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Why a feud between Captain Charisma and The Heartbreak Kid wouldn't work...
Shawn Michaels would never hit a Christian.
*RETRO JOKE* |
Deja vu
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Post some wrestling jokes in here?
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Christian is the man.
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Why did John Cena's store close down?
Because Cena can't sell! I made that joke after Wrestlemania 23 and got a standing boovation. |
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lol...... the Chriatian one is hilarious.... we need some more jokes.....
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I originally made this joke around 2003 or so (but instead of 'Captain Charima' and 'The Heartbreak Kid' I said 'CLB' and 'HBK') and I think that remains my most positively reputationed post to this very day.
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Does Edge's first title reign count as a joke?
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Then there's always the cynics who come and ruin everyone's fun.
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Don't be such a pussy.
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause Hogan's going over instead weyyyyyyyyyyyy |
Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
He didn't. He stepped off the kerb and tore his quad! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :lol: :shifty: |
WTF:
Question:- Why didn't Paul London refuse to go in with the rated R superstar, Edge. Answer:- He changed the R to G and the G standed for gay. Paul London didn't find out what was Edge going to do with him if he stood in the ring more than 12 seconds. from Smallsfam4 :wtf: |
That joke almost negates my will to live
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For the record I found that on a website... but it's so fucked up I had to post it.
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Good joke.
On a sadder note however, the WWE would never let Christian feud with Shawn Michaels because they don't consider Christian to be a big enough star. Truly amazing how the WWE have pissed away Christian so far.....and some of the dumbasses on here actually support the WWE putting Christian on ECW. Fucking amazing. :n: |
I am hereby banning jokes involving Paul London and Edge from this thread. Paul London OR Edge is fine, BUT NOT BOTH. :mad:
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This one time I was in the copy room at my work with this chick. So I shut off the lights and yelled "You can't see me"
Then I raped her. |
That's it, Gertner. Give me your address. You wouldn't say that joke to my face.
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lol
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Think I came across the same website as rammsteinmad up there. Some of them are mind blowing
question : Why is undertaker a dead man in the USA? answer: Because he is a cock in a bottle with a grave lol - Q:what happens when u cook mark henry. A:U get meat patties. - Vince Mcmahon is walking somewhere and one kid says...look at that walk... and another one says you have to be triple jointed to pull that off. - Q:Y is john cena gay A:Cus stone cold said so - Question: No one in the U.S cares for or likes the pujambie retard known as the "so called great" Khali and no one can understand what he says and no one speaks retarded or understands the retard language so why dosn't he do us all a favor and goes back to his pujamie land of india Answer: Cause no one likes him there eather he don't belong anywhere he needs to get off of planet earth and go back to the planet where he's from Jupiter ps hope u like my wrestling joke From: Cena's biggest fan/Lover aka member of Cena's awesome chain gang Nikie Cena aka Nikie Tikka - Joke: why did matt hardy cross the road? answers: because he didn't want to die - Q WHY HAVE SHAWN MICHEALS BEN LOESING? A CAUSE YOU GOT STAND BESIDE HIM OR UNDER HIM FOR HIM TO SEE YOU - what do cryme time and batman have in common? They both like robin! (lol at this one btw) I feel like these are some variety of ultra smarks and these are flying straight over my head. |
lol ps hope u like my wrestling joke
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That Cryme Tyme one was mildly cute. The others ones are all extremely hilarious, though. That delivery on the Khali one is second to none.
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i also appreciate the fact that the khali joke came with with the comedian's official title and full name
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What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?
You can't Sashimi! |
What did John Cena tell the Mad Hatter?
YOU CAN'T TEA ME! |
ok i think i've found the worst ones yet because they come with these amazing explanations:
What is a wrestling fan's favourite Sean Connery film? The Rock (The Rock was a wrestler but the film is about a hostage situation in Alacatraz, which has the nickname "the rock") Which wrestler can be used for stimulation of the anus during sexual intercourse while he's strangling his retarded son to death? Chris Ben Wa (Benoit)! :nono: I say I say I say, my wife's run off to the caribbean. Jamaica? No but John Cena! (saw her) |
I'm not even sure how to feel about that Chris Benoit one.
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What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?
I'm straight, Edge |
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June 16, 2008
Q:Y is john cena gay A:Cus stone cold said so from: Skullz A.K.A HBK 4life nice |
Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)! ― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:45 (9 months ago) Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet? A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)! |
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What is Sid's favorite pick-up line?
"May I shit here?" |
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