gonna be in a battle royale on a show with 'perhaps' chris hero
 

What should I do to be eliminated? I've never done a battle royal before.

oh and my friend might be working with Chris Hero in the ME, but that might be a different night of may not happen at all.

Put the TPWW Championship on the line.

Rolling Elbow

Make yourself be the first eliminated. Once the bell rings and everybody starts fighting scream like a little girl and say "STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIIIIIGHTING! YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN!" Then jump over the top rope and run away, covering your ears and doing the "la la la la la" thing.

oh dear lord do i need to see pics of what i'm sure won't happen anyway

Didn't Drew Carey or someone else do this before in a Rumble without the whole speech and "la la la" thingy ?

Best might be to pull off what IRS did one time and get paid off to lose during a battle royale which the Million Dollar Man won. Have the wrestler pull out a $100 or something, both shake hands, then you walk out over the top rope. Then use that money and buy a ticket to watch the rest of the battle royale from the crowd.

Wait, you're a wrestler?

I do mma and wrestling. This is gonna be a much bigger fed than i've ever been part of. I mean it's a southeastern thing, but it's like 100+ people. I've only fought in front of i'd say around 80 (the one mma match i did), and worked matches usually with 20-50.

It's been like 2-3 years or so since I've done a pro wrestling match. So this is like my big comeback (lol), but I'm sure I'll be "enhancement talent" here.

Wex, i will make sure there will be like a million pictures and a video.


I use the ropes a lot, it's kind of my "thing".

If you can, skin the cat up onto the top rope for a big spot. Would need to be near the corner obviously.

Do a Taka Michinoku.

I think i want to just stand by the ropes and when anyone comes close, depending on their size, just try to throw them over an dif they won't go just give them soe really stiff kicks. I'm not even sure if i'm heel or face atm.


I kind of want to get eliminated via dq by like low blowing everyone lol. And then Low blowing the ref

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Oh that is so it.

did we ever see taka again after that?

Hardway juice.

lmao at that!

:eek: that was amazing.

I don't even think this ":eek:" would even be able to correctly represent how amazing that was. Would need to invent a new smiley or at least download one just for that piece by Santino.

Speaking of Chris Hero....

I visited my local Vintage Stock store here in Kansas City, and I picked up a DVD by World Wrestling network called "The Best of CM Punk". It basically is a collection of matches and highlights from Punk's early days from 2001 to 2005. He had some awesome matches on there with Chris Hero, and there was some triple threat stuff with Punk vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. an unmasked Rey Mysterio.

Awesome DVD, got it for just $4.99 and its in perfect condition.

santino is truly gifted and completely underutilized

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lol, love how it starts with "here you go".

i know its like somebody asked for it

who would request such a thing?

This is, honestly, one of my favorite spots of all time. He has to do this in the Rumble, it's too good for it not to be used on TV.

This is the video that really solidified Santino for me.

I love how Big Show just cracks up.

I worked a BR with Colt Cabana once.

Once you get eliminated, get right back in the ring and if the ref stops you, just say YOU were never eliminated. Just say it was one of the other people inside your head.