The Greatest Unemployed Card!
 

I haven't fully thought this one through, but then again it's the internet so who really cares....

We've talked about Legends cards, Afterlife cards, but what about Unemployed cards?

Here are the rules- You have a World title, and two or three other titles of your choices (ie- Hardcore, Women's, Tag, Basic midcard title, etc) you can use (which doesn't mean you HAVE to use them all). Book a ppv with unemployed wrestlers.
They can be on the indy scene or working in Japan, but not wrestling for WWE, TNA, or RoH. They can be retired, but you have to believe that they can still be able to work a match (like you can't put Nick Bockwinkel in match).

Aaaaaand.... GO!
I'll have mine up after I get something to eat.

Now THAT'S scary :(

I don't know, but by default they're the third biggest group, so no RoH signed wrestlers.
That, and all of the people who cream over RoH like it's the greatest thing ever cannot book RoH vs everyone else.

Don't worry You don't know anybody In RoH anyways so you're allright They are Indy for a reason.

If you don't know who's in RoH, then there's a good chance you won't pick anyone in RoH for your card.
So you can still play :D


And here's a link to their roster.
http://www.rohwrestling.com/multimedia/roster.aspx

I guess I'll be the fist.
The bold is the winner.

Winner gets another chance in WWE
Ken Anderson w/Arn Anderson vs. D’Lo Brown w/Tony Atlas

This cannot end well…..
Cliff Compton (Domino) and Amy Dumas vs. Pac and Bart Gunn

Battle of the Legends (aka- we need a draw)
Jimmy Snuka VS Sgt. Slaughter

Unemployed Tag Team Titles
Umaga and Manu vs. Pete Gas and Joey Abs

Unemployed Hardcore Title
Rob Van Dam vs. The Sandman

Handicap Battle of the Bands
Rhythm & Blues vs. Man Mountain Rock and The Headbangers

Martial Arts vs. Boxing
Steve Blackman vs. Marc Mero

"One More Match" vs. One More Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin

Flag Match
Braden Walker vs. Hassan

World Unemployed Title
Ray Gordy vs. Terry Funk

WTF????

Where's The Rock????

I dont know about the rest of the card, but I'd so totally do Hogan vs Savage.

Maybe he can be in a triple threat match for the World Unemployed Title.... but Ray Gordy still wins.

D'Lo is with ROH now.

Well I'll be damned.
Okie dokie, Tony Atlas vs Ken Anderson.

MOTYC

Uh, Atlas is employed by the WWE.

He had a match tonight against evan bourne.

You'll get the memo tomorrow.

Crap, he actually got released, I thought that was just a rumor.

Your requierments do not = unemployed.

World Heavyweight Championship
Rob Van Dam vs. Brock Lesnar

Tag Team Championship Match
The Lords of the Ring vs. Doug Basham & The Damaja

NWA World Heavyweight Championship
Blue Demon, Jr. vs. Ken Anderson vs. Eddie Fatu

Junior Heavyweight Championship
Paul London vs. PAC

Women's Match
Molly Holly vs. Aja Kong

Megastar Special Attraction
Hulk Hogan vs. Goldberg

Puroresu Special Attraction
KENTA vs. Naomichi Marufuji

Battle of the Canadian Technicians
Lance Storm vs. Sean Morley

Women's Special Attraction Match
Trish Stratus vs. Jazz vs. Ivory vs. Amy Dumas

World Heavyweight Title Match
Stone Cold vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit vs. Curt Henning vs. El Mesias (judas mesias, Heavyweight champion in Mexico)

I din't Know Austin Aries, Brent albright, roderick strong
were in RoH

They can't be dead I'm guessing, be a bit of a stiff match otherwise

Ray Gordy and Tony Atlas are still employed by WWE...

Okay... this is me being somewhat realistic, not using guys like Rock or Austin who would have absolutely no chance of coming back for a match on a card like this.

World Title
Rob Van Dam vs. Eddie Fatu

United States Title
Ken Kennedy vs. Sean Morley

Tag Titles
The Impact Players vs. Cliff Compton and Sean O'Haire

Cruiserweight Title
Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Paul London

Extreme 3-Way Dance
Steve Corino vs. Sabu vs. The Sandman

Al Snow vs. Maven Huffman

Lance "HB" Cade vs. Marty Jannetty

Nick Dinsmore vs. Elijah Burke

Dead guys can probably still have a better match than wwe's recent call-ups