Originally Posted by czwfans
(Post 2692634)
Whats YOUR favorite Ian Rotten moment?
The time that his favorite crony Jim Fannin told everyone to suck his dick because he picked Low Ki up at the airport?
The time he actually booked a yardtard who I turned into an undeserved internet celebrity and beat the everloving fuck out of him along with his band of mentally retarded, hopelessly devoted FAMILY, because the dude had the audacity to make his fat ugly wench of a fuck buddy bleed in a deathmatch?
The time that his halfbreed, inbred son begged him to hit the aforementioned yardtard with a kendo stick, because apparently when you're 10 and living in Kentucky, beating people while they're down is apparently a time honored tradition taught to all sons by their fathers?
Or maybe it was the time he begged and pleaded the only people who kept him afloat for the past 5 years, Smart Mark Video, to pull clips of the aforementioned fat wench breaking her leg off Youtube, because god knows, ITS DISGUSTING AND IWA WOULD NEVER HAVE SOMETHING HORRIBLE LIKE THAT ON ONE OF THEIR SHOWS!
How about the time he got a building all to himself (because the other 12 or so before that wanted to, you know, actually get paid for letting events go on in their venue), and then proceeded to fill each one of his cards up with random fans who had a week's worth of training each?
Maybe it was when a bunch of Italian fans ordered an everloving shitload of tapes from him, and didn't get them for another 6 months or so, due to various snafus that were COMPLETELY out of Ian's control?
I don't know who the hell posts here anymore, but if any of you are mourning the loss of this shithole of a company (for the fourth time in the past 2 years or so), you should seriously get your fucking head off THE BOSS'S dick and go do something productive with your time...like build a model plane or something.
I'd bait Ian to respond more, but since he has no internet access, thats a little impossible. Lord only knows theres no cyber cafe anywhere in Kentucky.
Rumbin passes along his condolences too.
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