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Xero 12-04-2008 11:01 PM

Dumbest rumors you've ever heard.
 
Warrior = Renegade

Nark Order 12-04-2008 11:05 PM

CM Punk outpopping DX :shifty:

KYR 12-04-2008 11:13 PM

Warrior = Texas Tornado was :rofl:

Mr. Nerfect 12-04-2008 11:18 PM

Chris Jericho would come back and be a perennial mid-carder for the rest of his career.

Juan 12-04-2008 11:18 PM

I remember right before the 1993 Royal Rumble, some people were saying that Lex Luger was Hulk Hogan's brother. I don't know if that's actually a rumor that went around or if the people I was watching with were full of shit.

Also, the one about there being 2 different Ultimate Warriors was pretty ridiculous.

Mr. Nerfect 12-04-2008 11:20 PM

I remember when people around these parts were gloating because they knew The Rock's real name was "Rocky Maivia."

KYR 12-04-2008 11:21 PM

Hulk Hogan = Mr America :shifty:

Kane Knight 12-04-2008 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2352731)
Chris Jericho would come back and be a perennial mid-carder for the rest of his career.

ITT: Noid does not know what "rumor" means.

Mr. Nerfect 12-04-2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2352740)
ITT: Noid does not know what "rumor" means.

I don't believe in the word "rumor." You yanks and you're crappy spelling.

Rumour: An unverified account or explanation of events circulating from person to person and pertaining to an object, event, or issue in public concern.

I know what a rumour is. I was taking the piss out of those cynics who claim that a guy isn't going to go anywhere. And besides, those could both be considered rumours.

"It was rumoured that Jericho would not be used in a meaningful role."

"It was rumoured that The Rock's real name was Rocky Maivia."

"It is now confirmed that KK does not have a penis."

Mr. Nerfect 12-04-2008 11:30 PM

I'll admit I don't know what "ITT" means. I hate it when internet shorthand is used for anything other than a joke.

AKin3D 12-04-2008 11:38 PM

Owen Hart had plastic surgery
Lex Lugar being Hogan's brother
Cena doing more than 7 moves
Jeff Hardy Passing a Drug test
Vince caring about the fans
ECW was going to buy WCW
Earthquake was gonna turn face and tag with Hogan.

The Franchise 12-04-2008 11:41 PM

Brock Lesnar was going to return at Judgment Day 2005. Matt Morgan using the F5 and JD being in Minnesota were the indicators for this apparently.

BobBitchen 12-04-2008 11:41 PM

cage headed to WWE:roll:

Nark Order 12-04-2008 11:50 PM

Kurt Angle headed to TNA. Come on now, get real. Get Damn real.

Halbowsky 12-04-2008 11:53 PM

I'm not trying to make a joke, but I remember seriously hearing right after Owen Hart's death that it was fake. I wish it was.

Nark Order 12-04-2008 11:53 PM

Owen Hart died?

Xero 12-04-2008 11:57 PM

Eddie faked his death.


You see, because HE LIIIIIIED!

ron the dial 12-04-2008 11:59 PM

i remember some dude told me that the big show was andre the giant's son.

Nark Order 12-05-2008 12:02 AM

Didn't WCW actually claim that Show was Andre's son?

Juan 12-05-2008 12:04 AM

Yes

Dorkchop 12-05-2008 12:05 AM

There were more than one Sting.

Dorkchop 12-05-2008 12:05 AM

And Warrior

Dorkchop 12-05-2008 12:06 AM

and Undertaker

Dorkchop 12-05-2008 12:06 AM

and Kane

DaveWadding 12-05-2008 12:07 AM

I once heard a rumor that Hulk Hogan once wrestled a matched rated higher than 2 stars.

Xero 12-05-2008 12:09 AM

Terry Funk's going to retire.

Kane Knight 12-05-2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2352749)
I'll admit I don't know what "ITT" means. I hate it when internet shorthand is used for anything other than a joke.

The irony. :lol:

Xero 12-05-2008 12:10 AM

I've heard Hogan has hit an Enziguri.

Bullshit.

IC Champion 12-05-2008 12:13 AM

I heard Hogan did a drop kick

Nark Order 12-05-2008 12:17 AM

I heard Hogan did Brooke.

Juan 12-05-2008 12:19 AM

That's hot

Nark Order 12-05-2008 12:21 AM

I'm surprised that no fake Brooke nudes have come out yet. Those photoshop porn guys are really dropping the ball here.

BobBitchen 12-05-2008 12:34 AM

TNA: The Beautiful People - and "Ms. Palin":rofl:

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Fabien Barthez 12-05-2008 12:45 AM

The fact that Mark Henry has maintained nearly 15 years of continuous employment, despite an accumulated almost 4 and a half years of injury, being relegated to OVW 4 times to learn more skills (dispate being trained initially by Stu Hart, then Bret Hart on the road) and continued proof he can't work the mic at all, this time by bringing in Tony Atlas, who never spoke when he was a wrestler. Is better than any rumour.

KingofOldSchool 12-05-2008 12:46 AM

Vince McMahon was going to buy WCW.

Psh like Ted Turner would let that happen!

Fabien Barthez 12-05-2008 12:46 AM

and brooke is a dog. Looks more like a man than Pappa Terry.

Fox 12-05-2008 12:57 AM

That Eminem would be rapping off against John Cena at WrestleMania 20.

Xero 12-05-2008 01:05 AM

Thought that was 19...

Fabien Barthez 12-05-2008 01:07 AM

That Bret had 30 days reasonable creative control before leaving WWF.

Actually, That was true. He got to choose his tights and rental cars for every show. What more would you deem as 'reasonable' with Vince?

Rollermacka 12-05-2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2352796)
There were more than one Sting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2352797)
And Warrior

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2352798)
and Undertaker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2352799)
and Kane

STOP! it your giving Vince ideas :shifty:

Kane (Festus) Undertaker (Brian Lee) and Sting (Jeff Farmer) Vs Kane (Glen Jacobs) Undertaker (Mark Calaway), and Sting (Steve Borden).

I'd make a Renegade joke too but he was stripped of his dignity when he was deemed not good enough to do an "ultimate warrior" gimmick. RIP Rick Williams :wavesad:



And the Ultimate Warrior is a joke enough :naughty:


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