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Xero 02-28-2009 12:07 PM
Worst Promos/Lines of All Time.
 
Videos are a plus.

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Kane86 02-28-2009 12:27 PM
Anything Xero posts..........

Hanso Amore 02-28-2009 12:28 PM
I love how Kev and Scott just start laughing.

Hanso Amore 02-28-2009 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane86 (Post 2451065)
Anything Xero posts..........
God, you are so fucking worthless

Kane86 02-28-2009 12:29 PM
NO you fucking are just because I don't kiss up to him like you do. That makes me 10 times better than you. I would love to meet have the shit talkers on here in public.

Xero 02-28-2009 12:30 PM
Speaking of shit...

Kane86 02-28-2009 12:35 PM
You know if someone cut your throat. I would love to stand there and watch you die.................. Then we just got to get someone to do it to Lux and were half way there.

Xero 02-28-2009 12:41 PM
How do you know I'm not already dead? Maybe I'm posting from beyond the grave. Maybe I got AIDS and died (because, you know, I'm a homo and all) but my life's work, posting on a message board, was not done, and I have to stay here until it's closed.

Ever think of that? Huh?

GD 02-28-2009 12:44 PM
Xero don't waste your time jobbing to the biggest jobber of all times.

Xero 02-28-2009 12:45 PM
It's a past time for me.

GD 02-28-2009 12:51 PM
With reference to the thread, Smackdown's resident #1 announcer Funaki spat some lines on Cena on one episode of Velocity and it was ridiculous.

Fox 02-28-2009 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero (Post 2451077)
How do you know I'm not already dead? Maybe I'm posting from beyond the grave. Maybe I got AIDS and died (because, you know, I'm a homo and all) but my life's work, posting on a message board, was not done, and I have to stay here until it's closed.

Ever think of that? Huh?
If you have those kinds of powers you should be solving mysteries and shit like Ghostwriter instead of posting on TPWW, you selfish fuck.

Rammsteinmad 02-28-2009 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 2451083)
With reference to the thread, Smackdown's resident #1 announcer Funaki spat some lines on Cena on one episode of Velocity and it was ridiculous.
Post a video.

Xero 02-28-2009 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox (Post 2451088)
If you have those kinds of powers you should be solving mysteries and shit like Ghostwriter instead of posting on TPWW, you selfish fuck.
I'm lazy, not selfish.

GD 02-28-2009 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 2451110)
Post a video.
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Jeritron 02-28-2009 03:40 PM
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Storer50 02-28-2009 04:11 PM
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Butch 03-01-2009 05:56 AM
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Juan 03-01-2009 06:02 AM
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My Final Heaven 03-04-2009 04:01 PM
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Mooияakeя™ 03-04-2009 04:06 PM
I answer the above with the ultimate answer.

Let's see what Booker things of Hogan...

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Mr. Nerfect 03-05-2009 12:21 AM
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Armageddon."
"Armageddon who?"
"Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title!"

Funaki is greatness.

Jeritron 03-05-2009 01:28 AM
If it's greatness why are you posting it in this thread?

Mooияakeя™ 03-05-2009 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2456013)
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Armageddon."
"Armageddon who?"
"Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title!"

Funaki is greatness.
It ain't worth shit if there's no vid!

I would like to see one.

Rollermacka 03-05-2009 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2451702)
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Gotta love Stiener's promos
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The sad thing is I dont think even Rick knows what his brother's talkin about

Mr. Monday Morning 03-05-2009 03:29 PM
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KICK YOUR LEG OUT OF YOUR LEG

NeanderCarl 03-05-2009 10:33 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about generally bad interviews and catchphrases, not innocent faux pas and stumbles.

How about this Kurt Angle quote...

"I hope the US loses the war in Iraq. While I'm at it, I think the greatest country in the world is France. Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of the black people. And if I could go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out is Jesus."

I know it was kinda meta cheap heat, but it was still cheap heat.

Destor 03-05-2009 11:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Storer50 (Post 2451239)
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He said Gabe Batista, but lol

Destor 03-05-2009 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollermacka (Post 2456551)
Gotta love Stiener's promos
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The sad thing is I dont think even Rick knows what his brother's talkin about
That was a really good promo.

Lock Jaw 03-05-2009 11:14 PM
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SO CLEVER.

Lock Jaw 03-05-2009 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Class Act Carl (Post 2456906)
I thought this thread was going to be about generally bad interviews and catchphrases, not innocent faux pas and stumbles.

How about this Kurt Angle quote...

"I hope the US loses the war in Iraq. While I'm at it, I think the greatest country in the world is France. Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of the black people. And if I could go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out is Jesus."

I know it was kinda meta cheap heat, but it was still cheap heat.
That was a good promo, not a bad promo:

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NeanderCarl 03-05-2009 11:36 PM
Didn't mention the promo. I mentioned the cheap heat at the start. Which is what it was, even if it was disguised as "knowingly cheap heat".

The Mackem 03-06-2009 03:30 AM
You know, the genius behind Scott Steiner is that you don't know if his promos are good or bad. I tend to think he can cut a really good promo.

Bad Company 03-07-2009 02:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destor (Post 2456936)
That was a really good promo.
Agreed, that was awesome.


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