There needs to be more physically deformed wrestlers.
 

KYR reminded me of Zach Gowen. There were so many spots and possible angles with just that missing leg it was ridiculous.

Basically, I want to see more physically deformed wrestlers. For example, I want to see a wrestler with no arms who uses headbutts as his main arsenal. It would also negate a good portion of possible of offense against him. He would be the UnPedigreeable!

How about you? What kind of freak show should wrestling bring in?

A blind wrestler. Buyrates would skyrocket

Or how about a deaf guy? The Titantron can show him when the bell rings to start the match, and can visibly show the ref's counts.

:rofl:

No arms.

That would mean he could not succumb to:
Hip Toss
Arm Drag (obviously)
Irish Whip
Unprettier
Pump-Handle Slam
Rock Bottom
Arm Bar
Hammer Lock
Master Lock (Full Nelson)
Twist of Fate
Crippler Cross Face
619
Any Randy Orton Rest Hold

Rock Bottom would be more like a really awkward hug.

Actually Kerry von Erich did OK for someone missing a foot.

http://www.fulmersbelly.com/img/johncena.jpg

Oh wait...:shifty:

Arm Bar.

If I were a wrestler, I'd be called the MenoKnight and I would demand that all my matches take place in the dark because I don't believe in electricity. It would get tremendous heat.

Umm... headlock?

Show off.

Pedigree????

Vince would never hire anyone who couldn't job to HHH :roll:

Xero already mentioned the Pedigree.

Try and keep up OK? :roll:

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I read his post like 3 times to start with and still missed it.

:foc:

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A wrestler that can't talk



[joke]

Vince McMahon: Can't... Talk?
Khali: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
Steiner: HUH!?
Hornswoggle: UH! UHUH! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Umaga: :|

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Just because he can SPEAK doesn't mean he can TALK.

Everyone says "physically deformed" like it's a bad thing?
How about a big ass strong man with four arms, or a guy with a robot arm?



Credit where credit is due- I had a conversation at work today that was simply "Who would win a fight? Goro from Mortal Kombat or Spencer from Bionic Commando?"

Clearly the answer is John Cena :shifty:

Someone with a majorly deformed back (hunchback?) which would keep them from being pinned traditionally since their shoulders would never be on the mat.

Didn't they do that gimmick in WCW?

Yeah, wasn't that in the Wrestlecrap book? The same guy that played the Friar character

The same guy that played Bastion Booger?

They wouldn't have a leg to stand on in the title picture

Let's not limit to physicality. Mentally challenged or just plain wrong will do. Let's think out of the box. Let's thing Vince russo style.

What about a raping paedo guy?

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A guy with a wife as a manager, but he cheats on her with other divas.

Oh wait, I guess Edge did that.

How about an alcoholic? Not like Sandman or Steve Austin, but someone whose performance is affected by their alcoholism?

Oh wait, I guess Hawk and Scott Hall both did that.

What about a guy with Kuato from Total Recall growing out of him? You could make him the manager, and give advice during the match, or make it so the dude AND Kuato had to pinned elimination-style. And while we're on the subject of Total Recall:

^FIXED.^

Added more for freaky wankers.

There were rumours floating around the IWC that this was going to be CM Punk's gimmick when he got called up from OVW. I'm guessing some TPWWers would argue that it would've at least made him interesting.

LOL, that's right. Forgot about that.

Double Arm DDT...