Worst Themes Tournament
 

Thoughts this would be a fun thing to do.
Here's how it's gonna send up. Nominate your worst theme music. I'll set it up like a bracket. There will be spots for 32 worst themes. I'll post head to head match ups with youtube clips of the worst themes for people to vote on so they have an idea cause there's some FANTASTIC early-mid 1990 WCW themes that must be included.

1. Dave Sullivan " I wanna be a Hulkamanic"
2. American Males
3. Chris Jericho's first WCW Theme
4. William Regal "Real man's man"
5. Johnny B Badd
6. T.L Hopper
7. Mr. Perfect TNa
8. 3 Live Kru
9. Dustin Rhodes "Natural"
10. I.R.S
11. X Factor
12. Jeff Hardy's TNA Theme
13. Hulk Hogan "American Made"
14. Right to Censor
15. Bashem Brothers
16. Harris Brothers TNA
17. Rockabilly
18. MEM
19. Primetime Elix Skippers TNA
20. PN News
21. The One Billy Gunn although I love this one
22. Eric Bischoff" Bite me"
23. NWO B Theme
24. Chaz
25. Big Vis
26. Marquis Cor Von
27. Abs Knucleball Scwatrz
28. 2 Cold Scorpio WCW
29. Bastion Booger
30. Duke The Dumpster Drose
31. Sting" Man Called Sting"
32. Tugboat


There's our 32. Had to eliminate B and C's theme, cause it's friggen awesome.

Gonna do the brackets. I will pair them off so the favourites aren't facing each other early.

I'm nominating Dave Sullivan's "I wanna be a Hulkamanic". Horrible music, with Hogan rapping over it.

I hereby nominate WCW's American Males theme

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Two of the early favourites are up. Possible finals match up

Here's another good nominee

Steiner Brothers used this theme at one point

Ultra Cheesy

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Here's Johnny B Badd's theme

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Ron Simmons Theme

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so seth82, not a wcw entrance theme fan

They are really cheesy

Dustin Rhodes WCW Theme called The Natural

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Hulk Hogan WCW 1st (American Made)

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I love shitty theme songs.

I guess I'll go ahead and nominate Chris Jericho's WCW face theme. Not his heel one, for that was great, but "Basketball Music #17" I believe it's called. :shifty:

Billy Gunn's Rockabilly theme

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Here we go:

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That theme always came off as WCW's attempt to ripoff his old WWF Real American theme

and representing TNA

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Here's another TNA Theme

The Harris Brother's Big Twins theme

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Holy fuck, that Jeff Hardy theme is fucking awful. Most of TNA's themes are awful, though. Besides The Beautiful People.

The Bashem Brothers Secretary of Defense Theme

Truly awful theme here

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Doink's music from when he was "Evil".

You take that back right fucking now. That is the BEST theme song to ever exist.

I hate THIS one, though:

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Jesus. Is that Jeff Hardy singing in the TNA song?

Oh my god, Volare, I can't get over that Doink statement. Holy fucking shit. That theme was PERFECTION. I think I'm gonna jump on WWEClassics.com and watch every Doink match on Raw EVER.

Sylvan Grenier theme when he was doing a model gimmick

truly atrocious

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I think Sylvan's theme fit the character just fine.

Primetime Elix Skipper
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I saw that Rockabilly was posted above, but I believe this to be the worst Billy Gunn theme because it was supposed to be leading to his main event face run:
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Even the Mr. Ass theme is terrible, but it gets away with it because it's so hilarious. Billy Gunn may be go down in history as having the worst themes ever.

Yep all of them are lame but Mr Ass theme gets a pass as it is kinda hilarious

Bizzare Eric Bischoff theme called Bite Me

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Oh, you didn't know?

Hahaha, holy hell, Eric Bischoff is off the chain.

I'm going to nominate the nWo B Team theme, not because it's a bad song (personally one of my favorite themes ever), but for the fact that it basically told everybody that you were an nWo jobber. How do you get a spot in the nWo, but you don't get to use their official theme music? Pretty ridiculous. Anyway, here it is:

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Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the world's worst theme song

Billy and Chuck's You Look So Good To Me

Truly truly cheesy

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Ugh, no way. You've got it all wrong. That theme was perfect.

I think we should define "bad", here. I've been viewing it in terms of lack of relevance to the character and...well, just a shitty song after that. I still think there can be shitty songs that totally work as themes, though.

I'm still waiting on an apology from Volare about the Doink theme.

Ok Ok I take it back. It's just that the shit got annoying, and I thought for a second he was supposed to be like the clown from "It".

It just was so lame

I mean even the idea of the gimmick was stupid of WWE to have 2 straight men pretend to be gay

the only time that worked was with Exotic Adrian Street and it really hasn't worked much since

Hell they even tricked the media into believing it was real as GLAAD sent them a gift as I remember seeing it on the morning news talks shows I think it was on NBC's Today show