So I just made/bought the most epic shirt in the history of professional wrestling.
 

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Note: It says "Steve Blackman Stares Into Your Soul".

Hopefully it is shipped with the proper warning labels.

*faints*

Should have put a "Not Safe For Guru Dave" tag on that.

This has to be the single most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life. I am glad that Steve Blackman is finally being recognized as the unstoppable killing machine that he is.

Does this cement my TPWW Legend status, or do I need to get the Blackman sign on PPV first?

mother of god

You know, I was at a family reunion many years ago. My brother and I were playing with the "WWF Raw Deal" card game. And someone came up to us and asked "Is that Steve on the card?" We figured they were asking about Austin, so we said no. Turns out that it was a relative of Steve Blackman. I was surprised to learn the the entirety of his characters background was legitimate (all the martial arts and stuff), and they were really nice people. So somehow I am related to the unstoppable killing machine that is Steve Blackman. I thought that was pretty neat.

Random thought, I know. But figured I'd share.

Nice shirt, too. :y:

The only way I can top this is by getting a Steve Blackman's Face tattoo. BRB.

Steve Blackman is suing NBC claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

For the record, if I can find a place that can do it, I plan on doing a shirt like Rey's huge face one but with Blackman.

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http://www.myspace.com/24637442

I am going to buy some rice cakes to be just like Steve Blackman (plain of course!).

Best Shirt Ever

Shortly after he appeared on the 15th anniversary of Raw show.

Where the fuck have you been?

BLACKMAN IS AWESOME!

The thread title is factually INCORRECT.

There is no reference to The Rock aaaaaaaaaaaaanywhere.

Blackman is the man. I have his autograph.

That's because Steve Blackman crushed The Rock with his mind.

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An Epic Encounter

I need to know how to get a shirt like that.

I'll post the source tomorrow. I went through Cafe Press. Would have done it myself if I wasn't so lazy.

So I went to the tattoo parlor to get a Steve Blackman Face tattoo, but the guy wouldn't do it because he said a tattoo like that would break all of his instruments, even the ones he wasn't using at the time.

I'd like to see Santino ask Blackman if he (Santino) needs a license, Blackman asks him why, and Santino pulls the Because I've got guns routine on him, and see how long it takes for Blackman to knock his goofy ass out.

Also, Zeeboe, a more proper joke would have been something like "Richard Donner is suing Steve Blackman for trademark infringement for the use of "Lethal Weapon" as a nickname.

My soul feels so dirty after that shirt. It would be hilarious if Steve Blackman was Destor!

wow...that shirt is epic

Hopefully these all come with the "Xero AUTHENTIC WEAR" logo on the front so that we know we are not just accepting an immitation when buying one of these bad boys.

The guy that teaches martial arts down the street from where I used to live made a habit of kicking Blackman's butt at tournaments. He has a few autographed programs as proof. They both were trained by the same guy, I think.

Why are you buying stuff from Earl Hebners trunk anyhow?

Absolutely incredible.

Or no crossed out CENA on the front.

I doubt WWE's commitment to Miz/Anti Cena to actually make the shirts.

The back, instead of saying "Im Awesome" it would say

Spoiler - Cena Wins

The guy is obviously a filthy liar.... and a thief!

Who said I actually had to buy anything from him...maybe he supplies me with free merch on the side and I've got a 10% commission cut coming from all his sales of bootlegged stuff...

P.S.-Everybody...
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Steve Blackman originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Blackman replied, "That's no glitch...."

It came. It tells me I have to dip it in acid before I can put it on, otherwise the awesomeness will kill me.

I think you should buy a bunch of those shirts and sell them to the TPWW posters.

Blackman looks like the guy that does the mighty puddy, awesome auger, and kaboom commercials.