Goldberg
 

When his entrance music started he wasn't even freaking ready. He was still in the locker room. What was he doing, whacking off?

Stuffing his underwear with socks.

He was too afraid to leave his dressing room. You know all the guards he had? They were there because there were a bunch of bullies always waiting to beat him up. Straight to the ring and back to avoid getting the ultimate noogie.

I think that the type of bullying wrestlers should be most afraid of is a wedgie.

True, but he was bald so a noogie might've been worse since he had those socks to protect him.

I imagine if you gave him a wet willy he would knock himself out, considering how much he slapped his face when he was pissed off.

Going over his moves list

1. punch
2. clothsline
3. powerslam
4. spear
5. jackhammer

p.s. do an angry growl taunt after every move

You forgot the self-slap.

Piece of crap not worth talking about... Unless you pit him against the guy he was molded after... The ultimate Warrior... Minus the neon colors, hair and Ultimate gayness.... That ought to piss someone off...

ULTIMATE WHO? IS HE IN UFC?

dont forget the firemans carry into an armbar

Goldberg has a much bigger moveset. Fuck, the dude had a top notch powerhouse set with submissions that were good too.

He just couldnt work a non squash

I still use the Goldberg Moveset for all my CAW powerhouses in WWE games.

you are fucking pets are beings skinned alive.

Hahahaha first time I see someone use "you are" instead of "your", not the other way around.

LOL