Something really important about wrestlers
 

when you pick a wrestler that you are going to cheer for, how do you decide on how to do this? Do you cheer them based on ability, or if they are good on the mic, or maybe because they are crazy/nuts in the ring. I choose who I cheer on for on the most important thing ever. The color of their shoe, or should I say BOOT laces. That is why I never liked Umaga. So, lets talk about shoelaces and how they pertain to wrestling.

oh yeah my fav rassler ever is Batista, he has black laces.

The saying goes, "He's the best that ever laced up a pair of boots." He wouldn't do that if the laces on the boots were repulsive to look at. He would never get over. So yeah, that factors in.

its the most important thing damndest. Damn. I cant watch a guy who's laces I don't respect.

You know, I've never really thought of it, but you may be right. From now on I'll be paying more attention to lace color, but I may also factor in lacing techniques. I mean do I really want to cheer someone that laces in an over/under fasion as opposed to an under/over technique?

I only cheer for the second, third, fifth, and eighth most marketable personas (and Goldust).

I don't care what they look like, if they're good in the ring and decent on the mic... I'll like them.....

Yeah, laces being good on the mic is pretty big imo.

i choose what wrestlers i cheer for based on the holy trinity of wrestling class

mic wrestlers
technical talent
hardcore insane bugger

now my favorite mic wrestler is raven
technical talent la parka mother fookars
and hardcore possibly necro butcher

Their mask. If they don't have a mask they don't get a second look from me. I make some exceptions for exceptional facepaint.

With me, it seems to be how funny they are. The reason that Jericho is my #1 favorite now is because he used to make me crack up with his WCW "Conspiricy Theory" stuff, then he just kind of stayed my favorite.

Always been a huge mark for Stevie Richards also, from his man-bitch stuff he used to do with Raven. I'm known to tune into TNA for Dr. Stevie :shifty:

And Taylor Wilde's tits and white, pearly teeth.

been thinking about this a lot lately and its gotta be ULTIMATE WARRIOR

http://img0109o.psstatic.com/1580250...view-boots.jpg

RIP. :'(

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