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taker707 01-10-2009 10:54 PM
Sniper trys to kill our friend Ryan!!
 
By Ryan Clark on Saturday, January 10th, 2009 at 9:20 PM EST

Partial Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter (F4WOnline.com)

» It’s been a wild day here in the office as a sniper opened fire on the freeway right outside our building today. What a crazy scene with people running and screaming for their lives. The story and a cell phone video of the guy who was shooting is now the top story on CNN.com. Check it out at http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/10/...ing/index.html

KingofOldSchool 01-10-2009 11:03 PM
It was Brock Lesnar.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 01-10-2009 11:04 PM
Damn, I missed.

Tazz Dan 01-10-2009 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2393309)
It was BigDaddyCool.

Nark Order 01-10-2009 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2393309)
It was Gertner.

Haze 01-10-2009 11:19 PM
My money is on McCool

Ruien 01-10-2009 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thehazeeffect (Post 2393328)
My money is on McCool
I laughed.

Haze 01-10-2009 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 2393341)
I laughed.
why I was being serious.:shifty:

Impact! 01-11-2009 12:00 AM
At least we know where he works now

Lock Jaw 01-11-2009 12:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2393309)
It was Rikishi.

El Fangel 01-11-2009 12:47 AM
I did it.

For the Rock.

Haze 01-11-2009 12:51 AM
I was gonna post the video...but laziness got the best of me

Dorkchop 01-11-2009 02:01 AM
Look forward to reading it in every single update for the next 4 days. Just like when it snows.

KingofOldSchool 01-11-2009 02:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2393444)
Look forward to reading it in every single update for the next 4 days. Just like when it snows.
"I just wanted to update all of our loyal readers that everything is returning to normal here at our offices. I am currently washing my piss covered pants that I wore yesterday when the shooting happened. I was scared, so I hid behind a chair like a little girl just like Michael Cole did. If another shooting happens, I won't update because I'll probably be dead.

Oh and for the person who wished that I got AIDS in my stocking for Christmas, I hope you had a wonderful holiday!"

GD 01-11-2009 03:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2393478)
"I just wanted to update all of our loyal readers that everything is returning to normal here at our offices. I am currently washing my piss covered pants that I wore yesterday when the shooting happened. I was scared, so I hid behind a chair like a little girl just like Michael Cole did. If another shooting happens, I won't update because I'll probably be dead.

Oh and for the person who wished that I got AIDS in my stocking for Christmas, I hope you had a wonderful holiday!"
:lol:

Gertner 01-11-2009 02:04 PM
Crap. My AIDS cannon missed.

Gertner 01-11-2009 02:06 PM
The comment I left him

"Did Kelly Kelly’s top fall off during the shooting? Hahaha stupid douche."

Jeritron 01-11-2009 03:47 PM
Leave it to him to put a link at the end

DrA 01-11-2009 07:28 PM
Scary stuff. Hope he's okay.

FourFifty 01-11-2009 07:43 PM
Scary, BUT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darc 01-11-2009 08:20 PM
It was Kevin Nash. Then he broke his finger pulling the trigger.

...Sources say he'll be out for 7 to 8 months. Probably longer.

Triple Naitch 01-11-2009 09:38 PM
What does Ryan Clark need an office for? I thought he did all of his work in his mother's basement.

BigDaddyCool 01-12-2009 02:09 PM
It was a team up of BDCool and MCCool.

GD 01-12-2009 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool (Post 2393309)
It was Brock Lesnar.


Quote:
Originally Posted by HBKool96 (Post 2394213)
what is a brock lesnar?

Legend Killer 01-12-2009 03:45 PM
My money is on Kane Knight.

owenbrown 01-12-2009 05:00 PM
I think Ryan Clark is mocking us

NeanderCarl 01-12-2009 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 2394354)
What does Ryan Clark need an office for? I thought he did all of his work in his mother's basement.
Fairly sure this story refers to the office of the Wrestling Observer, not "the offices of Ryan Clark" (unless he works for them?? :?:)

NeanderCarl 01-12-2009 09:12 PM
Otherwise why would The Wrestling Observer be a source?

Even the WO can't be so strapped for stories they're reporting shootings outside "the office of Ryan Clark" as news...


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