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Rotten Tomatoe's Worst Movie Reviewed 2000-2009
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides...f_the_worst/1/
10. Witless Protection 09. Redline 08. 3 Strikes 07. Strange Wilderness 06. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 05. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers 04. King's Ransom 03. Pinocchio 02. One Missed Call 01. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever I don't agree with the top 10 worst movies. Yahoo user's list seemed more accurate. I liked Strange Wilderness :( One Missed Call IMO was as good as other horror movies meaning it was just mediocre but not awful enough to get the number 2 spot. I didn't think In The Name of the King was such a bad movie like everyone said. It's not a great movie but I guess without Jason Statham in it then I'd probably think it was a bad movie. House of the Dead should have been ranked higher because of the awful video game scenes they added in. The only thing good about it was the main character's cleavage and Eric Durance topless. |
never heard of any of these
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They are some pretty terrible films.
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yeah haven't seen any of them.
I've seen the top 100 though, not many complaints among the ones I've seen. Kindof expecting stuff like Boondock Saints to make it though |
A King's Ransom is a fantastic book. I wonder if it's the same. Probably not.
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No panic room? Boooooo worst movie ever
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Wait you mean Erica Durance of Smallville? Topless, Really? I must see this. |
She was topless in House of the Dead. However, she was flat chested back then.
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Oh, he already said what movie. Whatever
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No Harry Potter movies?
Oh yeah, that would take up the whole list. Fuck that Harry Potter....Fuck him to hell.....just saying his name makes me wanna kill something... |
Eck Vs Server.
Man, good times. |
I don't know how many parts did Saw have but all of them should be up there.
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Well directed at least |
I agree Panic Room was pretty decent
even took the liberty of buying the vhs tape a few yrs back |
I have/(had) a thing for Jodi Foster but panic room was terible.
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Really? You're the first person I know to find Foster attractive.
Except for Hannibal Lecter maybe. |
Hence, I now consider you a cannibal.
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Let's play a game. Every go through the Top 100 List and mark down which of these you have seen. Scoring works like this:
100-91 1 point each 90-81 2 points each 80-71 3 points each 70-61 4 points each 60-51 5 points each 50-41 6 points each 40-31 7 points each 30-21 8 points each 20-11 9 points each 10-1 10 points each Winner (loser) gets a copy of The Godfather II on Blu Ray and our pity. |
I'd probably win (lose).
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#66 The Fog +4
#27 Battlefield Earth +8 Only 12 points. I lucked out in not seeing Ballistic because I had a roommate who owned it and I watched just about every other movie he had. Also surprised I didn't see Half Past Dead starring Ja Rule and Steven Seagal because I know I saw a few action movies with DMX. In fairness to me, I saw The Fog on a date. I have no excuse for Battlefield Earth. |
Was battlefield earth as awful as everybody makes it out to be or just really bad?
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It was pretty terrible. The story was bad, the main character was awful, and it was one of Travolta's "off" movies.
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Oh, it was based on the novel by Hubbard, so that explains a lot.
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#97 - Boat Trip = 1 point
#94 - The New Guy = 1 point #76 - Johnson Family Vacation = 3 points #64 - Corky Romano = 4 points #41 - Zoom = 6 points #28 - Rollerball = 8 points #16 - Daddy Day Camp = 9 points 32 points. Oh my. In my defense, I will say two things. 1) We used to have a tradition in college called Shitty Movie Sunday where we couldn't watch any movies over one star. The logic was that watching terrible movies would make the good ones seem even better. 2) I used to do home health care for a mentally handicapped person. |
98 - Cheaper By The Dozen II - 1
97 - Boat Trip - 1 94 - The New Guy - 1 80 - Big Momma's House 2 - 3 79 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash - 3 77 - Date Movie ( saw only half of it ) - 1/2x3=1,5 75 - Son of The Mask - 3 73 - Gigli - 3 64 - Corky Romano - 4 62 - Serving Sara - 4 59 - 88 Minutes - 5 58 - Christmas with the Kranks - 5 48 - Bloodrayne - 6 45 - My Baby's Daddy - 6 36 - The Whole Ten Yards - 7 32 - Deuces Wild - 7 30 - Fear.Com - 8 28 - Rollerball - 8 27 - Battlefield Earth - 8 24 - Texas Rangers - 8 22 - Disaster Movie - 8 19 - Half Past Dead - 9 18 - The Master of Disguise - 9 17 - Twisted - 9 04 - King's Ransom -10 01 - Ballistic - 10 147,5! BOOM! |
85 Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector(Don't ask)-2
66 The Fog- 4 64 Corky Romano-4 61 Good Luck Chuck-4 56 Because I Said So-5 50 Dirty Love-6 (Which I kinda liked) 47 Soul Survivors-6 42 House of the Dead-6 40 Down to You-7 30 Fear Dot Com-8 (Which I also liked) 23 The Inn Crowd-8 18 the Master of Disguise-9 Total=79 Gotta blame me stupid gf for half these movies |
98 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2 - 1
97 - Boat Trio - 1 (Truly awful piece of shit that gets aired on TBS all the time) 85 - Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector - 2 78 - Deck The Halls - 3 76 - Johnson Family Vacation - 3 72 - Broken Bridges (saw it on CMT and watched the entire thing) - 3 64 - Corky Romano - 4 63 - Yours Mine, and Ours - 4 58 - Christmas With The Kranks - 5 56 - Because I Said So - 5 (watched it on tv outta sheer boredom and its Awful) - 5 45 - My Baby's Daddy - 6 31 - The Covenant - 7 (I actually kinda liked it and own it on DVD) 28 - Rollerball - 8 27 - Battlefield Earth - 8 18 - The Master of Disguise - 9 (actually bought the dvd before seeing it and then realized it was shit) Total of 69 points |
surviving christmas = 1
date movie = 3 good luck chuck = 4 rollerball = 8 battlefield earth = 8 meet the spartans = 8 epic movie = 8 40 :'( i can't help myself with the ___________ movie shite. like watching a car crash :'( |
I win.
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lmfao Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is on HBO West right now :lol:
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I have seen none of those 100 films in their entirety. I have seen like the start of about 4, all of which I turned off.
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I've seen 1/4 of those in their entirety. I fucking rule when it comes to wasting time.
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The New Guy (#94) - 1
Godsend (#57) - 5 The Covenant (#31) - 7 Epic Movie (#21) - 8 21. I don't really watch movies though, so this is expected. |
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98 - Cheaper by the dozen 2 - 1
97 - Boat Trip - 1 94- The New Guy - 1 90 - Dragonfly - 2 82 - Supercross the movie - 2 81 - Extreme Ops - 2 80 - Big Mommas House 2 - 3 78 - Deck the halls - 3 77 - Date Movie - 3 75 - Son of the mask - 3 74 - Envy - 3 67 - The hottie and the nottie - 4 64 - Corky Romano - 4 62 - Serving Sara - 4 61- Good Luck Chuck - 4 60 - The perfect man - 5 57 - Godsend - 5 47 - Soul Survivors - 6 46 - Material Girls - 6 41 - Zoom - 6 40 - Down to you - 7 38 - Happily Never After - 7 30 - Fear dot com - 8 28 - Rollerball - 8 25 - Meet the spartans - 8 24 - Texas Rangers - 8 21 - Epic Movie - 8 18 - The master of disguise - 9 5 - National Lampoons Gold Diggers - 10 4 - Kings Ransom - 10 151. :$ :( |
99. Glitter
97. Boat Trip 95. Lost Souls 94. The New Guy 91. Surviving Christmas 90. Dragonfly 78. Deck The Halls 77. Date Movie 66. The Fog 65. Swept Away 64. Corky Romano 59. 88 Minutes 58. Christmas with the Kranks 57. Godsend 47. Soul Survivors 40. Down To You 36. The Whole 10 Yards 29. Bless The Child 24. Texas Rangers 17. Twisted 12. Killing Me Softly 94 Dragonfly is probably the 'least bad' of them, which isn't saying a lot. And I don't regret seeing Killing Me Softly because of Heather Graham's naked body |
Cheaper By the Dozen +1
Boat Trip +1 Date Movie +3 Envy +3 The Fog +4 Good Luck Chuck +4 88 Minutes +5 Godsend +5 Dungeon Siege +6 Soul Survivors +6 Darnkness +6 Down to You +7 Miss March +7 Fear Dot Com +8 Rollerball +8 Texas Rangers +8 Half Past Dead +9 Twisted +9 Daddy Day Camp +9 Strange Wilderness +10 119! drats.. |
97. Boat Trip--1
94. The New Guy--1 89. Basic Instinct 2--2 85. Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector--2 80. Big Momma's House 2--3 77. Date Movie--3 68. Yu Gi Oh The Movie--4 66. The Fog--4 64. Corky Romano--4 62. Serving Sara--4 61. Good Luck Chuck--4 49. In the Name of the King--6 48. Bloodrayne--6 45. My Baby's Daddy--6 42. House of the Dead--6 36. The Whole Ten Yards--7 34. The Haunting of Molly Hartley--7 31. The Covenant--7 30. Fear Dot Com--8 25. Meet the Spartans--8 22. Disaster Movie--8 21. Epic Movie--8 19. Half Past Dead--9 9. Redline--10 2. One Missed Call--10 total = 138 points |
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