Canadian Destroyer... WHAT!?
 

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ummm yeah looks like something I shouldn't be viewing at work.

whoa awesome

lol

WHAT...THE...FUCK?!:wtf:

It's called sex. See, when a man and a woman love each other...

Yeah, I got that, but it was supposed to be an article about some jabroni getting his arm ripped off in the ring, not some sort of lame-ass freak show.

Sign him up!

http://doubleaxhandle.com/wp-content/photos/lolbeez.jpg

I dislike myself for laughing at this

Canadian Destroyer Owns

Or when a man and a woman are sitting at the same bar right before last call.....

Or when a man holds another man between his legs and proceeds to flip them through the air...

Or when a man sees your mom on the street corner with a sign saying "Will have sex for bandwith"

That woman is really selling the tongue in the asshole.

see xero? i told you this would get a strange reaction..

Wow, the finishing lick drop was impressive. :y:

Indeed.

But I think I've come to the conclusion that this is more akin to a Sunset Fuck, instead of a Canadian Pussy (Ass?) Destroyer.

Yes, I've watched it enough to realize the differences.

That's a sunset flip

On a related note I've always worried myself a little as every time I see standing 69, I want it to turn into a Tombstone Piledriver.

It never happens :(

We need a porn that is run like a wrestling show, commentated by Tony Schiavone and JR.

Wasn't there Naked Wrestling hosted by Carmen Electra on tv a while back. Miss Electra neither wrestled nor was naked

Difference. I mean the matches are actually hardcore sex scenes.

and have JR just call the sex play-by-play? Wow, he might actually have the opportunity to use the 'chocolate turnbuckle' metaphor again and have it appear somewhat relevant.

But then every guy just uses the same "Money Shot" finisher. BORING.

Nah, we have Tombstone 69s, Samoan Piledrivers, Sit-out Powerbombs...

"BAH GAWD!!!! ANAL!!! ANAL!!!"

"Vintage Max Hardcore!"

Michael Cole: "Ron Jeremy with a BRUTAL dick to the vagina of that woman!"

"ELEVATED DICK!"

Back in high school I saw one porn where a dude held a chick up for a powerbomb. I was kinda hopping he'd throw her down. It would have amused me.

Am I the only one going to ask this? Anybody else? Alright fine.

Why are they wearing shoes?

LOL! I thought that part was soo funny

Wonder if it was scripted. She did sit-out rather well.

BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=953920713

lol was not expecting the strap on.

lmao

Man I love Ultimate Surrender.

They have a couple of really hot black chicks at Ultimate Surrender, and I usually don't go in for black girls.

Hmmm, do they use the "X-Factor"?

I miss Isis Love but she finally got smart and "retired" after suffereing a big time injury. She came back and is participating in their tag team division but I still miss her fucking bitches up on the singles circuit. At least I haven't seen the Nightmare all season.