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screech 04-15-2009 02:19 PM
Uhh...what?
 
I hate pulling stuff from the front page, but this caught my eye.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Front Page
Hogan tells Rolling Stone, “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
Fuckin hell, Terry. This is some fucked up shit.

The MAC 04-15-2009 02:23 PM
hogan is planning a murder like its a wrestling storyline :

SPOILER: hogan kills wife and her boytoy

#BROKEN Hasney 04-15-2009 02:24 PM
WHO CARES WHAT THIS TOPIC IS ABOUT, MORRISON TO SMACKDOWN

The MAC 04-15-2009 02:27 PM
SPOILER: HOGAN KILLS WIFE AND BOYTOY...THEN ISSUES CHALLENGE TO WRESTLE MORRISON AT WRESTLMANIA26 (if vince gets him out of jail)

thedamndest 04-15-2009 02:54 PM
"Authorities arrived on the scene to find Hulk Hogan, covered in the blood of his wife and her 19-year-old lover, engaged in some sort of posedown. The bodies had been propped up against the Hogans' Escalade while Hogan did various flexes and pointed to himself and non-existant audience members. Neighbors say this had been going on for nearly seven hours, and would have phoned the police, but could not be drawn away from the posedown."

The MAC 04-15-2009 03:00 PM
Detectives say at this point they consider the murder weapon to be :the finger poke of doom

Krimzon7 04-15-2009 03:15 PM
Now Listen! This ain't no make believe!

Rammsteinmad 04-15-2009 03:18 PM
Hogan would get away with murder too because he would refuse to job to the justice system.

Nicky Fives 04-15-2009 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 2503406)
Hogan would get away with murder too because he would refuse to job to the justice system.
ROFL..... it's funny, cuz it's true

thedamndest 04-15-2009 03:55 PM
Hogan is acquitted when Justice is DQ'ed by a Papa Shango run in.

Fox 04-15-2009 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2503476)
Hogan is acquitted when Justice is DQ'ed by a Papa Shango run in.
Hogan tried the flash-paper in the eyes gag on her, only to realize that Justice is already blind.

The MAC 04-15-2009 04:22 PM
heres the finish I would book the finish

hogan puts the kid in the sleeper. The coroner arrives and picks the kids hand up and lets it fall 3 times : yup. he's dead.

fink: here is your winner and MURDER...HULK HOOOOGANNNNNNNNN

mike adamle 04-15-2009 04:28 PM
i like it all besides the ending

fink would have to say "here is your winner and murderer... THE IMMORTALLLLLLLL HULK HOOOOOGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

gotta have the immortal

Jeritron 04-15-2009 04:54 PM
Morrison to Smackdown.

Xero 04-15-2009 05:21 PM
What, no bibles?

Mooияakeя™ 04-15-2009 05:35 PM
No bibles, but ABSSSSS

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackd...photos/102.jpg

Xero 04-15-2009 05:36 PM
Maybe he'd grind their faces on Morrison's abs.

Jeritron 04-15-2009 06:04 PM
They'd burn to death from the intense radiating light before they even reached the abs.

McLegend 04-15-2009 06:37 PM
This is the dumbest thing Hogan has ever said.

Wow

KayfabeMan 04-15-2009 07:43 PM
Nice.

Go Hogan.

Juan 04-15-2009 07:44 PM
The ultimate no no

FourFifty 04-15-2009 08:10 PM
THE MAN GRATES CHEESE ON HIS ABS AND PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOGAN!?!?!

sulzerdrone 04-15-2009 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2503701)
THE MAN GRATES CHEESE ON HIS ABS AND PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOGAN!?!?!
If he followed through, it would be the first time since early NWO that I marked for Hogan. :D

FourFifty 04-15-2009 08:34 PM
.............wait, what?
Lemme see if we're on the same page here.... I was talking about Morrison grating cheese on his abs, and I'm astounded with the idea that people are talking about Hogan.
Are you saying you want to see Hogan grate cheese on his abs?

sulzerdrone 04-15-2009 08:36 PM
Ummmmmmm..... Sure?

KayfabeMan 04-15-2009 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 2503719)
Are you saying you want to see Hogan grate cheese on his abs?
Hogan will grate the cheese on his abs, and then use it for........

http://headlinerdiners.com/images/HogansPastamania.jpg

7spike 04-16-2009 11:13 AM
If there was any doubt Hogan was crazy... it ends here...!

Is it wrong that I think his master plan is to Hogan Legdrop his targets?

DAMN iNATOR 04-16-2009 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KayfabeMan (Post 2503730)
Hogan will grate the cheese on his abs, and then use it for........

http://headlinerdiners.com/images/HogansPastamania.jpg
Chef Boyardee would sue for gimmick infringement methinks.

screech 04-16-2009 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Front Page, among other places
Hulk Hogan’s PR representative, Elizabeth Rosenthal has made the following statement to E! News: “Hulk Hogan in no way condones the O.J. situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation.”
I really can't see that flying here.

McLegend 04-16-2009 02:49 PM
Brother

Xero 04-16-2009 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 2504347)
Brother
/thread

Damian Rey 04-16-2009 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox (Post 2503491)
Hogan tried the flash-paper in the eyes gag on her, only to realize that Justice is already blind.
:lol::rofl:

Gerard 04-16-2009 04:02 PM
Quote:
“Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future,” Linda said in a statement released today. “Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates.”

She actually calls him "Hulk". :wtf:

Mooияakeя™ 04-16-2009 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard (Post 2504421)
She actually calls him "Hulk". :wtf:
http://www.uefa.com/ml/images/player.../250003325.jpg

Xero 04-16-2009 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard (Post 2504421)
She actually calls him "Hulk". :wtf:
Well, since this is probably a work, why wouldn't she?

Surprised Hogan doesn't call her "Lindster".

FourFifty 04-16-2009 07:01 PM
I bet he calls her "fucking money grubbing whore" now.

Krimzon7 04-17-2009 01:58 AM
Wait Wait WAIT!!! I'm expecting more discussion around ABS, cheese, and radiating light.

Volare 04-17-2009 07:14 AM
Joey Abs?

Xero 04-17-2009 09:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krimzon7 (Post 2505070)
Wait Wait WAIT!!! I'm expecting more discussion around ABS, cheese, and radiating light.
Morrison's Abs have more talent than Hogan's entire body and every shit he's ever took combined.

sulzerdrone 04-18-2009 05:32 AM
That really doesn't say all that much for Morrison's abs...


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