Speculate the Relationship: Undertaker/The Druids
 

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This week we take you to the Dark Side to ask the question everyone wants to know: what is the relationship between the Undertaker and his druids? We first saw the druids at Summerslam '94 when they they brought the double-wide, double-deep casket to and from the ring. Our best glimpse into the druid lifestyle may be during Taker's Ministry of Darkness days, where he very publicly made known the identities of his at the time druids, i.e. the Ministry. We saw them doing evil tasks ranging from hanging the Big Bossman to crucifying Stone Cold to kidnapping the bosses daughter.

Now Taker is back to using anonymous druids and their role has reverted back to torch/casket bearer. Why the change? And how does one become a druid? Is it still through means of sacrifice? Does Taker pay them out of pocket, or are they WWE employees that he is guarenteed as part of his contract? Where do druids shop? As a bonus, you can speculate the relationship between the druids. Are they allowed to talk to one another about how Taker goes old school on them if they drop the torch?

Thanks to Jeritron for this suggestion.

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They hold hands and push each other on swingsets.

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I won't go into graphic detail for our younger visitors, but I think that the druids apply this to their anus before the "relationship" gets underway.

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I'm forced to think that the Druids felt more than a little slighted by the Ministry

and then he flat out left them out to dry as the American Badass.

I'm pretty sure there are harbored, unresolved feelings between the Druids and their boss. I think Druid #14 is looking to usurp Taker, by costing him his match tonight.

druids my arse

I think that the Druids are just guys doing what they have to do to get by.

Undertaker, unline the WWE, has them down as full-time employees, with fantastic health benefits, paid vacation and travel expenses (up to a pre-determined dollar amount) and a superb retirement package - including a burial plan.

Druids are skilled at firefighting. One seems to be very apt with a fire extinguisher at WM20. I'm baffled how he never used them in a fued with Kane

But Taker gets their souls, so it's not the greatest gig in the world.

You do NOT know what he does with those souls. Let's just say that Ass-Cream is NOT involved.

That's because Darth Vader has no need to make 8 different "preparations" for any given situation. He either kills you with his breath, his light-saber, or he goes down in a blaze of glory.

Yeah, but Taker getting their souls is a whole lot better than giving them to McMahon. :shifty: