Umaga To TNA
 

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Well blow me over with a feather.

that's actually an interesting angle if they don't fuck it up

DID. NOT. SEE. THAT. COMING.

wait what the fuck am I saying, of course they will fuck it up

Stop stealing my comedic thunder.

Those sources again.

TNA is interested in a former WWE wrestler.

Holy fuck, stop the presses.

I really want Umaga to go to japan for a little while before he signs. I would kill for a match between him and Morishima.

How can it be an interesting angle?

He's Samoan, and so is he! Steel Cage Match!

If TNA ever actually decided to instigate a 'Wellness Policy' of their own (and be legit about it) they'd lose ¾ of their roster overnight.

Actually, if the WWE ever...nevermind.

You know something strange I actually thought that Umaga was kinda brought in because of the "popularity" Samoa Joe was generating for TNA. Kinda why they made Umaga as a kinda Samoan undefeated force for the beginning of this run.


The real question is how much of his Umaga likeness can he use? Is it possible for the WWE to try and copywrite his tattoos? :shifty:

Samoa Joe is a fat, useless bastard.

Ultimate truth.

Wasn't Umaga already in TNA at one point as Ecmo? He teamed with Sonny Siaki.

WWE built Umaga so well, he was one of my favourite current wrestlers. Shame to see him go to TNA.

What's sad is that only one member of management sees dollar signs in a program between Samoa Joe and Eddie Fatu.

Okay, the presses are stopped. Now what?

No, Some guy named Eddie Fatu was in TNA. He looks a lot like Umaga, but he isn't UMAGA!

Don't say stop the presses unless you're stuck in the presses.

You dumbass umaga is rikishi's brother rikishi's last name is fatu
eddie fatu is umaga

Umaga/ AJ Styles is a match TNA has to do. I think Umaga would be a fantastic base for AJ.

Also
LOL

Umaga would be a fantastic base for a pool table.

I'd like to think AJ is slightly more athletic than a pool table.

You-Mang-A to TNA!

Oh he is definitely. My point was that Umaga was of sufficient size and girth to be the base of a pool table...why am I explaining this?

Lol, girth.

I'm officially a fan of Eddie Fatu, by the way. The man made a ridiculous character work, and is probably the best worker of The Wild Samoan family.

lolocaust.

And there's your problem.

F'n priceless.

How great would it be if they did and he had to wear a shirt at every waking moment.

He could feud with Matthew McConaughey in a deeply personal mainstream-reaching feud.

I think if he goes back to TNA he goes back to being Ekmo