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Choviko Man 05-24-2009 11:33 AM

Nick Carter
 
where is he? i think he longer a backstreet boy. he leave band to become a single singer. but i wanting to to no where is he?

G 05-24-2009 11:41 AM

He's chained up in my basement.

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 11:44 AM

i no basement but what are the meaning of a chained up?

DrA 05-24-2009 01:09 PM

Ain't no party like a Nick Carter party because a Nick Carter party don't stop.

Triple Naitch 05-24-2009 01:11 PM

Didn't his brother beat Shaq in 1 on 1?

Hornicane 05-24-2009 01:14 PM

He'll tell you all about how he beat Shaq.

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 01:27 PM

what is a shaq?

bigdaddysuperfreak 05-24-2009 01:29 PM

It where you were born.

Triple Naitch 05-24-2009 01:34 PM

Shaq is a magical, mythical negro who stands at over 25 feet tall and weighs in at over 1,000 pounds.

Interesting Facts on Shaq.

  • "Shaq once used a live rattle snake as a condom!"
  • "Shaq's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."
  • "His poop is considered currency in Argentina."
  • "I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury."
  • "Did I ever tell you about the time Shaq took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Shaq takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half—until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Shaq yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"
  • "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
  • "He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"
  • "The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Shaq... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men."
  • "He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies."
  • "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
  • "He used to shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe."
  • "He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
  • "They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Shaq talk in his sleep."
  • "Did I ever tell you about the time Shaq went hunting? Shaq decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."
  • "We once had a bachelor party for Shaq. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
  • "Shaq named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that."
  • "If you drop a phonograph needle on Shaq's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
  • "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He entered him in the Indy 500.The kid wrecked and died. Shaq said it would've happened sometime."
  • "He breastfeeds John Madden!"
  • "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
  • "He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
  • "His first name is Bill!"
  • "All the Yes album covers are Shaq's family photos."
  • "He once breastfed an injured flamingo back to health."

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 01:35 PM

i needs to see his.

Triple Naitch 05-24-2009 01:42 PM

This is a picture of Shaq in elementary school with his 1st Grade teacher

http://blog.nj.com/newarkguide_impac...large_shaq.jpg


This is Shaq along with his first born son immediately after the birth. Shaq's wife died during the childbirth.
http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/200...aq_580x435.jpg

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 01:48 PM

why is he steal ball from white older person. he has one. his son? are you sure. because he has a cloth on and has hair below lippies.

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 01:49 PM

people not helping the white man. poor guy. what happens to his?

Triple Naitch 05-24-2009 01:51 PM

People in Shaq's family are born with a small amount of facial hair and medium sized afros.

The cloth was conceived shortly before the birth and is made of Shaq's pubic hairs sewn together by Shaq's birth mother.

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 01:56 PM

that is a strange

Choviko Man 05-24-2009 01:58 PM

i see brown police man in back. he not help white man as he white. this is a racist. how does son of shaq look now?

Hornicane 05-24-2009 01:58 PM

The ways of Shaq aren't meant for mere mortals to understand.

OssMan 05-24-2009 04:20 PM

that's how i beat shaw

Triple Naitch 05-24-2009 05:05 PM

Brian Shaw?

Kris P Lettus 05-24-2009 05:54 PM

LOL WTF is going on here..

Hornicane 05-24-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kris P Lettus (Post 2552571)
LOL WTF is going on here..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Four String (Post 2552398)
The ways of Shaq aren't meant for mere mortals to understand.


Choviko Man 05-25-2009 02:49 AM

ok please tell me where is his sexy sexy nick carter and the other backstreet boy.

Skippord 05-26-2009 04:54 AM

lol his sexy sexy Nick Carter

awesome

Nervous Ferret 05-26-2009 05:22 AM

lol in like 2003 Shaq was on Cribs and he has this half basketball court, and they showed him playing with his kids. And his like 5 year old daughter puts up a shot and Shaq just swats it to the other side of the gym. Come on Shaq, that is your 5 year old daughter

Sixx 05-26-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choviko Man (Post 2552864)
ok please tell me where is his sexy sexy nick carter and the other backstreet boy.

The most disturbing thing about that post is that your name is Choviko Man.


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