HE WINS! HE WINS! HE WINS! *Smackdown spoilers*
 

Spoilers for the next two weeks.

And even when he's not in the match, Triple H wins.

5 bucks says Vickie reverses the decision due to H's interference.

Victoria announced her retirement after her match with McRibs.

GOD DAMMIT, last diva I want to see go

MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP1

* The Cutting Edge is up next. Edge invites out Jeff Hardy. As he enters his pyro blows up in his face and he is stretchered out.
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ROFL

Yeah, this Hardy storyline sounds GREAT... :roll:

If this is what it takes to keep people interested in Harvey as champ, they need to get the belt off of him ASAP.

wait... the motel attack and the hit and run were believable. whats all this now? we're going to be expected to believe that Christian figured out how to rig pyro? or just that he held the pyro guy hostage with Ass Cream and forced him to set it off early?

what are you DOING, wwe?!

SmackDown: (Airing Next Friday)
* Edge cuts the opening promo. Matt Hardy runs out and takes him outside the ring. Edge runs.

* The Undertaker vs. Shelton Benjamin is up next.

* The Undertaker b. Shelton Benjamin in a non-title match.
- Shelton maintained control the majority of the match, but ended up submitting to The Undertaker's Hell's Gate submission hold.

* The Great Khali b. Chavo Guerrero
- Khali dominated throughout. He got the win with the Khali Bomb.

* The Bella Twins b. Michelle McCool & Natalya
- Maria comes out and interferes by attacking Michelle. The Bella Twins get the win via DQ.

Making damn sure Christian doesn't have a run.

* Edge b. Matt Hardy
- Edge gets the win after a spear and outside interference from Jack Swagger & Mark Henry.

NOW WITH 35% MORE ASS!!!!....~snarl~

* John Morrison & The Miz b. Carlito & Primo Colon in a non-title match.
- Good match with lots of back and forth action.

* Vladimir Kozlov vs. Triple H
- During the match Vickie Guerrero comes out and says it's now a handicap match with The Big Show.

* Vladimir Kozlov b. The Big Show & Triple H in a Handicap Match.
- Vladimir Kozlov pins Triple H for the win. Edge comes out and gets pedigreed by Hunter.

wow, like I don't watch wrestling anymore, but I read the headlines out of boredom, and I am really angry right now at how anti climatic victoria's career ended.

Gods why do they screw up even the most simple of storylines with all these...stupid things?!

Just make it simple stupid!

That can't be right. I think it's supposed to be Kozlov and Big Show b. Triple H... unless there was a face turn I was unaware of?

That's what's gotten them into this mess in the first place.

That doesn't make sense to WWE

Yeah, this whole "two-show taping" thing is causing them to miss out on developing guys as well as they should be. Why Michelle McCool gets featured on boths shows escapes me.

I would have liked to have seen Victoria get a nice little face run to help the Divas Division become more established before she left. A feud with Natalya could have been very cool.

I'm sad Victoria is retiring already :'(

She's not exactly a young bird. It's just the WWE took a long time to get on the pot with her, and even longer to shit. Then they just sort of fumbled around with her for years. No man should ever mistakenly fumble around with Victoria. If you get her, you show her the best she has ever seen.

Damn WWE. :mad:

On the other hand, TNA is looking for a top face for their division. While Victoria is "retired," a paycheck + plus might sway Victoria back to the business more so than just a paycheck.

I wonder if the talent cuts kind of forced Victoria into a "go now, or you'll be going anyway" situation?

How the fuck does the pyro even explode in his face?
Last i checked its off to the left and right of the entrance and he stays in the middle.

Someone would alter the direction the pyro would be going off? Personally, I feel that this is much better than the "car accident" chapter of the story.

Suppose it depends how it looks on tv, if its how it usually is and he somehow gets blinded by it im putting my foot through my tv and mailing vinnie mac a shoebox with a turd in it.

I'm sure it will come across as horrible on TV. It'll be like The Undertaker's "creepy" effects.

Part of me actually can't help but think that this could be used to further the "Dark Knight" allusions in the Jeff Hardy character. Whether or not you believe they are there, people have drawn comparisons between Jeff Hardy and The Joker. If Hardy got exploded, I could see them doing a sort of "Joker/Two-Face" hybrid character with him. Take note: I'm not saying that they should.

On that note, however (I like my notes tonight): The only way I can see this "psychotic heel" character for Christian working is if he actually does sort of channel a larger-than-life cartoony villain. One of Christian's greatest strengths is his personality. If the WWE bottles it, and makes him "Grrr! Angry Christian!" like they did with Edge, they are essentially cutting off his balls.

I'm just imagining a Christian who runs people off the road, detonates the competition, and then struts to the ring in a colourful robe pointing to the crowd, and I have to admit -- I could see it working.

Wait

This would be the 4th or 5th TV in a row that Jeff hasn't defended the belt right?

30 days!

NOOOOOOO!

I want to see Victoria destroy ODB and move on to become TNA's women's champion. The whole Jeff Hardy is getting way too dramatic.

Well so much for the potential of the MVP storyline. He wins a match...thanks to interference, and isn't even apart of the next show...

...yea, this MVP storyline was really going places. V_V

btw, not to jump right on with another post, but this is why I really hate the creative team in the WWE. IDK if it's too many changes in direction, confusion on who's in charge, or just a huge group of retarded monkeys writing this shit, but they annoy me. You have a guy lose non-stop for 8 months with a storyline in the works behind it, and where you have a great oppurtunity to make it pop (a ppv title match, a huge feud with Kennedy, or even a shocking win of the Royal Rumble..and yes I would have loved it to the haters). However, you have him beat Big Show with help from HHH. THAT'S NOT a fucking victory! That proves NOTHING! You have a storyline like this, you need to finish it with a clean, out of no-where win. All this proved is he's now a jobber who was lucky one night...and it doesn't even get a follow up for the next show. V_V

Yea, rant is over...thank you WWE on re-enforcing the reasons I don't watch Smackdown.

OMG yeah! And how are all these wrestlers able to operate heavy machinery? Are we to believe that JBL thought he'd hit Cena? Y2J and DX can access the production truck, the former without anyone knowing? That a guy can break into the show and pick up a mic and say what he wants?

GET REAL, WWE. THIS JUST KILLS BELIEVABLE STORYLINES LIKE VINCE GETTING BLOWN UP AND PAUL BEARER BEING MURDERED ON LIVE TV!!!!!!!