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Savio 02-18-2009 01:23 PM

Worst line you ever heard in a movie
 
There was probably a topic on this but search does not work.

"You know what happens to a frog when its struck by lightening?.......The same thing that happens to everything else"
~Storm X-men

Kalyx triaD 02-18-2009 01:48 PM

The entirety of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen script.

Hanso Amore 02-18-2009 03:07 PM

Arnold The GOvenor

the 6th Day
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Two protesters stand outside urgingAdam not to clone his pet as it is "against the will of God". Adam replies, "Than God shouldn't have killed my dog!"

BigDaddyCool 02-18-2009 03:37 PM

Anything Michael Clarke Duncan says in any action/comic book movie sounds instantly retarded to me.

OssMan 02-18-2009 04:31 PM

Whaddya say I take you home and eat your pussy

Rammsteinmad 02-18-2009 07:02 PM

Shark Attack 3. :D

DrA 02-18-2009 07:24 PM

Some of those are the greatest lines that I have ever heard in a movie.

Vietnamese Crippler 02-18-2009 07:53 PM

The entirety of the Fast and the Furious movies

Alan The Rapist 02-18-2009 08:50 PM

Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "It won't be easy getting in there."

Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 2: "How do we get in?"

Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "Easy."

From "Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"

Shaggy 02-19-2009 02:09 AM

When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead"
Nick: "I was, but im better now"

Fox 02-19-2009 02:18 AM

"Anakin... you're breaking my heart!"

Champion of Europa 02-19-2009 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy (Post 2441229)
When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead"
Nick: "I was, but im better now"

Haha, that's the tagline for Crank 2. "He was dead.. But he got better."

Juan 02-19-2009 03:19 AM

"I'll be back"

Vastardikai 02-19-2009 04:50 AM

"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."

From "True Lies."

Savio 02-19-2009 10:50 AM

^lol are you serious totally missed it

OssMan 02-19-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2441266)
Terminator: "I'll be back in a couple minutes I have some things I have to do and then I'll come on back"


Alan The Rapist 02-20-2009 02:45 PM

I saw this movie once where a girl got secondhand information about her man making out with another woman, and so she threw a tantrum and kicked him out without listening to him or having any real knowledge of the situation. I forget what movie it was, but man...talk about an impressive monologue.

Mr. Nerfect 02-21-2009 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrA (Post 2441020)
Some of those are the greatest lines that I have ever heard in a movie.

I know, right?

Mr. Nerfect 02-21-2009 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlanTheRapist316 (Post 2441066)
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "It won't be easy getting in there."

Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 2: "How do we get in?"

Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "Easy."

From "Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"

:lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy (Post 2441229)
When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead"
Nick: "I was, but im better now"

:lol::lol:

Uwe Boll movies are great for this sort of stuff.

Stickman 02-22-2009 01:34 PM

Pretty much the entire Star Wars series, but this one line stands out to me. I think it's on the first one (which i guess is what, episode 3 or something?), they were asking Luke to do something and he said, "Aww, but I wanted to go into town to get a power adapter." Terrible.

Johnny Vegas 02-28-2009 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2441299)
"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."

From "True Lies."

this actually happened?

Plz find me a video

loopydate 02-28-2009 09:40 PM

I'm pretty sure the line is "10-year-old boy."

G 02-28-2009 09:46 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=true+...ient=firefox-a

The Mask 02-28-2009 11:14 PM

im not sure exactly how it is but it's in the day after tomorrow where the guy spends ages convincing some guy he'll die if he goes out and then decides to go out himself cause his son is out there. south park parodied it pretty well.

Vastardikai 03-01-2009 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate (Post 2451394)
I'm pretty sure the line is "10-year-old boy."

You're right. That's not much better, though, is it?

Kapoutman 03-02-2009 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox (Post 2441234)
"Anakin... you're breaking my heart!"

This one makes me cringe much more.

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

Or something like that.

Pretty much anything Anakin says while trying to pick up Padmé, really.

Anathema 03-04-2009 02:31 AM

Garbage Day!

Nowhere Man 03-04-2009 03:25 AM

"Anakin, the Chancellor is evil!"

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

Really, Anakin? The ones who were trying to get rid of the Sith Lord who had you chop up kids? Those are the bad guys?

WestNZ 03-04-2009 07:14 PM

Hey, sanka, you can go now

Ummmm, too late

Blitz 03-04-2009 07:26 PM

From that cinematic gem known as House of the Dead:

Generic hero: You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Villain: To live forever!


You don't say.

Krimzon7 03-04-2009 07:57 PM

'you ever heard of el nino? well I'm el negro! now come on down here and let me tap that ass'

Ice Cube Next Friday

PorkSoda 03-04-2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 2441299)
"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."

From "True Lies."

There's a line in Borat where hes watching Pamela Anderson and he says "This CJ is like no other girl. She has the asshole of a 7 year old."

But for me, the worst line, is from Trolls 2 where the guy is like "Theyre eating her. Then theyre going to eat me. OH MY GAAAAAWD."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Juan 03-05-2009 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkSoda (Post 2455682)

:rofl:

Dave Youell 03-06-2009 03:34 PM

The Da Vinci Code

Tom Hanks: Quick! I need to get to a library

Chuck Jones 03-07-2009 09:26 PM

Gone Baby gone (Ben Affleck's directorial debut)

"Bitches love the Cheddar!"

WestNZ 03-08-2009 07:42 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

stupid girl from Texas chainsaw massacre laughing her head off about 10 seconds after some crazy dude was cutting her up with a knife

Fignuts 03-08-2009 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck Jones (Post 2458811)
Gone Baby gone (Ben Affleck's directorial debut)

"Bitches love the Cheddar!"

Chuck Jones, young man about town.

Alan The Rapist 03-12-2009 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz (Post 2455647)
From that cinematic gem known as House of the Dead:

Generic hero: You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Villain: To live forever!


You don't say.

Hahaha I buried as much memory of that movie as possible. That exchange is amazing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krimzon7 (Post 2455681)
'you ever heard of el nino? well I'm el negro! now come on down here and let me tap that ass'

Ice Cube Next Friday

That doesn't even make sense :lol:

Wolfpack423 03-23-2009 12:48 PM

The X-Men quote I definitely agree with. I thought at the very least besides that the characters should have worn their outfits from the animated series which is probably the X-Men's most recognizable series besides the comics of course.

WestNZ 03-23-2009 07:05 PM

Its a matter of life and death.

From one of those scary movies where the guy convinces the chick to play with his nob. Shit dude, use a better excuse next time


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