Mr. Nerfect |
09-28-2009 09:51 AM |
I've been thinking about this some, and I believe this is something that would greatly entertain me, at the very least:
I suggested earlier that CM Punk be the centrepiece of a Vince McMahon sponsored "Corporation" stable. The more I think about this, the more I really want to see it happen. It's already been implied that Vince was the one who was behind Teddy Long, Punk and Scott Armstrong screwing over Taker. Even before Punk fully turned heel, there was that backstage segment where Teddy properly introduced Vince to Punk, and Vince was impressed by Punk's ethics. Vince McMahon has every reason to want Punk to be his World Heavyweight Champion. He's not likely to embarrass the company by getting involved with drugs, he's arguably made Vince a bit of money through merchandise sales, and he's young enough to be considered not only the "present" of the company, but its "future," as well.
On SmackDown!, Vince also introduced us to Drew McIntyre, whom he "personally signed" and declared he would be a future World Heavyweight Champion. Vince has a reason to personally back both guys. Now, throw in Kane as Vince McMahon's "hitman," whose longetivity and credibility make him an obvious choice to be a hired gun for McMahon.
But if Vince really wants this group to work, wouldn't he give them an extra-boost? If Vince loves Punk so much, then I could see him doing something quite interesting for the Bragging Rights PPV: Why stop at Punk being the World Heavyweight Champion? What if Kane helps Punk retain the World Heavyweight Championship at Hell in a Cell in a similar fashion to how he debuted? The next night on RAW, Vince McMahon opens the show and announces that, yes, he is behind screwing The Undertaker, because he has found his permanent star -- CM Punk. But because Punk is the man to not only carry SmackDown!, but the entire WWE, he is going to give Punk the opportunity to become not only the World Heavyweight Champion, but the WWE Champion as well. For Bragging Rights, Vince McMahon announces John Cena vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship -- and Punk's World Heavyweight Title WILL NOT be on the line. Vince also says that he will give Kane the opportunity to finally end his brother's legacy -- and also confirms Kane vs. The Undertaker for Bragging Rights.
Cena can then cut a promo where he shows a little arrogance, and openly states that he makes Vince McMahon more money than anyone, but if Vince wants to sell him out, that's fine, because ultimately what he truly cares about is the WWE Championship. He will defend his title against anybody, and it doesn't matter who gets in the way of him and his title -- he will knock them down. The Undertaker basically looks for revenge how he can; namely fighting his brother and trying to weaken Vince's forces.
Also at Hell in a Cell, you are likely to have D-Generation X win the Hell in a Cell against Legacy (after Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase put up a vicious fight), which should logically put them in line for a Unified WWE Tag Team Title shot against Chris Jericho & Big Show, who could retain against Batista & Rey Mysterio. After Rey Mysterio spends an ungodly time isolated by Jericho & Show, and ultimately eats the pin in their match, Batista can turn on him with a Batista Bomb, and set up a fourth epic match for Bragging Rights.
Over the weeks, you can have Vince McMahon see "potential" in more guys. Jack Swagger seems like someone that Vince could really get behind. The Miz can eat the pin at Hell in a Cell, and Vince can give Swagger a one-on-one opportunity at the United States Championship. On ECW, Vince can tell Christian that he just doesn't see a star in him, and puts him against someone on ECW that he does like. I'm tempted to say William Regal, overriding Tiffany's order that Regal doesn't get another title shot, but it could be someone else. Even Sheamus, or someone. That match would also take place at Bragging Rights.
Fill out of the rest of the card with an IC Title match. Ziggler can still be challenging, while Drew McIntyre gets given a title shot, but Theodore Long adds R-Truth who is feuding with Drew. Because Legacy will likely be somewhere, put them in a six-man tag team match against MVP, Mark Henry and another face. Evan Bourne could develop heat with them and end up on the face side?
Imagine the following card:
WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk
Unified WWE Tag Team Championship
Chris Jericho & Big Show (c) vs. D-Generation X
The Undertaker vs. Kane
Batista vs. Rey Mysterio
Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase vs. MVP, Mark Henry & Evan Bourne
ECW Championship
Christian (c) vs. William Regal or Sheamus
WWE United States Championship
Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Jack Swagger
WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth
It'd freshen things up a fair bit. It at least looks good from a "sports entertainment" perspective, and truthfully, the matches would be pretty good.
If you want to know how I'd book it: Dolph Ziggler wins the IC Title when he pins R-Truth, which allows Morrison to chase the title. Swagger defeats Kingston to become the new US Champion. Christian proves that he does have star potential, and he defeats whoever he is defending against (I think Regal would be the better choice). The faces look good against Legacy, but Brett DiBiase shows up and costs them the match, which allows Ted to get the pin, and we get some drama as to whether or not Brett will be allowed into Legacy, and we potentially see the rifts start between the group. Batista defeats Rey Mysterio cleanly, to get his heel push off to a good start. Kane manages to beat The Undertaker when Drew McIntyre redeems himself for not winning hte IC Title earlier, and hits Taker with a steel chair or something, allowing Kane to get a few Tombstones in on Taker. DX win the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship, and are set up as potentially being the biggest thorn in Vince McMahon's side. The Undertaker shows up during the main event to make sure that Punk doesn't become Vince's "Corporate Champion," and costs Punk the match against Cena.
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