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Jura 09-30-2009 03:44 AM

Rotten Tomatoe's Worst Movie Reviewed 2000-2009
 
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides...f_the_worst/1/

10. Witless Protection
09. Redline
08. 3 Strikes
07. Strange Wilderness
06. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
05. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
04. King's Ransom
03. Pinocchio
02. One Missed Call
01. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

I don't agree with the top 10 worst movies. Yahoo user's list seemed more accurate. I liked Strange Wilderness :( One Missed Call IMO was as good as other horror movies meaning it was just mediocre but not awful enough to get the number 2 spot.

I didn't think In The Name of the King was such a bad movie like everyone said. It's not a great movie but I guess without Jason Statham in it then I'd probably think it was a bad movie. House of the Dead should have been ranked higher because of the awful video game scenes they added in. The only thing good about it was the main character's cleavage and Eric Durance topless.

The Mask 09-30-2009 04:02 AM

never heard of any of these

Danny Electric 09-30-2009 06:18 AM

They are some pretty terrible films.

toxic rooster 09-30-2009 07:10 AM

yeah haven't seen any of them.

I've seen the top 100 though, not many complaints among the ones I've seen. Kindof expecting stuff like Boondock Saints to make it though

G 09-30-2009 10:40 PM

A King's Ransom is a fantastic book. I wonder if it's the same. Probably not.

Downunder 10-01-2009 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mask (Post 2745846)
never heard of any of these


Bad Company 10-01-2009 07:58 AM

No panic room? Boooooo worst movie ever

D Mac 10-01-2009 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jura (Post 2745823)
and Eric Durance topless.


Wait you mean Erica Durance of Smallville? Topless, Really?

I must see this.

G 10-01-2009 08:30 AM

She was topless in House of the Dead. However, she was flat chested back then.

G 10-01-2009 08:30 AM

Oh, he already said what movie. Whatever

PorkSoda 10-01-2009 09:06 AM

No Harry Potter movies?

Oh yeah, that would take up the whole list. Fuck that Harry Potter....Fuck him to hell.....just saying his name makes me wanna kill something...

Dave Youell 10-01-2009 09:25 AM

Eck Vs Server.

Man, good times.

Sixx 10-01-2009 06:16 PM

I don't know how many parts did Saw have but all of them should be up there.

Buzzkill 10-02-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad Company (Post 2747886)
No panic room? Boooooo worst movie ever

Panic room was pretty good :foc:

Well directed at least

Seth82 10-03-2009 12:34 AM

I agree Panic Room was pretty decent

even took the liberty of buying the vhs tape a few yrs back

YOUR Hero 10-03-2009 03:01 PM

I have/(had) a thing for Jodi Foster but panic room was terible.

Sixx 10-03-2009 03:48 PM

Really? You're the first person I know to find Foster attractive.

Except for Hannibal Lecter maybe.

Sixx 10-03-2009 03:49 PM

Hence, I now consider you a cannibal.

thedamndest 10-03-2009 04:32 PM

Let's play a game. Every go through the Top 100 List and mark down which of these you have seen. Scoring works like this:

100-91 1 point each
90-81 2 points each
80-71 3 points each
70-61 4 points each
60-51 5 points each
50-41 6 points each
40-31 7 points each
30-21 8 points each
20-11 9 points each
10-1 10 points each

Winner (loser) gets a copy of The Godfather II on Blu Ray and our pity.

Jura 10-03-2009 04:43 PM

I'd probably win (lose).

thedamndest 10-03-2009 04:47 PM

#66 The Fog +4
#27 Battlefield Earth +8

Only 12 points. I lucked out in not seeing Ballistic because I had a roommate who owned it and I watched just about every other movie he had. Also surprised I didn't see Half Past Dead starring Ja Rule and Steven Seagal because I know I saw a few action movies with DMX.

In fairness to me, I saw The Fog on a date.

I have no excuse for Battlefield Earth.

Buzzkill 10-03-2009 05:36 PM

Was battlefield earth as awful as everybody makes it out to be or just really bad?

thedamndest 10-03-2009 05:43 PM

It was pretty terrible. The story was bad, the main character was awful, and it was one of Travolta's "off" movies.

Sixx 10-03-2009 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2751509)
It was pretty terrible. The story was bad, the main character was awful, and it was one of Travolta's "off" movies.

Was he a scientologist already back then?

Sixx 10-03-2009 05:51 PM

Oh, it was based on the novel by Hubbard, so that explains a lot.

Anybody Thrilla 10-03-2009 08:47 PM

#97 - Boat Trip = 1 point
#94 - The New Guy = 1 point
#76 - Johnson Family Vacation = 3 points
#64 - Corky Romano = 4 points
#41 - Zoom = 6 points
#28 - Rollerball = 8 points
#16 - Daddy Day Camp = 9 points

32 points. Oh my. In my defense, I will say two things.

1) We used to have a tradition in college called Shitty Movie Sunday where we couldn't watch any movies over one star. The logic was that watching terrible movies would make the good ones seem even better.

2) I used to do home health care for a mentally handicapped person.

Sixx 10-03-2009 10:16 PM

98 - Cheaper By The Dozen II - 1
97 - Boat Trip - 1
94 - The New Guy - 1
80 - Big Momma's House 2 - 3
79 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash - 3
77 - Date Movie ( saw only half of it ) - 1/2x3=1,5
75 - Son of The Mask - 3
73 - Gigli - 3
64 - Corky Romano - 4
62 - Serving Sara - 4
59 - 88 Minutes - 5
58 - Christmas with the Kranks - 5
48 - Bloodrayne - 6
45 - My Baby's Daddy - 6
36 - The Whole Ten Yards - 7
32 - Deuces Wild - 7
30 - Fear.Com - 8
28 - Rollerball - 8
27 - Battlefield Earth - 8
24 - Texas Rangers - 8
22 - Disaster Movie - 8
19 - Half Past Dead - 9
18 - The Master of Disguise - 9
17 - Twisted - 9
04 - King's Ransom -10
01 - Ballistic - 10

147,5! BOOM!

Gertner 10-04-2009 02:14 AM

85 Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector(Don't ask)-2
66 The Fog- 4
64 Corky Romano-4
61 Good Luck Chuck-4
56 Because I Said So-5
50 Dirty Love-6 (Which I kinda liked)
47 Soul Survivors-6
42 House of the Dead-6
40 Down to You-7
30 Fear Dot Com-8 (Which I also liked)
23 The Inn Crowd-8
18 the Master of Disguise-9

Total=79

Gotta blame me stupid gf for half these movies

Seth82 10-04-2009 03:09 AM

98 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2 - 1
97 - Boat Trio - 1 (Truly awful piece of shit that gets aired on TBS all the time)
85 - Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector - 2
78 - Deck The Halls - 3
76 - Johnson Family Vacation - 3
72 - Broken Bridges (saw it on CMT and watched the entire thing) - 3
64 - Corky Romano - 4
63 - Yours Mine, and Ours - 4
58 - Christmas With The Kranks - 5
56 - Because I Said So - 5 (watched it on tv outta sheer boredom and its Awful) - 5
45 - My Baby's Daddy - 6
31 - The Covenant - 7 (I actually kinda liked it and own it on DVD)
28 - Rollerball - 8
27 - Battlefield Earth - 8
18 - The Master of Disguise - 9 (actually bought the dvd before seeing it and then realized it was shit)


Total of 69 points

The Mask 10-04-2009 05:59 AM

surviving christmas = 1
date movie = 3
good luck chuck = 4
rollerball = 8
battlefield earth = 8
meet the spartans = 8
epic movie = 8

40 :'(

i can't help myself with the ___________ movie shite. like watching a car crash :'(

Sixx 10-04-2009 07:06 AM

I win.

owenbrown 10-04-2009 07:15 AM

lmfao Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is on HBO West right now :lol:

ct2k 10-04-2009 11:16 AM

I have seen none of those 100 films in their entirety. I have seen like the start of about 4, all of which I turned off.

:y:

Sixx 10-04-2009 12:53 PM

I've seen 1/4 of those in their entirety. I fucking rule when it comes to wasting time.

Hornicane 10-04-2009 05:51 PM

The New Guy (#94) - 1
Godsend (#57) - 5
The Covenant (#31) - 7
Epic Movie (#21) - 8

21. I don't really watch movies though, so this is expected.

Swiss Ultimate 10-04-2009 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jura (Post 2745823)

I wanted to like this since I saw it at the theater. It was no Gramma's Boy.

Tazz Dan 10-09-2009 09:45 AM

98 - Cheaper by the dozen 2 - 1
97 - Boat Trip - 1
94- The New Guy - 1
90 - Dragonfly - 2
82 - Supercross the movie - 2
81 - Extreme Ops - 2
80 - Big Mommas House 2 - 3
78 - Deck the halls - 3
77 - Date Movie - 3
75 - Son of the mask - 3
74 - Envy - 3
67 - The hottie and the nottie - 4
64 - Corky Romano - 4
62 - Serving Sara - 4
61- Good Luck Chuck - 4
60 - The perfect man - 5
57 - Godsend - 5
47 - Soul Survivors - 6
46 - Material Girls - 6
41 - Zoom - 6
40 - Down to you - 7
38 - Happily Never After - 7
30 - Fear dot com - 8
28 - Rollerball - 8
25 - Meet the spartans - 8
24 - Texas Rangers - 8
21 - Epic Movie - 8
18 - The master of disguise - 9
5 - National Lampoons Gold Diggers - 10
4 - Kings Ransom - 10


151. :$









:(

CSL 10-09-2009 11:22 AM

99. Glitter
97. Boat Trip
95. Lost Souls
94. The New Guy
91. Surviving Christmas
90. Dragonfly
78. Deck The Halls
77. Date Movie
66. The Fog
65. Swept Away
64. Corky Romano
59. 88 Minutes
58. Christmas with the Kranks
57. Godsend
47. Soul Survivors
40. Down To You
36. The Whole 10 Yards
29. Bless The Child
24. Texas Rangers
17. Twisted
12. Killing Me Softly

94

Dragonfly is probably the 'least bad' of them, which isn't saying a lot. And I don't regret seeing Killing Me Softly because of Heather Graham's naked body

Droford 10-09-2009 11:59 AM

Cheaper By the Dozen +1
Boat Trip +1
Date Movie +3
Envy +3
The Fog +4
Good Luck Chuck +4
88 Minutes +5
Godsend +5
Dungeon Siege +6
Soul Survivors +6
Darnkness +6
Down to You +7
Miss March +7
Fear Dot Com +8
Rollerball +8
Texas Rangers +8
Half Past Dead +9
Twisted +9
Daddy Day Camp +9
Strange Wilderness +10

119! drats..

The Jayman 10-09-2009 02:52 PM

97. Boat Trip--1
94. The New Guy--1
89. Basic Instinct 2--2
85. Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector--2
80. Big Momma's House 2--3
77. Date Movie--3
68. Yu Gi Oh The Movie--4
66. The Fog--4
64. Corky Romano--4
62. Serving Sara--4
61. Good Luck Chuck--4
49. In the Name of the King--6
48. Bloodrayne--6
45. My Baby's Daddy--6
42. House of the Dead--6
36. The Whole Ten Yards--7
34. The Haunting of Molly Hartley--7
31. The Covenant--7
30. Fear Dot Com--8
25. Meet the Spartans--8
22. Disaster Movie--8
21. Epic Movie--8
19. Half Past Dead--9
9. Redline--10
2. One Missed Call--10


total = 138 points


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