I will never take Fat Kong seriously again.
 

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Kong is a Hannah Montana fan. :naughty:

Am I the only one troubled that they make Hannah Montana shirts that size?

They got to accommodate all of the fat 40 year old pedos.

That's easily the funniest thing I've seen all day.

You ever took her seriously?

She might have a daughter or something, and went to a concert with her. I am more worried than Terri Runnels face looks like it has had more operations than Batista and Cena.

That's who it is? Good god, I didn't even recognize her.

:y:

I never thought Terri was ever hot, to be honest, so this desperate grip onto "beauty" is quite depressing.

But anyway, Kong is fantastic.

Awesome Kong would actually be damn entertaining in WWE. Either she would be Chyna 2.0 (minus alcoholism and cocaine addiction) or they would job her out to these talentless whores who couldn't do any move to her other than punch, kick, slap, and hairpull.

If TNA is so starved for attention, and I mean really starved for attention, given her size and talent, I could not see why Awesome Kong could not make a serviceable TNA World Heavyweight Champion, one day. I mean, she's like 283lbs, or something, isn't she?

And given TNA's penchant for trying to be WWE, the Hannah Montana connection might come in handy.

At the next PPV, Billy Ray Cyrus will perform "Achy Breaky Heart"!

Who would have sex with Kong?

I mean I would imagine if anyone got close to her vagina, an alien would come out of there and eat their cock.

That would work about as well as Chyna as IC champion.

They'd bring her in, but change her name to Louise Louisiana, Mary Maryland, Michelle Michigan or something.

Kong doesn't need an alien to help her tear off a man's cock.

I don't care what you say, I want to see that Kurt Angle vs. Awesome Kong match.

Wait, you are serious?

Probably wouldn't even be that different. Like Hannah Nevada.

Me? Yes. The only reason I cannot take females seriously against males most of the time is the size difference, but with Kong, that doesn't exist.

At least she's not with the WWE. Then she'd get a name with all these backstage ribs attached.

"Get it? Her stage name is Montana, like a state. We'll call her Stacey Unitus."

So thats what Hannah Montana looks like without her wig on :eek:

... I just died a little

Shadow will get a kick out of this. :shifty:

So you took Chyna seriously?

:rofl:

Girls can't wrestle.

theres not really alot they can do...

Sorry what was your name again?

Not really, no. She wasn't all that big. Nor talented.

Oh, so I guess only grossly overweight women can have male challengers.

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Kong=Shelton's Sister-in-law?