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Vastardikai 08-01-2009 06:21 PM

From the people who brought you the top holy shit moments in MMA
 
Enjoy

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed...-doll-physics/

Reavant 08-01-2009 07:02 PM

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Mirko Cro Cop is shining example of what can happen when lunatic Eastern European gods mistake G.I. Joe cartoons as instruction manuals.

lol

The Mask 08-01-2009 07:57 PM

Cro Cop toppled all over himself, ragdolling so hard that his foot was on backwards when he landed. Croatia's space program was now an unconscious heap of wrongly-inserted Mr. Potato Head parts. It almost didn't make the list because if you were programming a ragdoll physics engine that made something this fucked up, you'd probably be fired.

:D

the 2nd ko in the yvel - barreto fight is fucking magical.

Reavant 08-02-2009 01:33 AM

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FUCKING AMAZING!!!

The Mask 08-02-2009 01:40 AM

oh shit, i just realized he swallowed his mouthguard i think

Jura 08-02-2009 02:31 PM

Bullock? If you're talking about that fight then no you can see him take out his mouthguard.

Vastardikai 08-02-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Reavant (Post 2655362)
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FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Fulton has thi look on his face on the way to the ring with "This is gonna end badly, so let's get it over with."

Bulloch was like "Hell yeah, let's go" in the cage, while Fulton is like "you know what you're getting into, right?"

The flying kick thing looked cool. Would have been cooler if Fulton hadn't seen it coming. The takedown defense seemed to be more like "don't hurt me while taking me down" instead of "You're not taking me down."

The finishing slam I think is the first time Bulloch actually realized what he got himself into. That was possibly a neck stinger or a broken collarbone. In other words, he was in some serious pain. Luckily, unlike the Ettish fight, the referee and the other fighter realized he was done.

The Mask 08-02-2009 10:15 PM

i love the way he looks so excited too with his high kicks and showing off his muscles before the fight, all "you better look out for my high kicks and moustache, BOY"

The Mask 08-02-2009 10:25 PM

reading on sherdog rite now the guy (possibly) broke his back in that fight. eitherway 9 years later he got it together enough to step back in the cage, and lost even quicker this time.:'(

http://www.mmauniverse.com/fighters/SS13322

Kris P Lettus 08-06-2009 12:59 AM

Good find, Vastard..

Dave Youell 08-06-2009 08:14 AM

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...by/sb17-09.jpg

Ol Dirty Dastard 08-06-2009 10:33 PM

He went limp on the way up, hoping the predator would mistake him for dead. Post-impact, it was a different story. While wide awake, each of Jeremy Bullock's limbs tried to escape from his body in different directions, probably to find four different lawyers to sue the fight promoter that allowed this circus. Ike Turner has been in fairer fights than this.

Ol Dirty Dastard 08-06-2009 10:34 PM

While his unconscious body plummets, Francisco somehow picks an entirely new fight with Igor, and loses this one just as badly.

Ol Dirty Dastard 08-06-2009 10:35 PM

If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.



lol my 3 favourite lines.

YOUR Hero 08-08-2009 06:09 PM

UFC 100 - The Ragdoll Landing Zone
Going into UFC 100, Michael "The Count" Bisbing had managed to build up a full steam of douchebaggery with his pre-fight comments and dick behavior on The Ultimate Fighter reality show. The crowd was definitely not on his side.
Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that shit!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.
Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.

YOUR Hero 08-08-2009 06:09 PM

beautiful :'(


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