Another Oz topic
 

I've seen a few episodes here and there, and try get into the thing. However, I'd like to know a couple of things. Why the hell isn't Beecher Aryan fodder? What are his connections that make sure he doesn't get assraped and shit? Is he just a lunatic?

Why is Ryan O'Reilly in jail? Syril O'Reilly?

Beecher is crazy. He doesn't really have any connections, but he earned his respect by beating the shit out of Schillinger like 29735 times, and taking a shit on his face. Then they got their revenge on him over and over, etc. They have tried to kill him mad times but he always survives somehow.

Ryan O'Reilly is in jail for running over a shit load of people while in a getaway car with a gun and drugs, violating his parole. Then he killed like 935 people in Oz.

Cyril is in Oz because Ryan got him to kill the nurse's husband because he was in love with her.

Holy shit. Ryan is an insane motherfuc</>ker, I always thought he was like a good guy, well close to a good guy. Though I love him equally, it is nuts how noone fuc</>ks with him and he's pretty much in business for himself.

What's annoying is I've seen the episode where the reverand dies and shits his pants twice, and have only seen like 7 other episodes.

I actually kinda like Schillinger even though I hope he dies, he's just a funny man. I remember seeing one where he's talking to this old guy through the glass and the old guy tells him his kids are out of control, and the Schillinger goes "GET BACK HERE YOU CUN</>T!! C'MON DAD!!" I LMAOed at that shit.

Ya, O'Reilly is the man because he plays all sides.

Yeah Schillinger is like my favorite character. He is the best.

And none of them are good guys. They are all heels, yet you still love them. That is why the show rules.

I dunno, Beecher is pretty face-ish.

Beecher bit off a guys penis. He is the man as well.

Yeah Beecher is a face I guess but he does a ton of evil shit.

The only thing that pisses me off about Schillinger is him enjoying men sucking his cock, but that's just me. I think my favourite moment of his is when he was reeming a fellow Aryan out for not taking care of his teeth and he's like "what did you expect? You haven't gone for a cleaning in god knows how long, and you brush your teeth like you scratch your scrotum"

McMannus is also a key gentleman.

Oz is so great. I remember the very first episode when Beecher goes to talk to Schilinger and I was like hmm Schillinger seems like a nice guy, I guess prison can't be that bad now. Then Schillinger makes Beecher his bitch, I was laughing so hard. Great show.

Hahah. I thought the same thing. "He seems nice". then BOOM. I hate him now. Even though he is the man.

Tom Fontanta said in one of the DVD commentaries that all main characters are scum bags with some redeeming qualities ie O'Reily's redeeming quality being his love for Cyril or Shillinger being a parent whose kids are on drugs, but obviously once you feel empathy for them, the character will do something that will make you realize that they were and still is a scumbag. As for the most part, they are all bad people hence that's why they are in jail.

Ive always like Augustus he seemed mad cool. And the doc is hot as hell but Ive always liked her since her New York Undercover days. I forgot what season it was but I like the phase where that militant black guy comes in and just takes over Oz. Its when Mcmanus gets sent to Gen. Pop. Them episodes were mad crazy. I was just disturbed when that baldheaded black guy went all czar like and had them crazy homoprison parties with that white guy strippin and theyre all doin drugs. I so wanted to change the chanel but I couldnt because I thought it was gon get ransacked, but I was wrong and felt dirty afterwards.

Adobece (s/p) is also a messed up motherfuc</>ker. Seriously, he is like the wierdest television character I have ever seen. LOL at him assramming Schebetta though, due to Schebetta being a mad pussy. I think Adobece is probably the most "evil" character though, just because he's so messed.

Adebisi was like the king of Oz. He was the top guy. He is hardcore. :cool:

Adebisi was the MAN. Stabing guys with AIDS infected needles :cool:

Am I the only one who actually felt bad for Nappa when that happened?

Nappa had it coming, screwing with Adebisi.

True. Damn it, I can't wait til Season 4 comes out

Adebisi - The funniest scene I ever saw with him was where he was in the kitchen casually grinding up glass with a large can in order to put the ground glass in someone's food. The almost bored, detached way he was rolling it was so non-chalant; as if he was doing something he does everyday like laundry or supper or something.

I like Officer Claire Howell. She is such a dirty slut :love: ; fuc</>king Ryan O'reilly all the time: