i'm gonna summerslam!
 

i haven't been here in a while because i've been studying my butt off (which is why i haven't been on). in his first non-asshole move, Dave said that if i got a 3.5 gpa he would take me to summerslam! and they're not nose bleed seats! i saw the tickets!

Gonna summerslam whom exactly?

Is Dave gonna be there man?

well Dave won't let me go alone, so yea.

If this kid is for real, 450 please find him there.

lol

Fuck Dave, man. You don't need to take that shit. Steal those tickets and sell them to friends and then crash his car off a cliff Captain Kirk style. Don't be such a push over, he's not even your real dad, man.

Ya know, I've totally thought that this kid was a sock... However, if he proves to be legit I shall get pics or gtfo.

So HBKool, where are you sitting?

Fuck Dave!

:foc:

Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna summermasturbate.

Yeah?

Fuck you guys.






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:shifty:

Dave rules.

is DaVe gay he won't leave another man alone

I'm gonna Summerslam you, bitch!

It means to slam someone in the Summer.

I'm gonna Judgment Day your ass.

I'm gonna Bash you.

...That one works.

I'm gonna Royal your Rumble, bitch.

HBKool96's post is funny if you imagine it being read by Alvin the Chipmunk.