Impact thread for July 23rd (how long can you last?)
 

See how long you can last watching Impact tonight.

Samoa Joe looks stupid

Don West and Mike Tenay never shut the hell up.

TNA's audio is shite. You can barely hear things in the ring.

Joe's new gimmick is a shitty Taz.

I don't know if I will be able to last another 20 minutes

I completely forgot Impact was on.

lol

I'm not joking. He choked out Homicide and then stood in the ring with his arms crossed while the big Mexican came to the ring. I forget his name.

lol just skimmed it with my Tivo. Terrible.

Then again, Joe was always a poor man's Taz. I'd say fat man's Taz, but Taz is pretty fucking big now.

So is Foley going to be Dude Love? That shirt tells me yes.

I remember reading an interview when Crazy Kurt used to spew nothing but horeshit from his mouth. He was saying things like Vince being the devil and everyone in TNA being Saints. He also said he could grow all his hair back if he wanted to. That was the most ridiculous thing he said in his early TNA crazy Kurt days.

I'm convinced that Foley has been homeless for at least 8 years.

And now him actually growing his hair out and failing is the most ridiculous thing crazy Kurt's done.

A huge TNA bathroom key.

It's actually the key to the booking room. Same room.

Keys on a pole match. Russo's booking.

Why does everyone in TNA wear red or black or red and black.

Who the fuck is the guy following TNA's in ring dress code?

Because that's TNA's color scheme. Cheaper to send the signal out I guess.

They should all wear green to piss off Hunter.

or silver

I love wrestling "security". You can always tell by their facial hair and scalp hair that they're local workers.

Steiner in the red tights
Booker T in red tights.
Fat security one in black clothes
Fat security security two in black clothes

Why is Eric Young a heel? is it just for the sake of it?... because that's stupid. The guy can connect to crowd like very few have been able to. Similar to DDP in WCW.

lol, did anyone NOT see that coming with Eric Young being the only guy not in the same colors as everyone else?

Also *pop for a piledriver*

Never said this in WWE, but man I'm sick of Angle now

Did anyone NOT see that coming when he tapped AJ once to turn him around, but it didn't work so he had to do it again right after?

Poor Eric. That guy should be the DDP of TNA.

Kurt's entrance is so fucking bad ass. I'd love to see it on a WWE stage. Like, same titantron, theme, lights, ect. Just with WWE level production.

KEYS ON A POLE MATCH! FUCK TNA. I'm only watching because I'm doing other things on my computer and tv is right beside my desk.

IT'S LASHLEY!

So Lashley's gonna take down MEM Cena-style. He's no longer Black Lesnar, he's White Cena.

The fact that there were only about four of you commenting on it, says it all really.

I'll go with the combo of John Lesnar, or Brock Cena. Either will do.

I thought that TNA was awesome tonight. Except for Bobby Bathturd.

I really enjoyed the show personally. Although I did get a serious Batista with hair vibe from Rob Terry. Also the thought of Kiyoshi and EY as a tag team is awesome, to me at least.

They're doing everything right with Rob Terry. He can't cut promos, so he flexes. He probably can't wrestle, so they give him a few power/no-sell spots then he tags out. As I said, accentuate the positives.

That tag match was wonderful. You can't go wrong with the British Invasion, Sheik Abdul Bashir, and Kiyoshi (espicially Kiyoshi).

I agree with you. I have no problem with Terry, but I was watching him and I for some reason he just reminded me of Dave. Probably was the screaming and posing after every move. :lol:

Kiyoshi needs to be used more often, the few matches he has are pretty entertaining, but they have become few and far between. Thankfully that may be coming to a close though.