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Matt Hardy's new WWE blog

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Good job Teddy Long-I'm glad to see you listened to the smartest man in wrestling, Matt Hardy. After I correctly called you out for being a bad General Manager, you finally did something right. After I pointed out to the world your managerial flaws and mistakes, you finally took a step in the right direction with ECW this week. My sources told me that the Sci-Fi network was absolutely furious I was no longer the flagship of their primary television show. ECW was in jeopardy of being canceled if Teddy Long didn't attempt to fill the monstrous void I left in the ECW roster. To fill this enormous void, Theodore Long brought in Christian, Tyson Kidd, and has Evan Bourne on the way back. It was a good start to filling my void, although it'll take more than these three to do it. So to all of you who enjoyed ECW this week, you have me to thank me for it.

Speaking of Christian, we have a very long and storied history together. Christian was a recipient of my star-making abilities back in the first ever tag team ladder match. Christian was also smart not to stick his nose into my business with Jeff. I could see how he would be tempted to upon resigning with the WWE, but fortunately he was smarter than that. It's also funny how alot of the "internet journalist" and "internet fans" thought Christian might be somehow associated with me and my master plan. Nope. Never has been. There's never been any changes in my plans, there's never been a "B" plan, and Christian hasn't ever been factored in at any time. If Christian did happen to become ignorant enough to interfere with me and my plans, he might find a "Black Cloud" above his head.

You know, the same kind of "Black Cloud" that took away everything from some "Hooligan" that used to be employed by the WWE. And these are facts-it's someone I got hired after allowing him to have a great match with me on Velocity, and then by going to bat to management for him. It's someone who wrestled his most famous and self-confessed "favorite" WWE match in a contest that I was in and totally engineered and manufactured. And then he became bitter because he attempted to follow in my footsteps, and couldn't measure up as a man in any way-and I mean in any way. Just another example of what happens when you attempt to cross Matt Hardy, I ALWAYS win in the end. Not only am I "The Starmaker", I'm also a "Startaker." Enjoy your pathetic life, you're welcome.

The Black Cloud

"Cold Blood" Matt Hardy

I love how he starts acting like a dick on myspace now. And then his next post it "Check Out New Hardy Show Videos"

Laugh in quiet... Matt needs to amp this shit up.

His myspace blogs aren't in character, this is from his WWE Universe blog.

I'd rather he posts the visitors' comments from his myspace blog.

Where IS HBKool BTW?

Dave (his stepdad) grounded him for looking at tranny porn again.

Damn...now can he talk like this on the mic? Or should he just do all his promos on a computer screen.

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Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 2434339)

Dave (his stepdad) grounded him for looking at tranny porn again.

Are you saying that HBkool is Hanso's sock?

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Originally Posted by Volare (Post 2434369)

Damn...now can he talk like this on the mic? Or should he just do all his promos on a computer screen.

He should come to the ring with a laptop with a text-to-speech program and cut promos Stephen Hawking style.

LOL, Matt Hardy is such a shit-stirrer. He gets points for staying in character, and really playing this heel asshole thing up. I'm also loving the random nicknames he's throwing out there for himself:

The Black Cloud
Cold Blood (LOL!)
The Starmaker
The Startaker

Who was he talking about at the end there?

Or Crash. Maybe that's why he's the 'Black Cloud'.

............................Cold Blood Matt Hardy? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 2434421)

Who was he talking about at the end there?

Not sure, actually. I'm thinking Shannon Moore, but I wouldn't be sure of that.

It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure of that, Peter.

I'd say Shannon, very nice btw.

lol black cloud

He's talking about Paul London, who mentioned in a recent interview that he hates Matt Hardy.

Youtube "paul london radio interview"

So there you go, Matt Hardy takes a shot at Christian and plants the seeds for a possible feud.

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Originally Posted by Xerzes (Post 2434624)

He's talking about Paul London, who mentioned in a recent interview that he hates Matt Hardy.

Youtube "paul london radio interview"

That actually makes sense. I did think of Paul London when I read over the paragraph, because it said "Hooligan" and talked about Velocity. Yeah, it's sad that London can be so heavily associated with Velocity. I assume that the "most famous" and "favourite match" of London's would be the Armageddon Four-Way Ladder Match with Brian Kendrick against The Blue Bloods, The Hardys and MNM.

I didn't know the two actually had heat, though. Think it might be something to do with Ashley Massaro? I've got to track down this video, though. It's a shame, because I like both London and Hardy.

LOL at Matt Hardy using his gimmick to take shots at people in real life, though.

I have a strange feeling that someone among us is Matt Hardy.

Can't even be original anymore?

Well now that you erased it I look stupid talking to myself :mad:

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Originally Posted by Jeritron (Post 2434626)

"it's not canon"

"Totally ridiculous. I mean everything written on WWE.com comes to fruition....Or is paid attention to."

You lost that argument, Kane Knight. Let it go.

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Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 2434640)

I have a strange feeling that someone among us is Matt Hardy.

...................you may be right.

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Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2435811)

*slaps a tornado*

I really wish people would stop saying that when talking about Matt Hardy.

:D

Sorry about the Slap, dude.

lol Cold Blood Matt Hardy

From his most recent MySpace blog:

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"To my hooligan friend-I actually appreciate when crazy, bitter people give me free publicity by addressing me in interviews that are supposed to be about them. Where I'm currently at now in my career, believe it or not, it actually helps promote the Matt Hardy you see on TV. So thanks. Thanks for giving the Black Cloud image credibility. I know you've probably got some more interviews coming up, so please, keep on ranting and raving and promoting me. It certainly doesn't hurt my feelings or my paychecks. Especially when almost 100% of your comments are about nonsensical events and stories that never really happened. But I guess that's what people that are mentally and emotionally unstable do. It's really sad actually-when seemingly normal people that are so physically gifted can never capitalize on their talents because they're psychopaths."