety Dance! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Worst. Bearhug. Ever http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/22.jpg WWE's wild and crazy guys http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/23.jpg Rhyno: So you're gonna call for the bell right Earl? Earl: Yeah right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard! Benoit: Grizzly Adams did have a beard Earl:..... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/24.jpg Raise your hand if you're a ECW Champion Rhyno: Me Me Buried http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/25.jpg Paul: Remember one thing Eric...I had better PPV buyrates in the end! Eric:...touche http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/26.jpg Shannon hoped no one noticed his recent roiding http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/27.jpg Edge comes back, with a new WWE logo patch on his jacket! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/28.jpg HHH hopes no one notices his boob job http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/29.jpg HHH debuts his invisible low-rider impounder http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/30.jpg Ref: So thats why I think Fantasia will win American Idol Eddie: Dammit Hunter make him stop! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/32.jpg HHH: Now you're gonna get it Eddie! Belty: Oh shit I've heard about you HHH: What the ****?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg Ric: OH MY GOD!? You can talk?! |
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Rock Bottom, you had a whole string of solid ones. I'm gonna have some trouble picking which ones make it, because that was one constant, steady stream of comedy! :y: |
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Kudos to both Cork and Loopy. On fire, the both of you! |
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Former Detroiter. I'm in Seattle now. Used to live near Redford, tho'.
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HHH: OMG, this totally isn't what it looks like. Flair: Yeah, I totally wasn't eating his ass out!...What pooh mustache? Batistia: You know guys, I don't know what I just saw, and I don't know what I will remeber tomorrow, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Kane (in the back): Hahahaha, busted. (BTW, notice how I didn't say something about another roster to be buries or HHH having magical burying powers?) |
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Trish: I found your Waldo, he's is right there. |
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Earl (thinking):I know Chris isn't tapping, but he is almost in a sharpshooter, and Canadian...no that would be wrong, but it feels so right. And there is a title on the line...oh hell, he kind a tapped, lets just give it to Rhyno. |
I was going to say the Ric Flair Goatee :'(
oh well, nice spotting lad :D |
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Eric: "Heh heh... no, no Paul, that's not where you wear your athletic cup." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/02.jpg Heyman was such a trooper; not many people could keep a smile on their faces if their right arm were replaced by a thin metal rod. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/03.jpg Heyman: "By the way, Renee, Vince says that once you get on Smackdown, you're supposed to be from Nashville, Tennesee." Renee: "Eh? Porquoi?" Heyman: "'Pork'? Oh... like pulled pork! Yes, that's the spirit!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/04.jpg Jericho knew this might be beneath him but... those French guys always had such nice boots. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/05.jpg The draft was neat, the post-show beat down was terrific, but nothing in the show could really top the shocking moment when Renee Dupree climbed out of Chris Jericho's mouth. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/06.jpg After getting a whiff, Renee really wished he hadn't pulled Austin's finger. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/07.jpg When Truckosaurus and Melllvar the Evil Energy Creature showed up to threaten Earth, Stone Cold Steve Austin whipped out two cans of spinach and began kicking ass! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/08.jpg Glen Jacobs reflected on the irony of how he began his career as a dentist and ended it a podiatrist. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/09.jpg "Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected." * missile explodes behind him * http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/10.jpg Garrison wasn't sure he even wanted to slow dance with Jindrak, and he sure as hell didn't feel comfortable when Flair started singing "Strangers in the Night". http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/11.jpg Bischoff: "Aw, geez, Nidia, be careful around the Ark!" Nidia: "What the---? It sucked in my clothes!" Bischoff: "Heh heh... that Yahweh...." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg Heyman was torn. One the one hand, he was happy that Brock had lost weight and had signed an NFL contract. On the other hand ... THE DETROIT LIONS!?!?!? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/13.jpg Cena: "Put me on Raw or I'm siccing Pikachu on your ass, bitch." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg When Batista complained that he couldn't take his hands off his forehead, Flair and Hunter knew that Rhyno had come to Raw. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/15.jpg Trish began to wonder if she picked the right guy when Christian began to whistle at every babe in the audience. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/16.jpg Christian warns that Ref that if he ever hurts Spike again, there'll be hell to pay. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/17.jpg Christian scratches his head in disbelief when Trish points out that he'd completely forgotten about Undertaker's birthday. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg Gloating after savagely beating Whoopi Goldberg, RVD's heel turn was complete. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg Flair: "... aaaand... jazz hands!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/20.jpg The crowd marked out solid when the Ref ripped off his mask and revealed himself to be Ricky Steamboat! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/21.jpg Batista: *reads Booker's shorts* "Wait a minute... you're name is Booker? And I've been calling you Whoopi all this time!" |
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Hunter: "Let me ge this straight, there's a device out there that when you put it in your toilet, it turns the water blue or green for 1,000 flushes?" Batista: "Yeah and its only a small round disk." Flair and Hunter: "OMG!" |
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Does anyone else here think Batista's bellybutton looks like a butthole?
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LOL at the Pokemon one.
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That was an ingenius one, I'll give him that. Great wit there.
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Love that Joker I couldn't help myself, I was in a movie quoting mood. :D |
Wow. Great stuff this week.
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Paul Heyman becomes "Bruce Almighty" and posesses Vince Mcmahon during his "Where It All Begins Again" speech. Vince Mcmahon: (In ring) I don't care who you are, you're name is going into this list, I don't care if you are Stone Cold Steve Austin, I don't care if you're The Undertaker, I don't care if your a relative of mine, and I *Squeaky voice* Drun Cahya Eef Buh Boo A Bubbya bubbya Bee Wooapasta...*Cough* Mo If Yeww Ahh Mey Wofe, Winda! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/12.jpg He is at it again here. John Cena: I don't care which show I go on, my body will stay on Smackdown and my tiny little nipples will go to France! ....Wait a minute...The bahla..bahla....*Cough* BAHAHHAHARARARAR BLAAAH! REEEUMP! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/18.jpg Imagine if RVD was RIGHT behind Booker-T in this picture, and you walked into a room and saw this! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/16.jpg Christian: STAY! Ref: UNGUARD! *Slice* AHHH! Christian: What a dope. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/33.jpg Big Show's new gimmick: Mr. Nanny! |
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El Santo is the man!
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