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WWE Dumb Move
By Ryan Clark on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 1:44 PM EST
It probably wasn’t the smartest idea for World Wrestling Entertainment to explain Randy Orton’s recent rash of behavior by saying that he had IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder). According to a variety of medical web sites, IED is defined as “a behavioral disorder characterized by extreme expressions of anger, often to the point of uncontrollable rage.” What was even more interesting is that some medical web sites even link it to steroid use. Reports indicate that IE can be exacerbated by steroid use based on chemical changes in the person’s brain. Personally I would of just scripted it that he had Schizophrenia. yes i know its from ryan clark and we hate him around here . but believe it if u want to . |
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Thanks for linking us to an article from the main page.
Way to fucking troll for a topic. |
Orton doesn't do roids, it would have shown up and he would have been suspended...
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I am going to ruin you now.
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Also, you do realize this is all made up, and doesnt mean he is ACTUALLY on roids.
it is just funny that they would chose something close to a taboo subject. |
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"I have schizophrenia."
"BOO THIS MAN!" |
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After a while, it could be revealed that they were losing their mind and hearing things, and they started to snap and do heel shit because of it, and when the fans started booing, they could be an even bigger heel by keeping it up happily, all the while thinking the crowd was cheering them. |
That would be pretty awesome, except it would be ruined by John Cena going, "Randy, you need help. Come on, don't do this."
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It'd be funnier with a complete golden boy super-face like Cena losing their. It'd also be awesomely Russo-esque to have random wrestlers and heels out of character trying to get him help, calling him by his real name.
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This exact topic is in the headlines forum
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It really is slightly amusing.
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I think it is clear to say that nothing about last night had any much forethought to begin with.
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He hears voices in his head
Somebody beat me to this joke, didn't they? |
There's a Schizophrenia Convention in town next week - I'm in two minds whether to go or not.
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I thought it would be something about how they refered his outbursts as IED. Considering what IED also stands for I thought that would be seen as rude to some people (Improvised Explosive Device) |
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So all we got to do is put round horns on Orton's head and we got ourselves a winner, huh? :P
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We support the troops. Now, if you'll welcome our new stable, IED. First, weigning in at 150 pounds without his dialysis machine, "Slammin'" Osama Bin Laden!
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Eh....it's somewhat amusing. Especially seeing as how Orton seems to...regret his actions? Is that the word I wanted to use? Eh...whatever. All I know is that as long as he continues to do his whole "What the hell did I do now" schitck I'll be happy. Follow through...its a good thing.
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Works better with someone who pretends to be a face, rather than somebody who RKOs old ladies and spits on people.
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Randy Orton is a God!
Randy Orton is a role model! Randy Orton... is an asshole. |
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Who did he discharge on?
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You think Orton also has Intermittent Explosive Diarrhea?
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Orton? Lie?
I was specifically talking with Shadow. |
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