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Now, with Raw's guest host being mapped out until Wrestlemania....
I can safely say that Raw has gone off the deep end and never plans on returning.
Regis as Guest Host? Pete Wentz? Serena Williams? Al Sharpton? Fuck. Only one that I'm mildly interested in is Bob Barker, and that's to see if he's gonna use the Diva's as his beauties, and if he brings the plinko board with him. Main event of that night will be Renamed to "The Showcase Showdown." |
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devito would be amazing
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that would be the best raw ever if they did it in character
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Bring in Jesse Ventura as a host
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This has to be a joke surely? Why the fuck would they want serena williams?
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She weights as much as most of the wrestlers now days, so she could compete in a match. I mean weights as much as the men, not the women. |
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lol Rachel Ray
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Ashton Kutcher could go either way, but no doubt even he would be better than Serena. Raw is just a circus these days.
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True, but how about her teaming up with her lost at birth twin brother....Mark Henry... Ah, what am I saying, I like Mark lately for the first time in years lately. |
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This really is an utterly pathetic attempt to boost ratings. Vince truly has no idea what fans of the WWE want.
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If Rachel Ray is a guest host I will remove my Kane mask tattoo with a cheese grater.
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This guest host idea could be good in moderation, not every fucking week.
Sarge was awful, and his anti Canada stuff didn't insult me as a Canadian, it insulted me as a wrestling fan. Pretty sure I'm going to watch even less wrestling now. |
If serena or anyone else just as pointless hosts and does a crap job, i may just give up raw for good till it sorts its stuff out.
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MC Hammer coming out to U cant touch this will be memorable Devito would be great if he comes with the entire sunny cast, in philly Woody Harrelson is Woody Harrelson Ozzy trying not to curse during PG raw Cons: Watching Jimmy Fallon struggle through his lines and laugh and look at the camera every single moment Al Sharpton will just be teddy long with hair YA FEEL ME! All in all its pretty hit or miss, Hopefully they sign New Jack for the Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson episode. Lets cross our fingers |
Well this pretty much GUARANTEES that I will never watch RAW again
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Regis I can understand. As he worked with Blassie in the past.
The rest, ugh. |
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Not only will we have to endure constant bombardment of blatant advertisements about whatever the celebrity is doing, but all the fans who aren't American or Canadian, will sometimes have to deal with an unknown "Celebrity" who we couldn't give a damn about to be honest. Like I doubt all the European fans will be creaming there pants when they're told that LeBron James or Bob Barker will be the next Guest Host and so on. Stating the obvious here, but SmackDown is clearly the better show these days. The quicker Vince gets his head out his ass and finds an actual GM for Raw, the better. |
Kelly Ripa and Rachael Ray!? OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH VINCE?!
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Man...when I first heard of the guest host idea I admit I kind of liked it.
Mostly because I like the idea of seeing legends come back. However..all those celebrities..that is just stupid. Then again..Vince is really taking the direction of the company to be more accessible to the general public it seems. Probably going to fail miserably or do very very well. |
you know you will all still watch so you can come on these boards and bitch about how bad the guest host was that week....come on guys....im not judging because thats most likely what ill be doing too! :D
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Batista makes sense. The kids love him. Even some of the choices like Seth Green kinda make sense, even if the kids don't know him directly (May or may not). I get that. I just don't even know who Regis or Rachel Ray is supposed to draw in. Not within any audience WWE would generally court, anyway. So is this real? I trust Ryan Clark about as far as I'd trust Crossrine with a bomb, a Quran, and a plane ticket. |
lol, you're all going to watch RAW still. Shut up.
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ugh Rachel Ray :eek:
That woman's voice gets annoying real fast and what the fuck is she gonna do on show? Whatever superstar cooks the better meal wins? |
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I still haven't watched a single Raw since they've started doing the guest hosts (not by choice, I'll start watching again next week), so I'll refrain from judgment for now, but I must say that it sounds absolutely fucking awful. |
A strange, fucked up part of me that I almost hate is starting to get into this whole guest hosting idea. It's pure entertainment value (Ideally... even if nights come along where the idea doesn't work.) Couldn't be further from Smackdown! right now. This is the closest we've come to actual rival forms of wrestling since 2001. I don't know. There's a charm to the idea that I'm starting to feel.
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Wonderful idea no doubt, but some of these names being tossed around are just silly. |
They're not competing. They're all in the same company, and they're not even on the same night. What are you even talking about?
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THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THE RAW GUEST HOSTS:
Al Sharpton: * The Boogeyman, D'Lo Brown, Ahmed Johnson and 2 Cold Scorpio all get rehired * MVP is granted infinite title shots Rachael Ray: * Mark Henry develops a huge crush. A woman that can cook? Perfect! Ashton Kutcher: * Ashton plays pranks on all of the wrestlers backstage, only to get the shit kicked out of him at the end of the night. ....actually, that Ashton one might not be too bad. |
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Danny DeVito
* Hornswoggle gets a title shot, as Danny can relate to him |
Oh, and since I may not be in the RAW thread tonight I just wanna say:
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I called Freddie Prinze Jr. when all this started. |
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