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Wrestling "Real World"
Ok, you get 11 wrestlers to live in a house, 7 guys 4 girls. Pick your ridiculous cast...
All living people |
1. Balls Mahoney
2. Sandman 3. JBL 4. Low Ki 5. Sting 6. Ric Flair 7. Scott Hall 8. Mae Young 9. Chyna 10. Kelly Kelly Kelly 11. Mickie James I'd predict a fight between Low Ki and JBL within 20 minutes, and a Sandman/Hall drinking contest...plus the hot tub hook up of Mae Young and Flair |
Men:
Iron Sheik Brock Lesnar Bob Backlund Sid Bubba Ray Dudley Goldust Randy Orton Women: Chyna Harvina Whippleman Luna Vachon Ashley |
could have 20 minutes of Ashley in the kitchen complaining of hunger pains
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Hulk Hogan (Would get a bedroom to himself, makes the rules, probably call the show 'Hogan's House')
James ‘The Sandman’ Fullington (Would tear it up with Hall, be hilarious) Scott Hall (See Sandman) The Iron Shiek (Fucking loon) JBL (Ribs, general causing trouble-ness) Randy Savage (See Iron Shiek) New Jack (Might just wind up shooting JBL on TV) Joanie ‘Chyna’ Laurer (Desperate) Missy Hyatt (See Chyna) Tammy Lynn Sytch (See Chyna) Maryse Oullett (:naughty:) |
The Great Khali
Goldust Santino Umaga Booker Nash Big Daddy V (a.k.a. "Big Vis") Mickie Beth Michelle McCool Arielle (Kevin Thorn's gf) |
Poor Maryse.
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I swear I've done a thread or 3 similar to this, about old wrestlers and their inherent fucked upedness being on a reality show together...
Roddy Piper Iron Sheik Randy Savage Bret Hart Scott Hall Jimmy Snuka Jake Roberts Chyna Wendi Richter Shelly Martinez Tammy Lynn Sytch |
Randy Savage
Bubba Ray Dudley Shawn Michaels Santino Marella Jeff Jarrett New Jack Scott Hall Shelly Martinez Beulah Luna Vachon Lita |
Orton
Hogan Savage CM Punk Scott Hall HHH X-pac Lita That Amy Girl from the Cabinet Girl that got her bag "shitted. in. Trish |
CM Punk
Rob Van Dam Scott Hall DDP Chris Jericho Big Show John Morrison Torrie Wilson Stacy Kiebler Trish Stratus Maria |
Where do I put Nicole Bass?
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Bret Hart
Shawn Micheals Scott Hall Jake "The Snake" Roberts Koko B Ware Goldust DDP Maria Dawn Marie Chyna Maryse |
Bret Hart
Shawn Michaels Shane Douglas Ric Flair Mick Foley Hulk Hogan Steve Austin Francine Dawn Marie Michelle McCool |
if you have Dawn Marie in there, Francine is a must. They would rip each other apart
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Non-Kayfabe:
Stone Cold Steve Austin Mick Foley Bret Hart Shawn Michaels Sandman JBL Ultimate Warrior Chyna Lita Francine Dawn Marie Kayfabe: Edge Undertaker Dude Love JBL Goldust Gangrel Randy Orton Chyna Beth Phoenix Francine Dawn Marie |
Iron Sheik
Orlando Jordan Paul London JBL Kamala X-Pac Sunny Nicole Bass Layla Sable |
Hogan
Warrior Russo Flair Iron Sheik Shane Douglas Savage Sable Tammy Sytch Francine Chyna |
Bret Hart
Shawn Michaels Triple H Hogan Warrior Edge Matt Hardy Chyna Beth Lita Trish |
Triple H
Shawn Michaels Kevin Nash Scott Hall Sean Waltman Al Snow Mick Foley Stephanie McMahon Melina Torrie Wilson Trish Stratus |
<font color=goldenrod>Hulk Hogan
Randy Savage Ric Flair Shane Douglas Honky Tonk Man Santino Marella Colin Delaney Francine Dawn Marie Sable Rico</font> :shifty: |
rico, wtf
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Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy Tommy Dreamer Sandman Shane Douglas RVD New Jack Trish Stratus Beth Phoenix Melina Mickie James |
They should do this and have it be the "off season"
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And when it gets better ratings than Raw, goodbye wrestling, hello WWE Real World Road Rules Challenge!
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and The Miz gets the last laugh
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Stone Cold
Santino Umaga Sid Kane Eugene Gillberg Lita Sable Chyna Sunny |
Muta
Sting Goldberg Kurt angle Nash Hall MIchaels Mike Routunda Matt hardy Edge Lita Karen Angle Rhaka kahn CHYNA That would equal ratings!!!! |
1. Scott Hall
2. Balls Mahoney 3. Iron Sheik 4. Sandman 5. Roddy Piper 6. Jake Roberts 7. Sean Waltman 8. Luna Vachon 9. Sunny 10. Chyna 11. Francine |
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