K , Matt Hardy has been back for what, 3 weeks now?
 

Get in fucking shape! Christ, he looks like Waylon Mercy with that stomach and mullet.

He's cleared to wrestle, but he's not 100% healed from his surgery yet.

He's gotta stop eating those carbs. He looks horrible. Not just his stomach. Even his arms are fat.

Yeah. Was just noticing that myself. He looks massively out of shape. He should be taking advantage of this new Jeff-Void and work double-time to get into the best shape of his life.

I was just gonna post a topic about it, but I guess you beat me to it.

Am I typing in freakin French or what?

Matt just got over some intestinal problems, that required surgery, that he just had about 2 months ago, that kept him from being able to work out, that hasn't fully healed yet.

Cut the guy some slack. He's pudgier, but far from fat.

I understand that he hasn't fully recovered, but he does look awful. He could at least get a damn haircut.

He was hot-shotted back on TV because of Jeff Hardy's departure.

He's been in the ring now for 3 weeks, which requires endurance and being in shape. There's NO WAY that he should look like that if he is actually dieting and wrestling, which means he's exercising.

Maybe he can get some roids from Jeff

I don't keep up with injuries/surgeries. I didn't know Matt had anything of the kind.

Well, lucky for you I'm a huge nerd.

Yeah, Matt Hardy is scoring browning points for being back before he was due and doing a good job, despite not being fully recovered. Also, you have to consider that Hardy's injury prevented him from working out for ages. Hardy knows what he is doing, and will get himself into form in time -- don't you worry.

He does need a haircut, no doubt the 90s are long gone.

But I think you guys need to layoff the fat talk, #1 he is injured, #2 he is 35 years old, #3 he isn't that fat.

I mean fuck, Samoa Joe goes out there like a fucking slob and people say hes the best wrestler alive.

Hardy puts on 20 pounds and you all bitch.

Matt should take some time off now to get fit, then come back to get revenge on punk.

All he needs to do is some situps. It is not that hard. I do them all the time. I am not a Matt Hardy fan anymore. I hate this heel turn he had. V1 was better. Go back to that Matthew.

Same here!

By comparison (to what he looked like in his heyday), he looks pretty bad. As Gold Standard, and I and many others have said, he really just needs to do some situps.

He probably will once he's fully healed from the surgery he just had a few weeks ago.

Why do I feel like I'm repeating myself. Fuck you guys.

:D

Sorry, i forgot you said it when making that post.

Maybe they can start a gimmick and call him Fat Hardy...with CM Punk dodging him because he's fat..and then Simon Dean can make his triumphant return with his new and improved Simon system to help him lose the weight so he can finally get his title match.

I think a lot of people would stop complaining (myself included) if he would cut his goddamn hair.

Certainly would be a start.

He only looks fat because he wears those tights now. He looked ok when he had his baggy trousers on.

Agree on the haircut though. :y:

Your people don't speak French. :roll:


A haircut would do wonders. Shoulda done it when he changed his attire.

lol. Brownie points.

Agreed on all points though. :y:

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I can get over how fucking bow-legged he is! I mean, I guess he's always been a bit bow legged, but he moves like a cartoon now. :lol:

Is it my imagination or does his nose look a lot bigger and pointier now?

:y:

I don't like to talk about wrestlers weight and all but Matt should take some more time off.

lmao browning points

He had a hernia, right? Which I could understand might rule out doing sit-ups but how does he get away with being able to wrestle!? Surely he runs the same risk of re-injury by performing in the ring as working out in the gym!?

I was hungover when I made that post. I should have said "brownie points," but I was far too tired, and thinking about Emily Browning. :-\

Prob ate too many burritos with extra guac

Matt Hardy looks like AI generated Lena Dunham

Good ol’ Fatt Lardy. Though nowadays I’d be chastised relentlessly online anywhere but here and no doubt there would be cries for my insignificant ass to be cancelled because I don’t appreciate his “sick ‘Dad bod’” or some ish.

Hope he got that haircut

I was wrong. Matt Hardy does not know what he is doing.

Archive this thread NOW.