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Who are gonna be our "Guest Hosts" for Raw?
Last night we had a current (but injured) superstar in the form of Batista. And for next weeks taping we get
SPOILER: show So, who do you think will host Raw in the coming weeks. Go with your top THREE picks. |
Todd Petengill
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It 100% won't happen but I would shit my pants for The Rock.
Some other won't happen but would be awesome choices. Ted Turner Lance Storm Eric Bichoff Ralphus Jim Cornette Keith Richards Mike Adamle |
Eric Bischoff.
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Abraham Washington
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If they get Heyman I will mark out.
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And by mark out, I mean jizz in my pants.
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I'd tapdance for Heyman, are you kidding.
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Braden Walker gets his revenge
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I bet HBK will be one.
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As far as celebrities...
Maybe Pete Rose.. Jay Leno (because of his WCW appearance)? Freddie Prinze, Jr. Wrestlers... Stone Cold is probably a safe bet. Hogan, probably. Would love to see Rock or Heyman, as others have mentioned, but the chances are slim. They'll probably get desperate one night and have Sgt. Slaughter and/or Piper. A few off the top of my head. |
I'm hoping for Michael Richards.
Just think of the classics. Randy Orton vs Triple H in a 'Mark Henry Upside Down With A Fork In His Ass On A Pole' match. |
I'm fairly certain that we could see some of the following:
-Ric Flair -Dusty Rhodes -Stone Cold Steve Austin -The Rock (whenever the WWE are in the same place as him) -Sherri Shepperd (MVP gets a title shot) -Freddie Prinze, Jr. -Adam Sandler -Rob Schneider -Dennis Rodman -Conan O'Brien -Abraham Washington -Kung Fu Naki (don't know why -- I can just see this this) |
Hornswoggle (because he's a midget)
Dusty Rhodes (counter-balance DiBiase) Sherri Shepherd (cuz she wants to nail MVP) |
Iron Sheik.
He'd make matches, but then no one will be able to understand what he said, so they'll just stand around awkwardly shuffling their feet while Sheik starts yelling at them some more. |
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Steve Blackman presents.... The Greatest Night in the History of Our Sport!!
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You guys have to factor in how out of touch Vince McMahon is with all that is funny and/or "cool". That's why I feel like someone like Kato Kaelin will guest host leading to a night full of O.J. jokes from commentary. Seems much more realistic.
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Probably just going to turn into, "Tonight's guest host... ____(name)______ of the ____(City they are in)______ _____(Name of sports team)______!!!!!
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Looking at the RAW schedule over the next five weeks (forget next week's show 'cause it was taped and we know who hosted):
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Michael Strahan
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looks like 4 more weeks of Orton's burial on tv. :shifty:
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July 13th Orlando, Florida - The Rock
July 20th Raleigh, North Carolina - Eric Bischoff July 27th Washington DC - Stone Cold Steve Austin |
-Virgil
-Skinner -Gobbledy Gooker -Shockmaster - Red Rooster - Evan Karagias -Prince Iaukea - The Maestro -Glacier Ona non jokey note............................BLACKMAN |
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Hulk Hogan
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Mae Young
:shifty: Kidding aside though, I would mark the fuck out if they'd bring in JBL and Ron Simmons as co-hosts and have them do the show in the classic "APA Office" backstage style for their dressing room, maybe show em playing poker and drinkin' beers as they watch the results of the matches they book...could be great. |
Doink the Clown
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eddie
owen bulldog benoit pillman what a show |
Ah, that's clever...I see what you did there...the irony that these people have died and would not actually be able to make it is not lost on me.
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Samuel L Jackson
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I have a feeling RAW Roulette will be back for this angle.
Fuck it, just make the board the guest host. Have it lower from the ceiling and automatically spin before every match. It'd be a better promo than Batista at the very least. |
Tonight's guest host...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/3...b0fd2d.jpg?v=0 This inanimate carbon rod! |
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Linda McMahon :shifty:
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Ralphus
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