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SmackDown! Captions - 02/27/09
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Smark: I'm going to watch SmackDown! tonight. At least Cena won't be *flip*................................................... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/055.jpg -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKK! |
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The Ref wanted to be Hulk Hogan, but he left his orange tanning oil at home. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/022.jpg Kozlov didn't understand the concept of the Camel Clutch. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg Jeff Hardy - Dyke About Town |
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MVP's failed attempt at using Shelton Benjamin as a marionette. |
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In an effort to reduce lawsuits by disabled people....WWE has hired a deaf Cameraman to sign while filming a match. |
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John Cena decides to let his imaginary friend cut a promo for him. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/007.jpg Most people would have a little difficulty wrestling with another man's head lodged up their rectum, but then, Primo wasn't most people. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/009.jpg Tragedy struck when an unsuspecting fan opened the airlock door, and the two wrestlers were sucked into the vacuum of space. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/013.jpg Thankfully, Carlito was able to activate his magnetic boots and pull himself up to the ceiling. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/017.jpg Taker took Kozlov's threat of a purple-nurple very seriously. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/018.jpg Vladimir lives up to his Romanian namesake by baring his fangs, and taking a huge bite into Taker's neck. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/019.jpg There's a long and complicated story as to how Taker's foot got glued to Kozlov's face, but it's best to not get into it right now. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/021.jpg Everything had been going the Undertaker's way until he stepped on that banana peel Kozlov left on the apron. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/022.jpg Taker's new "human bean-bag chair" gimmick wasn't quite getting over like they had hoped. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg It's nice to see WWE is letting the homeless wrestle. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/052.jpg I don't know who keeps clowning around with the airlock, but they'd better stop. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/053.jpg John Cena carries out a daring rescue, swinging down from his invisible helicopter to pull Big Show to safety. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/055.jpg Big Show catches Cena off-guard with an Ultimo Dragon style springboard moonsault. |
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Jeff: I am telling you Matt, Shawty's boobies were this low. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/035.jpg Shelton: No no Chavo! USA is that side. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/039.jpg PG BUTTSEX TIME! |
Hardy Family Problems - Episode One: Sandcastle
http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/027.jpg Jeff: Matt, this has eaten me up inside for too long now. I have to clear my conscience. When I was five...I destroyed your sand castle while you swam in the sea... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/028.jpg Matt: Matt Manor? It was you?!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/029.jpg Matt: You said it was an Octopus? You bastard! *SMACK* I've hunted for that octopus for years! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/030.jpg Matt: Damnit Jeff, all those months out alone at sea! Jeff: I deserved that... CUE THEME MUSIC |
Classic shit Mackhem! Good one.
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Vickie Guerrero: Master Magician
http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/003.jpg Vickie: Before we begin, this is my beatiful blonde haired assistant - Edge. Now Cena, oh my God what is that behind you? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg Cena: Over there? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/005.jpg Vickie: Yeah John, quick before it gets you!! Edge: Oh my GOD! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/001.jpg Cena: Ok guys but you better not be messing with me http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/006.jpg Smug Vickie: It's MAGIC! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/001.jpg Cena: She be a witch or something?!!! |
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Jeff: I am telling you brother Matt, I did have sexual intercourse with Amy. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/029.jpg Matt: PICS OR GTFO! :mad: |
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MVP prepares to give Shelton surprise buttsecks. EDIT: Dammit Guru Dave! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/057.jpg Ref: Can I get in on the "Point to a douche" gimmick? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/058.jpg Ref: Please??? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/008.jpg Left Twin: Carlito did that to you? Right Twin: Yup. Left Twin: Damn, I picked the wrong brother. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg Quote:
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Narrator: Last time on Dragon Ball 'E! MVP spent the entire episode powering up a Spirit Bomb! Only there were two balls of energy instead of one; because he's straight up, ballin', yo. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg Narrator: And two unlikely allies joined forces to defeat the evil forces of evil! John Cena: Fu... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/042.jpg MVP: ...sion http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/008.jpg John Cena and MVP: HA! *Poof* Female on Left: Whoa, that ain't right. Better try the earrings. Female on Right: Speak for yourself! Narrator: Tonight! On DRAGON...BALL...'E!: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pce7888RpNA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pce7888RpNA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/002.jpg I swear, Cena, by the end of this night, I'll have taught you a lesson. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/003.jpg Vickie Guerrero: And why is he going to achieve that? Because he's "Orlando By Weeknight's MPI -- Most Published Individual -- 2009." Edge: And how do you get such great heat again? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/001.jpg John Cena just realised that someone editted his shirt so it says "HIR," an attemptive play on the word "her," and a rib on his sexuality by one of the guys. John Cena: Jesus Christ...even I am funny than that. Poopy. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/010.jpg Making the women wait outside, while doing the splits over another male? I swear -- wrestling isn't gay. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/011.jpg Aaron Mahoney: I swear, man -- her tits...*groaning noise as he air fondles* The Miz: Yes! Yes! Tell me more! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/012.jpg Aaron Mahoney: ...And then she grabbed my penis like this, and stretched! Primo: What the fuck, man?!?! We're trying to work a match here! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/013.jpg Carlito's new raver gimmick ended in tragedy, where he got mesmerised by the pretty lights near the titantron, and didn't bother to fully rotate on his back suplex counter. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/009.jpg John Morrison proved once and for all how awesome he is, by casually resting by one arm on the top rope and still managing to beat Primo. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/014.jpg The Colons may have lost the match via pinfall, but they still retained the titles based on having complimenting attire. I swear, wrestling isn't gay. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/015.jpg Carlito revealed the sad psychology truth behind his Backstabber finisher...a long insecure battle with backne. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/016.jpg Vladimir Kozlov may not be undefeated anymore, but he still has his left nipple hair to get him heat. Crowd: WAX YOUR NIPPLES! *Clap-clap, clap-clap-clap* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/019.jpg Charles Robinson realises the horror of what could be if The Undertaker boots anymore talent out of Vladimir Kozlov. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/020.jpg Gee, cameraman, now might not be the best time to motion to Vladimir Kozlov that you love him. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/022.jpg It was sort of out of character for Vladimir Kozlov to slap his boots mid-match and point out that they are pretty because they have a star on them. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/023.jpg Yes, it was the best match Vladimir Kozlov had ever had, but it was also The Undertaker's worst. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/006.jpg This is your idea of a threesome? I swear -- wrestling isn't gay. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/029.jpg Matt Hardy: Jeff, I haven't even slapped you yet. And you're moving your face the wrong way! INSIDE CRADLE! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg Jeff Hardy actually got massive heat for walking in front of the screen showing a massive game of Space Invaders. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/026.jpg Matt Hardy: I am evil heel. Grrr! *clenches fists* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/027.jpg Jeff Hardy: But don't you see, you really hurt my feelings. Nope, wrestling = not gay. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/028.jpg Matt Hardy's heel turn wasn't going exactly as expected. Matt: Pull my finger... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/030.jpg Jeff Hardy: ...Oh God! That is fucking putrid! Matt Hardy: And that's why they call me "The Black Cloud." Jeff Hardy: Fuck man, see a doctor. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/031.jpg Coming out sweaty before your match starts? I swear -- wrestling REALLY isn't gay. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/032.jpg Most agree that Chavo Guerrero's new "Art Warr" gimmick was even more disrespectful to Art Barr than his "Kerwin White" gimmick was to the Guerrero family. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/035.jpg Shelton Benjamin forced Chavo Guerrero to look at a picture of himself from six years ago, and to Chavo's horror, his hair did fall out. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/034.jpg Marty Elias: And Big Foot was all walking across when the picture was taken -- like this... Chavo Guerrero: Fuck man, give it a rest, please. That shit is how many years ago? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/036.jpg Marty Elias: FUCK YOU, CHAVO! FUCK YOU FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BIG FOOT IMPERSONATION! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERYTHING!!! Crowd: :| http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/037.jpg Two adult males realising their love for each other, and then proceeding to make love on the announce table? Truthfully, wrestling isn't gay! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/038.jpg Tazz has been dropping acid before the show, so he naturally freaked out when he thought Chavo Guerrero's boots -- which he believed to literally be on fire -- came his way. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/040.jpg Shelton Benjamin: Didn't avoid getting kicked in the face by *that* much... MVP: Die, bitch! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/047.jpg Big Show forced John Cena to look at a picture of himself six years ago, and to Cena's horror, he did become good. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/049.jpg And you heard Vladimir Kozlov botched the snake eyes...these guys weren't even in the ring! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/052.jpg Big Show: I used to be able to do a moonsault! I swear! John Cena: Well, fuck, man! Now's not the time to try again! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/051.jpg Big Show: Is that good? John Cena: Oh, yeah! That's the spot! Chad Patton: *Groans* Fuck yeah. WRESTLING...IS...NOT...GAY! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/053.jpg John Cena: OK, you had a turn, well now it's mine. Moonsault! Oh fuck! Big Show: You're a dick. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/054.jpg Thank God! Someone finally had the brains to hit the self-destruct button on Cena's belt buckle! Who would have thought it would be Big Show? If you thought this was going to be a "wrestling is not gay" caption, by the way, I feel sorry for you. There is no way this could possibly be misconstrued as being gay. Because wrestling is not gay. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/055.jpg Big Show: I told you I could do a moonsault! John Cena: Dude, I'm flipping you forward...you're doing nothing. Big Show: Don't make me moonsault you, bitch! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/057.jpg Alright, the Knockout Punch I could believe, but the Finger Puppet Death Ray? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/058.jpg *Teaches lesson* Edge: ...And that's why you always leave a note. |
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