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Shelton came off like the man just now. Very, very good promo.

Stand back! Stand back before I call Godzilla!

LMAO Crane Pose.

Gold Standard is the man. Poor Yoshi.

Sumo Stance!

...wait... what?

OMG Abraham Washington looks like he has Lego hair.

The fuck is this shit lol

I dunno how to react to this segment

Hahahaha this got awesome in a hurry

<font color=goldenrod>This is terrible.</font>

It did. In fact... I'm even shocked that I like this... because it sounds asinine at the same time.

Alright, I've decided I don't like this at all.

The host is majorly annoying. And the Bella's are annoying as well. At least they're somewhat natural on the mic.

And why are the Bella's on the same team setting up the split again? They already did this angle on Smackdown.

I actually kinda liked that.

"Have you guys always looked alike?"

"What?"

"I'm just kidding girls..." *angrily throws notecard*

:lol::lol:

<font color=goldenrod>I don't think the Bellas are splitting. The Abraham Washington Show is just supposed to be like Maury or something. Fucking stupid.</font>

But why are they on good terms again? They just did their split angle less than a month ago.

Until he started digging into them, I thought it was going in the awkward, Chris Farley direction, which would have been great too:

"Did you see Raw last night?..... it was awesome"

That segement was almost painful to watch. :-\

<font color=goldenrod>I think they ran some WWE.com segment where they got back on good terms but I dunno. Basically realizing it was pointless to have them separate.

Though they definitely aren't identical. Nikki is hotter.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>SHEAMUS</font>

SHEAMUS!!!!

Sheamus would be a lot more awesome if he came out to "Shipping Up to Boston"

True.

On a side note, I see why ECW got raped. They're going back to their talent initiative. Which is good. I like that they do this. They build up a great roster every time they do.

SHEAAAAAAAAAAAMUS

Agree.

So there is a pro wrestler paler than Danielson

That guy may very well be the whitest man on earth.

I think the lack of pigment is part of his appeal.

Cool finisher.

Is Koslov trying to look like Fedor lately?

<font color=goldenrod>Hoping for Zack Ryder and/or The Hurricane here</font>

Another new guy?

<font color=goldenrod>Really hope Ryder doesn't job to that guy</font>

with all the new guys...



WHERE THE FUCK IS LOW MOTHER FUCKING KI?!!?!?!?

Tyler Rex looks pretty sweet, tbh.

REGAL

I'm marking for Striker marking for Regal

Striker is making Regal sound like the greatest of all time here.

Koslov actually looked pretty good here. And bumping well.