Batista's Announcement...
 

Bats is 40. Time to hang it up? Or another year of headlining every event possible?

To quote John Rambo:

"GO HOME"

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You forgot the "who cares?" option also

Who is the current givernor of South Carolina?

Batosta, I assume.

Don't know, don't care. But I do know he'll fuck up his lines.

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Dave agrees.

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The Givernor you say?

VOTE FOR ME DEANER 2009

should have retired when he was Deacon Batista.

Batista has no charecter development whatsoever

Batista would need to have a character for it to develop.

Beach Douchetista

He's a broom

can I get Loose Cannon for the win?

Lets pray for option A.

Hey at least hes better than Cena. Granted so was Gilberg lol

His important announcment will be that he's forgotten his cheat code, can anyone help him out?


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD XERO, DON'T TELL HIM. :(

Triangle, triangle, triangle, square, up, left, left, right trigger, left, square.

Don't worry, I won't tell him what it REALLY is. It's really just the punch command for Austin in WWF War Zone.

Probably that his last match will be at Hell in a Cell or something like that. Maybe he will retire then announce he is the permanent GM for Raw now.

he has the clap

Thats why I :love: you. He'll never see it coming

Come on, it's only gonna be something lame like "I'm back, I'm better than ever, and I'm coming after Randy Orton's title".

Swear Batista was 40 like 3 years ago

Its true War Zone was crap. :'(

Give him a reality show like Hogan's and get him out of wrestling already.

Or if he does not have a family, put him in something like Rock of Love.

Where the hell was the option for "has decided to become a woman???"

Darlene Batista

He's joining DX.

He likes showtunes.

He's going back to the Church.

It will be like when Triple H was feuding with Jericho and he will say I have an unfortunate announcement and that announcement is unfortunate for Randy Orton and he'll say he will stop at nothing to get his revenge on The Viper. If not, he'll mention it is his last year as a full time competitor in the ring. Maybe he'll join Legacy. There are so many options that can be thrown around. I think Mania will be Cena-Batista II. I liked it the first time, but the feud barely got off the ground, so it is still fresh in my view.

If he becomes governor of SC, I'm gonna shoot myself.

Just so the announcement's NOT that he's gonna be the new Raw GM.

***Givernor.

He decided to post nudes of Kelly Kelly

Batista's music hits, he comes out does his little air machine gun thing, gets in the ring, does his flex poses on the turnbuckle, pounds on his chest, grabs a mic, says "Randy, I'll be back real soon.", drops the mic, his exit music hits, leaves the ring, commercial break

Raw's in Toronto. I'm pretty sure he's going to be booed. Raw should be in Ottawa though. It's only a 2 hour drive from Montreal :(

Ottawa hasn't had a Raw in 8 years. Our last televised event was in 2002. We got Smackdown right after Wrestlemania.

If they do an AJ quashi 'I'm going to retire but someone comes out and changes my mind thing' I'm going to be pissed