Official Raw Thread (1-19-09): Our Lord Almighty Has RETURNED!!!
 

Live from Chi-Town, Mr. McMahon returns to Raw after his near death experience. And no, NOBODY DIED!

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Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...a contract signing for the World Title match at the Rumble takes place tonight with JBL and John Cena.

Also, CM Punk looks to capture the Intercontinental Title in his hometown as he faces William Regal. This time with No Disqualifications! Will Punk become the second fastest wrestler to win the triple crown in WWE history or will he fall victim to the flying shoe of Layla?

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These answers and more at 9pm EST!

That shoe thing always makes me LOL

Look, it's CM Punk...

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...practicing to dig his own grave.

EDIT: Okay, from my perspective it looked like digging. <_<

He's throwing dirt on his push. :shifty:

I really want to see Randy Orton punt someone in the head tonight. I don't care who. After my day all I want to do is see someone get kicked in the head.

And what is this not House pre-Raw shit?

Huh?

house is on before raw tonight.:wtf:

Some show that isn't House is on right now before Raw. I am not happy with this change.

So everyone else has House right now and somehow I have NCIS? What the fuck?

But House is on Fox right now, new episode.

You're missing out.

M'eh, I'll just scope it later. I don't want to see half of a new episode.
That's why God invented Nintendo.

But still, NCIS sucks.

I don't know, the chick that used to protect the president in it was pretty hot.

We'll probably get Chris Jericho's situation addressed tonight. Don't ask me why, but I can see Jericho being added to Cena vs. JBL. Perhaps merely to make some more room in the Rumble Match, but I can dream that it would be to put the World Heavyweight Title on their best heel in time for WrestleMania, can't I?

CM Punk will probably win the IC Title tonight, which could be very cool. They might do something like have a heel run-in and help Regal, and join him and Layla as a servant, or something, though. I'd actually love to see a Punk vs. Paul Burchill mini-feud.

Except for the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill.

Watched some of the McMahon DVD today to get me ready for tonight. God I hope they don't drop the ball on this. The Rumble is my favorite match of the year. Kinda hoping they add some Battle Royal type of deal for like the 30th Spot.

What do the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill have to do with my opinion? Besides, Burchill actually gets pretty good heat when he is used. And the whole idea would be to make people care.

Here we go...

Well, Raw has started, and all I have to say is "WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!"

Good heat?

Crickets chirpping doesn't count...

I remember ROFLing while this was happening.

I can't believe it's only been 6 months since Vince's brush with death.

I'm seriously thinking of getting a MLK Jr poster. So I'm not black, who cares? It's all a matter of civil rights.

6 months ago...........our very own FourFifty won 200,000 dollars and rickrolled Vince McMahon.

Tonight. Who knows.

Evening everyone.

Paul, I can't feel my legs!

Hasn't it been longer than 6 months?

Of course he meant Burchill, since he wouldn't break kayfabe.

ORTON!!!!

and your winner of the Rumble...

Wooooooooo. Orton to open the show.

Jilian sounds like she's got the giggles.

Somebody fell asleep at Sunset Tan this week...

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COFFEE KINGSTON!

I HEAR THEM SHELTON
I HEAR THEM KWANG

JAMICAN ME STARBUCKS!

Here comes the man that defies the heel/face boundaries!

Kane in 2001 Rumble owns all.

Wouldnt it be like kanes 14th or 15th counting Fake Diesel and Issac Yankem?

...Randy, Koffe, and Kane?

...que?...

I still like Kane. I hope he kills Santino tonight.

LOL Santino!