Any other wrestler with an R-Truth gimmick
 

GET ROWDY!
It's the Great Khali!
The sexiest man in the Punjabi
I'll terrorize your upper card for a couple years
Standing next to Runjin with my dick by his ear
GET ROWDY!

:shifty:

Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler

Roddy

It's your turn, is what I'm saying.

It's Buff Bagwell
I must shag well
I eat a snack wells
And blow angles

Roam around Thunder
With a gay top hat
Peanut butter jelly
with Sting's baseball bat
UGH
Knock em out the box
I worked the first WWF Nitro
For a night, bro
I'm so psycho
I get more play than Tyco

Pour some liquor out in the memory of American Males
Ugh
Yeah
Can't stop
Won't stop
Peace

That's the spirit, Jeritron!

OH SNAP!

No you will not.

*sigh*

OK, fine Afterlife, it goes like this....

GET ROWDY!

Shitty rap for a while

GET ROWDY!

Now go!

I've been wondering for a bit: Who would win a Battle Rap between R-Truth and Cena before he lost creative controle over his freestyling raps?

Definitely Cena. Definitely.

cena hands down. Hell Angle could take him.

Or probably even Big Show. Or Santino, even, as much as I hate to admit it.

What about R-Truth and K-Kwik?

I am legend hunter
A purified head punter
I injure my shoulder
but I got Cody as a place holder
I'm second generation because of my dad
If you disrespect me, I'l shit in your bag
When I won my first belt, my head was reeling
Uh Oh. Trips didn't like that I shattered the glass ceiling
The whole damn scenario was pretty insane
Even CM Punk got a longer title reign
You may not like me, but even so
If you cross my path, you're feeling

R
K
O

WORD

I Kung Fu Naki
This what I say
I lose more matches than what I weigh
They give me cruiser belt but I was shit
WWE retire belt on Finlay's midget

Hickory Dickory Dock
Pat Patterson sucked my cock
It got me a push
It tickled my bush
And Vince paid me not to talk

Little Jim Ross
Sat on his boss
Stomping his mudhole in way
Along came Gerald Brisco
With a big tub of Crisco
And business picked up today!

Chris Benoit drank lots of wine
Chris Benoit had a short climb
All of his bibles and all of his texts
Couldn't do justice like a weighted bowflex

Maybe I'm the only one who see it but maybe they could stick DJ Gabriel and R-Truth together as a tag team. This way Truth raps and Gabriel dances.

He's third generation.

Dad and bag don't really rhyme.

Mine aren't raps. They're mother goose rhymes

R-Truth doesn't really do nursery rhymes.

I DON'T SEE YOU ALL TRYING, GOD DAMNIT.