Disliking chavo vs midget?
 

Post your frustrations here.

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What can Chavo possibly do after this? and why is this still going on?

I have a feeling he's getting released after this. If not, they better have something huge for him.

I'm pretty sure he'll move on to bigger things.

I see what Kane Knight did there.

I am not sure if Chavo is getting a push possibly to feud with Bourne, or Bourne pissed someone off so much they put him with Chavo.

Well, Evan Bourne vs Chavo maybe good.

Chavo stinks. I am surprised he is still with the company with Vickie gone.

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He should form a tag team with someone like Big Show who would use him as a cannonball with daredevil gimmick.

Chavo can put on a pretty good match and I think him and Bourne will be a great feud

I really like Chavo. Something about him has always just made me want him to succeed. We'll see if he goes anywhere good, but if this feud with Evan Bourne goes somewhere, more power to him. I expect Bourne to pick up a win with Hornswoggle assist. I wouldn't mind this midget shit nearly as much if it was broken up a bit more, with Chavo wrestling guys with potential in between his shit with Hornswoggle.

I still hope this leads to Chavo getting serious, and bringing in Alberto Banderas as his bodyguard. Perhaps Chavo could get a run with the US Title? Maybe?

Chavo was a former ECW champion

Nah, him jobbing so much has technically made that past a parallel universe that only exists in the memory of so many people.

I know that the Markswoggle thing with Mark Henry was not meant to be taken literally -- but assuming that Mark Henry was actually Hornswoggle's "cousin," here are some fun facts:

* Mark Henry would be a fourth generation star
* Finlay would be Mark Henry's uncle
* Since during the "Sexual Chocolate" storyline, Mark Henry revealed that his first sexual experience was with his sister -- that would imply that Henry has engaged in sexual activities with Finlay's niece
* In addition to being the uncle of Mark Henry, Finlay would also be the great uncle to a hand conceived between Mark Henry and Mae Young

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This is what I would to do to fully switch this to Chavo Vs. Evan Bourne.

First, I would reinstate the WWE Crusierweight championship of the world and give it to its last champion, that little bastard Hornswoggle. Chavo easily defeats Hornswoggle and becomes a collective (WCW/WWE) Seven time cruiserweight champion. Then you start a feud for the title with Chavo and Bourne.

Then you open the title up to members of all brands. People being underused like (Paul Burchill, the Hurricane, Jamie Noble, R-Truth) can also feud for the belt. Give the people in the mid to low card something to fight over instead of just having random matches on Superstars, ECW or house shows.

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN

But I laughed. ;)

A random way to deal with this Chavo/Hornswoggle/Bourne shit. Evan Bourne could defeat Chavo Guerrero next week with assist from Hornswoggle. This gives Bourne the win, furthers Chavo's feud with Hornswoggle, and Chavo is somewhat protected by getting screwed out of the match.

The following week could have something like Chavo vs. Hornswoggle, without any stipulations, where Evan Bourne costs Chavo the match (more forcefully than Hornswoggle helped out Bourne), and Horny gets another victory over The Last Warrior.

Chavo fires back by challenging Hornswoggle to a Steel Cage Match, where he just toys around with Hornswoggle. Chavo dominates the entire match, and then tries to walk out the door casually, but Evan Bourne kicks it on Chavo's head, and Hornswoggle escapes and gets yet another win over Chavo.

Guerrero is now getting desperate, so he attacks Evan Bourne in the backstage area with a steel chair -- specifically targeting the leg. Chavo then wrestles one more match against Hornswoggle, where Chavo gets the victory, and then gets a steel chair, and takes Hornswoggle out of action for a while. We now move into Evan Bourne vs. Chavo Guerrero, with Chavo pissed off with Bourne helping out Hornswoggle, and Bourne pissed off at Chavo hurting his leg and putting out Hornswoggle.

Even give them a PPV match against each other, where Hornswoggle returns, helps Bourne win the match, and we get Bourne & Hornswoggle vs. Chavo & Alberto Banderas after that, which Chavo & Banderas win after Banderas does the heavy lifting against Bourne, which allows Chavo to get the pin.

Noid, shut up. If this were SmackDown! this shit never would have happened.

Chavo should be at least a 3-time WWE Champion by now.

I changed it, because I decided to fantasy book rather than just make a "of course SmackDown! would have never let this happen, and Hornswoggle will beat Chavo Guerrero next week in a game of The Price is Right."

I'm still trying to think positively about this Chavo/Little Bastard angle. Since he's been aligned with Vickie, Chavo has been asked to do more comedic stuff. It's building on his promo skills slowly but steadily, and is just making him a more well-rounded performer.

They just need to eventually go somewhere with it, which is where the problem lies.

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Oh for crying out loud. The guy is collecting a good paycheck not having to take bumps, risk injury, or even bother actually wrestling. He's probably laughing everytime he opens his paycheck.

He's not World Champion material, not even U.S/IC material. Just fucking stop it. We get it, it's stupid.

And I know this may come as a shock, but the IWC represents %1 of wrestling fans. he other 99% eat this stuff up, hence I don't see this ending for a bit.

If anything, its 'Swog who's getting the push, not Chavo. Can anyone say "Hornswoggle, United States Champion"? :shifty:

I was joking ftr

is that fan picture going to be a new annoying wrestling forum joke?

It will be once DAMN iNATOR makes it his avatar or puts it in his sig

Perhaps, but I thought I'd post it because rather than contribute constructively to a thread, I just go around posting pictures and running things into the ground. That's how Lock Jaw rolls.