Captions 02/01-02/07 2009 *SmackDown! + New Bonus Image Up* Due 02/10/09
 

Old School Captions are returning. The rules are simple, all you have to do is write a funny caption for the images contained in the thread (post the image above your caption).

TPWW Captions Team
Xero
Tedious
Know Your Role
Hasney
FourFifty

Since WWE.com is all flash and I can't easily get the images, I will be selecting a few images from each show, about one per segment. The weekly threads will contain a total of anywhere from 10 to 20 images. PPV weeks may contain up to 30 and the PPV images will either go up before or with RAW images. I will also be including "bonus" images, which can be anything from old events, TV appearances or non-WWE images. You may PM me suggestions for bonus images.

I will start this thread every week and edit it as more images become available (RAW, ECW and SmackDown!). You may caption any or all images at any time. Once the final captions go up (SmackDown!), you will have three days* to get your captions in. After the three days (on the fourth day, probably), the best captions will be put into a poll and the top five will be put on the main page. The top one will become the Caption of the Week. At the end of the month, each Caption of the Week will be put up against each other in another poll for Caption of the Month.

Comments on others' captions is encouraged.

*Note: Three days is the guideline for this but you may submit captions until the actual poll goes up.

This week's images:

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Bonus Image(s):

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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...g/Slammi12.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...st-350x262.jpg

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JBL: Dude, smell my fingers.
HBK: You're sick, John.

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*Poke*
JBL: You're...
HBM: Don't go there...
*Poke*
JBL: A...
HBM: I'm warning you, Bradshaw.
*Poke*
JBL: HOMO!
HBM: ....:'(

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Invisible crystal ball!

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JR: Yeah I saw the picture too. Santonio Holmes' cock is this big!

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JR ... And Vince said the only way I could be a worse looker for TV is if I did the robot like this

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Cena also likes to "overcome the odds" in his spare time, and will show you now with his Jericho action figure.

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Unfortunately for Boogeyman, even blowing Triple H didn't get him into the upper-midcard.

rofl

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Cena: You...Complete...Me.

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Ted: You see Horny?
Shad: Little more... Wait, yeah, I see him. He's dead.
Ref: Uhhhh.... I guess sealing the aprons shut wasn't such a great idea after all...

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Having inadvertently mis-read the dosage instructions, John hoped the result of his latest 'roid fix would go unnoticed.

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Jericho: Fredzilla!

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It just goes to show, people are funnier drunk and spaced out on cocaine.

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In a shocking turn of events given Cenas new size, Chyna still showed him up in the shower.



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...and in the my dream, the giant carnivorous bottle of BBQ Sauce was this big!

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WWE's new corporate trust building exercises leave much to be desired.

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JR: So I said "I dunno Vince. I'd have to say there's no way your penis could be any bigger than this". Next thing I knew I was on Smackdown!

Can we add other pictures/captions here or should we send suggestions (links) to you for the next one?

Send me suggestions.

I'm still perfecting this, so I may bump the number of bonus images up if need be.

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Can you see me yet?

Okay, someone tell me how to do the picture thing again? Right click on the pic, then click on the picture [img] and paste it in, right?

I'm getting the X square.

You could always just quote someones post and then go from there...

Not reading any others before doing mine, so if I end up with similar jokes, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

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Orton JBLs the apron on the way into the ring.

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By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

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CAWdy, ever the heel, interrupts the first ever WWE Wheelbarrow Race.

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Damn Cena takes all the focus off of Jericho.

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STOP! Hammer Time!

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DESTRUCTO DISC! HAAAAAAAAA!!!

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JBL: You will be my partner in the Wheelbarrow Race... and you will... be the wheelbarrow.

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WWE's new concept match: No Ring-Mat Match. Touching the mat leads to instant DQ.

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Alright! He's out! Time to get his lucky charms! :naughty:

Bonus Image(s):

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Can anybody find meeeeeee.... somebody toooooo love.....

I'm at work so can't see the images right now. Someone help out and tell me what the bonus image is - I have an idea just need it confirmed.

It's JR wafting the aroma of shit towards him, and it looks like he's smelling it too.

I guess I could make that a caption

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Shane: Randy... You pee on that logo, and you're finished.

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Rey shows the Hulkster how to take a chokeslam.

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Here we see the territorial Orton, marking his territory in his natural habitat.


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Referee: YOU give him the CPR, I ain't touching those lips.


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Preliminary attempts to graft a white man onto a black body are a dismal failure.


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Jericho: How am I not supposed to see you when you're FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!


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In many cultures, if you can snatch a cruiserweight out of the air, you get three wishes.


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Beth: TOUCHDOWN!
Referee: The Superbowl was YESTERDAY, Beth!


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JBL: Shawn, nobody who falls for the "what's that on your shirt" trick is suitable to be my employee.


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To make extra money, ECW is now promoting "invisible chairs."


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Steelers fan: two days after the win and still hasn't washed off the makeup off.


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'Swog: How exactly do you manage to put up with it?
Finlay: I just kind of block it out.
'Swog: Aren't you concerned about long-term effects?
Inside Finlay's Head: Ima tumor Ima tumor Ima tumor... Ima tumor Ima tumor Ima tumor...


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JR: TOUCHDOWN!
Lawler: We already did that joke with Beth.
JR: We did?
Lawler: Yeah, and nobody wants to look at YOUR tits.

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Randy plots revenge on the man who stole his pants.

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William: I took all this Ecstacy and now my hand is moving all weird. I'm freaking out man...

Layla: :rofl:

CM: Make it stop... MAKE IT STOP!!!

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Even Ted and the referee were discusted when Cody DDT'd Shad in the pile of dog shit.

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John: Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Canadian...

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Rey: I'm gonna fly away, once and for all!

Kane: NOOOOOOOOOOO! :'(

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Beth: Holding... In The Endzone... Number 65 Offense... Automatic Safety!

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John pushes the button on his HBK-bot, causing him to lose his smile.

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Driving his invisible Go-Kart, Tommy picked the wrong time to take his hand off the wheel to wave at his buddy.

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Fan off-camera: Hey Boogey, ever hear of a videogame character called Earthworm Jim?

Boogey: :drool:

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In a shocking turn of events, the Irishman Finlay gives his son a... Polish Hammer?

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JR: Where the Eagle Soars!

Two more bonus images up, courtesy of KYR. :y:

:lol: If only I could see which one's they are.

West/Tenay and the Guitar shot. ;)

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Jesus Jeff. What else you got hidden up there???

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Raven: THIS is how you do the El Kabong...

Jeff: Ok... oh look, a quarter!

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Mike: What's a 6 letter word for "People who run TNA?"

Don: Geniuses?

Mike: No, "Geniuses" is an 8 letter word, you Idiot. Wait a minute... THAT'S IT! Idiots!

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West: Can you believe this? CAN you believe this? Can YOU BELIEVE this? Can you BELIEVE THIS? CAN you believe THIS!?

Tenay: UNNNGGGG.... *SNAP* .......I need a new pencil.

West: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!

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Orton: Last week it was the force punches, this week it's invisible Mr. Socko... Greeeeatt.....


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Regal: For the last god damn time, No! You cannot cross an elephant and a rhino! They are unrelated animals and are not able to breed with each other!
Punk: Elelphino! :rofl: Gets me every time!!!!


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CAWdy: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Ted: He's black, and thus, he's been to jail. He's used to it. :naughty:


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Little did Vince know, the writers were joking when they said "Well let's just show Cena on the titantron for two goddamn hours this week!'


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This was to be known as the worst high school play of Romeo and Juliet ever.


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.....and all millions of fans could think is "I'd kill to be that turnbuckle right now."


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(seconds later)
JBL & HBK: RHIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Somewhere in Tampa, Fl, Hulk Hogan is groaning at the worst leg drop ever.


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(insert your favorite recently fired superstar here): WHY GOD, WHY!?!?!?


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Swog: Tell the story again, dad, tell it again!
Jack: No, god no.... not again....
Swog: Come on dad, plllleeeeeaaaassseeee!!!
Finlay: Alrighty! So Triple H was fucking this corpse in a funeral home.....

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God tends to split when he gets horny.

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Delusions of Grandeur 101.

Tenay (thinking): How can I try and make West look good tonight?

West (thinking): How can I try and make Tenay look good tonight?

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wweisneat: John Cena.

So Xero, are we going to do the CoTM again?