To Catch a Predator
 

Anyone else love this show? I've spent hours upon hours this summer rewatching every episode on You Tube, including some I've never seen.

It's a crying shame "To Catch a Predator" was canceled. I'd also love it if they came out with episodes on DVD/blu-ray with tons of special features.

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:lol: I litreally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at that guy. He sounds like the Water Boy. I also love the way he says "kit-kats". He says it so proudly! Most of those Short-Eyed freaks bring beer and rubbers, but not this guy! He has kit-kats, man! KIT-KATS! :eek: Man, he's so cool!

This is truly one of the best shows ever made.

PUT THAT IN DA FUCKIN' FRIDGE!
 

He REALLY wants to extract full use of that fridge.....

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Damn, he really wants his beer cold. Maybe he has a thing with keeping things cold, being cold, temp control, etc. At 1:03, after the decoy asks him what they'll do, he tells them they'll "chill out". He should move to the South Pole. It would be one giant fridge he could sit in all day with his frosty beers......

DECOY: I want to suck your cock.

PREDATOR: You can put that in the fridge.

DECOY: Yeah, but can you fuck me in the ass real quick?

PREDATOR: Yeah, whatever, but you can put that in the fridge.

DECOY: I want you to cum in me.

PREDATOR: Yes, you can cum in the fridge.

DECOY: Ugh.....

[Decoy storms away.]

[Chris Hansen comes out.]

HANSEN: Hi. How you doing tonight? I have this chat log.

PREDATOR: You can put that chat log in the fridge.

(Later at the police station.....)

COP: You're under arrest for soliciting a minor online for sex.

PREDATOR: Okay, but did Chris put the beer in the fridge?

(Two months later....)

JUDGE: You're sentenced to six years, hard time to San Quentin for attempted rape of a minor.

PREDATOR: Okay, but did Chris remember to put it in the fridge??!!

(Predator is in prison.)

CELLMATE: Here's my dick coming at ya!!

PREDATOR: You can put it in the fridge.

(Predator spreads butt cheeks wide open.)

PREDATOR: Ever do it on the fridge? I wanna be top!

CELLMATE: I don't normally do this. I'm not gay or anything. I'm just saying......

PREDATOR: That's okay. Neither am I, and don't use a rubber. I wanna do it raw, no rubbers here. I don't like any barriers when I'm fridge packing.

HANSEN: Have you been drinking tonight?

PREDATOR: No not dat oall, you can smell my breath, not dat oall.

HANSEN: No that's okay, I don't need to do that.....

- Chris Hansen pwnage.

I love the way the predator is so loud. Even in the chatroom, he's typing in ALL CAPS, and in real life, he talks IN ALL CAPS. He looks a little like the Seinfield soup guy too: "THAT'S IT! NO RUBBER FOR YOU!"

BTW: He's not gay! He's just saying..........and I'm guessing this guy's brother in Atlantic City is Mario......who was ALSO on To Catch A Predator.....wonder if this girl wants to "Do the Mario!"

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Oh, I'm joking. That's not the real Mario. Here's the REAL Mario with a special cameo before hand by someone else some of you may know:

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Have you made it onto this show?

lol. I was waiting for someone to post something like that. No, I'd never end up on that show, but if I did, my reaction would be similar to this guy's:

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Entrapment Television...

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This is fuckin' priceless.

And that is probably the first I've ever seen of this show


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How so? They are preventing men from having sex with minors. On the Peverted Justice website, they have the full chats the predators had with the decoys, and I'm very sure that those men would have gladly had sex with kids if they could. Heck, why else would they bring rubbers?

Im honestly suprised a guy hasnt tried to kill him yet

It would be badass if some perv would hold Hansen hostage using a dildo or something.

LOL. It's hard to understand but it sounds like when Chris Hansen first walks out and says "Looks like you brought enough stuff to move in" the guy just says "Hell yes." That was amazing. :lol:

Sixx - Yeah, the pizza and the crying man are good ones. I almost wanted to feel sorry for the crybaby, but I actually read his entire chat log he had with the decoy, and he's a sick bastard. He would have gladly screwed her if she was a real kid, and if she allowed it. He needed to be arrested.

lol. Wow, I never noticed that before. That's yet another funny quote said by him. Man, everything he says is funny.

Few comments about this one:

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lol. He mouths "Oh my God" at 1:45. Then he softly whispers "Wow" at 1:50. The facial expression/strange smile on his face from that point on says it all. Poor bastard knew EXACTLY what he walked in.....he seemed almost amused/star struck by the whole thing.

Check out his My Space:

http://www.myspace.com/mikelubrano

Look at what he says in the general section, some of his favorite movies, what his friends said in his comments section, and what two of his friends said about one of his pics in his photo album. There's some very interesting stuff right there. I'm not gonna spoil it though.

Sorry Zeeboe, can't refrain myself.

29 mar 2007 21:52
i second that.. and also in the back of a cop car already

5 mar 2007 21:29
You look like a sex offender in this pic!

Note that this was before what happenned on Hansen's show.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...mageID=1234655

lol. It's fine. Plus, if someone clicks the link I posted first, they won't be spoiled, but no big deal anyhow. But yeah, that guy posted that just four weeks before his buddy ended up in the loving arms of Chris Hansen, and the girl posted her comment two days beforehand. How cosmic is that?

I also find it interesting that two of his favorite movies are Taxi Driver and Sin City, two films that cover the subject of pedophiles. And in his interests section, he has this:

"Gambling basketball football Madden07 XM satelite radio Patriots Football "Just get a unicycle, it's the pedophiles corvette.""

:lol: Wow. I don't think he'll be updating his profile in a long time, if ever.

On another note: I love reading people's myspace profiles on mydeathspace.com, as well as the ones who have been arrested, and looking up people who actually were on To Catch a Predator too. It makes for some interesting reading sometimes.

That's why I am always wanting to make sure all my profiles are top niotch, just in case I end up biting the big one sooner or later.

That's sick. I would never look up these guy's profiles... if you have any more, you should report them to me immediately so I can NOT laugh at them. :shifty:

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That guy has a few profiles: (One of them has his picture on it, the other has a survey he filled out, another is private, and the other has no info at all. I guess he had trouble setting up just one My Space profile.

As I read the survey he filled out on one of his profiles, and his "About me" section, it all pretty confirms it's the same guy. He has the 1989 prison movie "Lock-Up" as one his favorite movies. How interesting. At least now he gets to live the life of one of his favorite films.)

www.myspace.com/lornearmstrong

www.myspace.com/lorne_a_2006

www.myspace.com/34144733

www.myspace.com/84126683

Here's the link to the full chat he had with the decoy:

http://www.perverted-justice.com/?con=lorne_a_20014

must be crazy to see yourself on t.v

:rofl:

Is that a dig towards me? Ya know, even if it isn't, with your neverending stalking of Seth, someone should put YOU in the fridge.

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LOL!

That was amazing

I am kinda surprised Zeeboe hasn't been on there before

It was funny by itself, but the laughing track is a great +. Laughing is contagious, so hearing an audience laughing at this makes me laugh twice as much. :lol:

Here's another funny one: Ya know how the cops are always really rough on the pedos after they leave? Well, check out how they react to a tall, big, brawny black man......

(He shows up until the 2:17 mark.)

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What about that Asian that passes out and smashes the bar?

No really, it's entrapment. All the guys arrested were released. That's why the show ended.

You can't arrest people on what they might do.

Funniest show ever, though.

Look it up.

Well there ya go, then.

ummmm actually the guy that knew about to catch a predator and the guy that started crying are currently in prison. If you go to pervertedjustice.com it has all their case files.

Yeah... intent to commit a crime is a crime if it can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Having long chats where you go into great detail about the things you want to do to a 13 year old is pretty good proof of intent...

That's another good one. Was also in New Jersey. That NJ investigation had a lot of interesting characters:

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The guys during the Texas investigation were released, but all the others in the other states did end up getting punished somehow, and I believe they all had to register as sex offenders.

And like it was posted, if you read some of their chats on the Perverted Justice website, I think it's pretty clear that they want to have sex with kids. The fact that some of them send nude pics, and literally almost all of them show up at the bust house with condoms (and sometimes even other sexual related items like porno movies, lubricant, and whip cream) confirms that they had one thing on their mind.

I think if they even wanna have cyber or phone sex with a kid, that makes them a pedophile. In Texas, and many other states, it's actually a crime to have a sexually charged chat with a minor online.

I'm glad the country is really starting to crack down all these Short Eyes. This might sound ultra-cheesy, but kids ARE the future, and our preservation, and pedophiles can ruin lives forever, and we have to protect the future of the world.

And it would be entrapment if the decoys actively went looking for the guys but they wait for the guys to make the first move.

Did you see the one with the 29-year bodybuilder I posted? The show has gotten some bad feedback before by some people who don't like the way the cops arrest the predators.

As you've seen, they always run full speed at them, screaming for them to get down, and if the pedophiles don't do as their told to quick enough, the police have actually tackled them, or tazered them......even those the child molesters are usually just so scared, that they freeze, and never posed a threat.

.....Yet when that huge brawny guy was on there, they briskly walked over to him, and were complete calm and nice to him, and one of them even put his hand on the guy's shoulder, and said in a calm, soft, and consoling tone of voice: "It's okay. Just relax, alright? We're not gonna do anything to hurt you."

......I thought that was hilarious. :lol: The cops are NEVER nice, compassionate, and gentle on those guys.....I can't blame em' for that one....I wouldn't wanna deal with an angry large man either.

I've seen other clips where guys that big fight with the cops, and they're so damn strong that not even the tazers take them down. It usually just makes them get more violent, and fight harder, and the cops always have to end up just shooting them.

Zeebz, why don't'cha have a seat right over here? (we'll blur your face for the protection of the innocent, not really so much your own, but just have a seat right over here.)